Fiber makes everything softer, not more solid

If girl 1 has any self respect she doesn't want to hear from you ever again.

Googled it and i understand now sorry for the inconveniences

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Oh, OK. So what this guy did is he misread his ticket

The ticket says: Gate Number C3.

This is where the plane arrives, and where you board.

The plane ticket says: Seat Number: A7.

What he did was, he sat in seat C3, instead of A7, and when someone wanted to sit in his seat (C3) he gave it away and sat in their sear (G24). Someone else wanted to swap his new seat, G24, for their seat, F12. He sits in F12.

He notices a commotion around area C3, the original seat he sat in and gave away. Someone's boarded the plane, and tried to sit in their seat, C3. The person sat in it argues, no, I swapped my seat for this seat. This guy shows them his ticket, this is HIS seat!! The guy sat in C3 tries to locate the man he swapped with, but he's no longer in the seat he gave him! They finally locate him and point out that he's an idiot, he sat in the gate number, not his actual seat.

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You fix it by realizing you hurt people for no reason, and you mature to the level where you can watch your ex be happy because she's with a better man.

If it makes you feel any better, she has almost certainly found a better quality partner by now, or would be able to without much trouble when she wants, so her happiness of not being with you is virtually guaranteed.

100% cannot be real.

South Park is a big part of your identity? There's your problem right there. Get a life dude.

Where would that be that's not a bar?

I dont even know what to say. Just wow.

From ALL the possible cartoon characters you (a 26 year old dude with an (ex)Girlfriend) decided to take Eric Cartman as a rolemodel and tried to act like him.

Not just is he a Character that isnt meant to be seen as an example of how to act with other people, hes pretty much the opposite, but also did you really think its a great idea to insult your girlfriend while also insulting her religion? You didnt just call her a Jew you also called her stupid. Also did you reduce her whole heritage to very stereotypical pictures.

It also seems like you just started with this shit because you thought you could have a "fun dynamic" like the characters in your favorite series (which by the way hate each other, dosnt sound like a great dynamic to have with your girlfriend) . Thats just pretty fucking stupid.

Please think about doing stuff like this, and the characters you want to have as a rolemodel. I like South Park too and I like Cartman. But I wouldnt want to be like him, and if you want people to like you, you shouldnt either.

Try to apologize to your Girlfriend, dont do this shit again and then I hope that you two can work it out.

I’d recommend getting out more and putting yourself in scenarios where you are around more women. The more comfortable and confident you are around them (through exposure of being in social situations), the more they will pick up on that.

Yeah, hell nah. The only crossover swap I'd even consider would be a window to aisle or the other way around. The window gives you the view and wall surface to lean against. If anyone is getting up to go to the bathroom then it isn't your problem unless it's you. But the drawback is you have the slowest bathroom exit of all. And if any of the others choose to remain seated rather than stand up and step out into the aisle with you then you get the awkward decision of whether you'd rather wipe your ass across their faces or drag your dick across their noses.

The aisle seat has the extra leg room and bathroom convenience. But it also means the flight attendant is going to be constantly leaning over you for the other two next to you or else you're basically the gatemaster for passing over everything the other two receive. If you have real needy passengers next to you, that can get annoying. You're also definitely going to have to worry about either standing up or remaining seated in the fetal position (but leaning far back into the guy behind you and drawing your legs up lol) as either of the other two squeeze by you.

There's nothing great at all about that goddamn middle seat. You're wedged in between two other fuckers, sitting rigidly ramrod straight. You have no relief in leaning up against the wall, or at least being able to relax up and let your feet drift a ways into the aisle. Etiquette demands that the two fuckers next to you let you have the arm rests at least. It's the one single consolation the middle guy gets. But let's be honest. We all know if you're the middle guy, you're going to have to vie savagely and assert your dominance for both of those arm rests. The rage at being stuck as the god damned middle guy should be sufficient at driving you to stake your rightful arm rest claim. You must give in to the dark side of the force, and show no mercy. For you shall receive no pity, you have nothing anyone wants. Unless someone is desperate enough to be offering you a better seat. There's no way in hell I'd trade into a middle seat unless I was already so damned to begin with. But if I was being offered to trade out of one, I'd be a fucking idiot not to.

I don't understand the part where it says that he had a seat for gate c3 and i just stated that i had never been on a plane so i didn't know what they meant sorry that i don't know how a plane works

Load of absolute bollocks

Didn't want it too just wanted to be able to understand better don't care how it applies to me

Never reward the gamble of the parents (or anyone) who don't want to pay for seats together and are counting on guilting someone out of their seat.

Well I was thrilled and wish it'd happen more often XD

Tbh you sound more like the comic shop guy from the Simpsons

To approach a total stranger and ask for a hug? It’s very weird.

This is your relationship.

Aaaaand it's gone.

This is hilarious and stupid at the same time. At least you got to be in the show!

But on a more serious note, you shouldn't have pushed her so much. On the other hand if she already knew it was all just one big South Park routing and it took her 4 years to admit she resented you for even liking it... Well, all I gotta say is part of the blame for that is on her part and it would be silly if she didn't give you a second chance and explained what's bothering her about it.

Long story short... You guys need to communicate better. Best of luck, Fatass!

Either this is decent larping or your seriously need a therapist.

Eh, it's fine. Maybe in the next decade I'll have a girl randomly ask me for a hug 🫠

read the first sentence and realized you're a rotten piece of shit. nobody is going to tell you it's okay. wallow in your guilt, fucker.

This cannot be real. As a general principle, you should avoid calling your girlfriend anything that would hurt her or otherwise upset her. Just a friendly tip.