I’m Jewish and while I love “South Park” I would never act out Eric Cartman to a Jewish girlfriend (if I had one).

That’s one hell of a social ineptitude and tone-deafness, and then even thinking this could be seen as funny. Wow. Just wow.

I once projectile-vomited carrot soup across the living room while tripping when I was 15. Are your parents WASPs? It helps because then they don’t ever want to talk about it again.

And here I thought I was gonna read about someone's girlfriend getting pissed off because she doesn't like South Park. On the off chance this is real, OP is one dense dude.

Making a cartoon your identity may be the saddest, most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my life.

Tall people need that extra bit of spatial awareness.

You're embarrassed because she left you in the middle of Walmart. But she wasn't embarrassed to be called names out in public by you? Notice how all the characters on SP never grow up. Sounds like you haven't either. Stay away from women. All of them. Forever.

"infront"

Have is it ever occurred to you that a lot of Jewish people, myself included, find South Park antisemitic because it normalizes those “jokes?” They’re based on harmful antisemitic beliefs. It’s clear you’ve done little research and less critical thinking about your favorite media and how your girlfriend might feel about it

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Yes, that's true, you can enjoy any climate or terrain in the USA. Mountains, snow, desert, lake.

International flights or trains are trivial here though. And, like I said, people will cross a border to go to a cheaper shop!

>This comment upset me a bit since South Park is such a big part of my identity

lol

“Since South Park is such a big part of my identity” 😂

Yeah naproxen if anything gives me slight constipation (and more sensitivity to acid reflux/heart burn related issues). But if it's causing OP too much trouble they should consider an alternative. It's painkillers supposed to make you feel better after all, not worse

Antibiotics of almost any kind on the other hand, are sure to give me diarrhea.

Breaking up with somebody on Valentine’s Day is just intentionally cruel. You had the day before it, or the day after, but you chose THE day. Leave her alone now.

It wasn't a total stranger. Sometimes you come out of these events with more hugs than names.

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You sound like you suck for multiple reasons lmfao just work on being less of a self centered douche and maybe girl 3 will come along and actually like you.

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Oh ok i see how that could be confusing thank you

I was in the reverse situation once, me making someone move out of my seat set off a chain event of five people having to shuffle around. It didn't seem like the seats had been given away they were all just scared to confront the person in their seat and acted just as surprised as me at it all unfolded.

"South Park is such a big part of my identity" is a weird sentence from a guy who can't seem to understand why his (now ex)-girlfriend is upset by being verbally assaulted with anti-Semitic remarks.

So gates are usually numbered by a terminal (A, B, C, etc) and a gate (1 - xx). So his gate was C3, the door through which he got on the plane. Seats in a plane are numbered by row (1 - xx), then a letter designating which seat across (A, B… usually to F or I, depending on the size of the plane). Both designators are on your ticket. He mistook his gate, C3 as being his seat, 3C.

The mention of the gate lost them.

So... without asking your g/f for her input on this "fun dynamic", you went ahead and insulted her because YOU decided that this is what you wanted for your relationship. A hate filled dialogue between two cartoon characters is how you want your future relationship with a loved one. Man get your mind straight dude. Not everything you see on TV is a good idea.

If your actions actually delayed the flight, you will have literally costed the airline tens of thousands of dollar-y-doo’s 😂😂