Recent comments in /f/tifu
ouellette001 t1_ja8jocn wrote
Reply to comment by scotttt-6969 in TIFU by forgetting about the sextoy in my butt by scotttt-6969
Creative writings tough, keep at it and I’m sure it’ll come to you
Shinlos t1_ja8jl82 wrote
What kind of inconsistent bull is this again? Who would believe that?
lambda_14 t1_ja8hysr wrote
I call cap on this one
[deleted] t1_ja8hdly wrote
Reply to comment by Zenthils in TIFU by forgetting about the sextoy in my butt by scotttt-6969
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Mental_Nectarine_803 t1_ja8gpwy wrote
Reply to comment by HumanStruggle8295 in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
it's just a joke. me n my gf joke about things like this too because we trust each other 100% and are comfortable with each other.
AxelsAmazing t1_ja8eufx wrote
You lyin!
badgrumpykitten t1_ja8epba wrote
Reply to comment by BernieEcclestoned in TIFU by quoting South Park to my GF of 4 years by Classic-Help-7107
Nah, even that guy is funny from time to time. This guy is just a certified Jack Ass.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ja8encu wrote
Reply to comment by CashWho in TIFU by googling “xxx” at work. by Myopic_Mirror
When was this established?
badgrumpykitten t1_ja8ek2k wrote
r/AmItheEx
sirlafemme t1_ja8ecei wrote
#Cap Breakdown
TLDR of the comments
1.u/Occurred noticed OP is a teen but they have a partner who has a job that includes office meetings?
OP u/scotttt-6969 commented four days ago:
>"yeah i want to but im a teen. a jobless teen to be more precise and i dont have that much . :/"
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u/PlusUltraK notes plugs do not remain lubricated overnight and would be uncomfortable and extremely noticeable to the wearer
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u/Goblincat669 states It's hard to fart with a plug in your butt. Actually it might be less painful or weird to remove the plug in order to fart normally rather than trying to squeeze air past a 3D object and a taut sphincter
LOosE_WiRe t1_ja8dq05 wrote
"TIFU by my weener being too big and having too much seggs with my hot pornstar gf"
Bubbagumpredditor t1_ja8ddya wrote
Reply to comment by Kichigai in TIFU by forgetting to buy cat food (more of a YIFU actually) by Kichigai
I'm assuming they refused to eat it.
SylentSymphonies t1_ja8d3x5 wrote
No
[deleted] t1_ja8conj wrote
Reply to comment by Capable-Site-301 in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
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angusboe t1_ja8clvc wrote
This is a really good ad for dogs
bubba7557 t1_ja8ck2n wrote
The number of posts in this sub lately with low key and blatant sex work shaming suggests to me this sub is filled with little kids these days. Your tifu's is more looking down your noses at sex work then anything else.
jdfree1987 t1_ja8cecl wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroRozuMagika in TIFU by realizing I’m in a practical relationship rather than a loving one. by [deleted]
Yeah, that’s rough. I personally got married after three years with my wife. We moved in together after 1 year. If she changed her mind after moving in together and said she had no interest in marriage I would not have wanted to continue dating long term cause marriage is important to me. You deserve another conversation about your future wants. You should think clearly about what you want. Then, give him another chance to make his opinion on marriage known, believe him. Don’t expect him to change. That will only lead to a worse situation.
YourLifeCanBeGood t1_ja8btvs wrote
Also, your dad should contact the bank that issued the card that was used to pay for the service; explain what happened; and request a charge back.
If you can provide screenshots of the contradicting info, that will help your case.
YourLifeCanBeGood t1_ja8ayet wrote
Everyone makes mistakes. Apologize and help find the one you really want.
XOIIO t1_ja89zcp wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by leaving my computer in repair unlocked by oklq
In the cloud is an awful place for stuff you don't want people to see lmao.
fapstronautica t1_ja89oi7 wrote
Reply to comment by Mary_9 in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
Wha???
Timmy24000 t1_ja89o3d wrote
Reply to TIFU by googling “xxx” at work. by Myopic_Mirror
Must be pretty naïve not to know XXX is for porn
Hellagranny t1_ja893jd wrote
Sounds delightful
VolitileButterfly t1_ja88twu wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
It’s been a year jackass, she’s moved on from dating childish man-boys like you and is probably dating the man you WANT to be someday. You’re shallow and immature and have WAAAAY too much growing up to do.
Kichigai OP t1_ja8kus9 wrote
Reply to comment by angusboe in TIFU by forgetting to buy cat food (more of a YIFU actually) by Kichigai
I dunno, my mom's dogs get pretty demanding around dinner time too. Fur beasts just love their routines.