Don't feel bad, my aunt had thing happen, she believed she had two female kittens and took them to be spayed.

Turned out Milly was really a Max. Aunt was rather offended. She only wanted female cats. (Aunt has lots of ... ideas about really weird things.)

>This isn't necessarily the person booking the tickets fault.

Well it kind of is if they didn't book specific seats and waited to see what they got allocated at the airport.

That's a risk you take, especially with low cost airlines. Pay to select the seats you want or risk it for the biscuit and see what you get at the airport and enjoy the cheaper fare.

Time to embrace your age, don't you think?

I get that, but I was just talking about cooking on the stovetop, and even those times where you have something simmering forever, like making a stock, you use timers or something to monitor, and check on it before it melts metal to the stove as in the op.

Musical chairs it is then if you add curb your enthusiasm audio to this..

If you book together by default you should sit together. Airlines splitting up.booking is the problem.

Sometimes they do it in breach of their own unaccompanied children policy. Anything for a buck, fuck them.

What can happen is that people pay extra for specific seats and the airline splits up groups that have booked together to accommodate them. Sometimes this is in breach of the airlines own rules about unaccompanied minors.

This isn't necessarily the person booking the tickets fault.

This made me chuckle.

Oh that really sucks. I had an old coworker who witnessed someone get their uuuhhhhh junk stuck in those doors. Dunno how but he sure was screaming.

Final Destination got us all.

Ah Fireball, the Drunkard’s Toothbrush

Not where I assumed it was going. I was expecting someone to put the vomit shirt on. Lol

How do you problem solve in stressful situations? Please review the CCTV video footage of the front of the building.

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Sudden onset seizures in an elderly dog are usually indicative of intracranial disease. It’s better a day too early than a minute too late when it comes to end of life situations.

Trust me , had this been a planned mess , you sir would have pulled off a genius one. But it is a good lesson for people , be careful with your seats , 😜

No good deed goes unpunished.

And you come to Reddit with this? Are you out of your mind? It’s like asking someone about how to turn on the stove and being given directions to make a bomb! People have an easier time being AH and judgy in the internet. Gosh.

PS. I’ve had a passport since I was a 6-month baby. I look freaking cute in the picture. My parents still have it. :D

It's not a matter of belief. People have inflicted pain on you and you will continue to inflict it on those around you if you don't learn from an expert how to properly address and rework the neural-pathways created by your past. Psychology is a science, not a religion.

Not a fuck up. Didn't do anything. If you'd googled it in front of the students...

I once told a class of Taiwanese students that I didn't have a little brother. I have two little sisters. The problem is that little brother/sister are slang for penis and vagina. I'm male.

Well, I don’t know what to tell you. We didn’t have them with us for their renewals, and there were no issues.

I see your dislike of ceiling fans and raise you umbrellas. People don't freaking consider that a umbrella just above their head is at my eye line and also don't consider how wide they are so I'm constantly dodging around them.

I can just see the annoyed eye rolls. And then when they leave the airport he sees that one car and rams into it

I feel inclined to cut him some slack since he is most likely in middle school.

Oh no, he laughed his ass off. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing. That's also his sense of humor. I'm not all THAT mad about it

I’m the father of 2 who are now in their 20s.

Take my word for it. When you’re feeding a newborn, there’s always some chance you’ll be wearing the kid’s meal. At least until their stomach is big enough for them to sleep the night.

I wouldn’t be too harsh on your friend. It’s easy to forget to warn friends about your kid’s projectile vomiting when you’re sleep deprived.