You need a professional.

I also choose this girl's giant boyfriend.

I know, I know. Probably shouldn’t have shared this…. But

A very well told story 😂 Glad your feline rulers got their food eventually

Two of my friends hadn't met each other but bumped into an elevator. One was a decade older than the other and is bit stodgy. The younger started singing this song then stepped off the elevator and said nothing. Having my stodgy friend whine about about the young @#$^ in the elevator who sang this only to run into him a few moments later was absolutely priceless and a fun memory.

But outside of that one memory? Fuck this song with a sideways pineapple. I'm right there with you

Do you have a neighbor with cats? I had to ask a neighbor for cat food once because I had chicken pox and couldn’t go to the store!

I mean I agree but not everyone can accept casual sex or intimacy

Bro, I did computer repair for 10 years, I have seen everything from grandma deep throating her mailman to apparently non-illegal horse stuff.

NOT ONCE was I looking for it. Some people's desktops are just fucking wild, holy shit.

The point of this, is that most/all techs are basically so busy with their quotas, that they dont have time to go snooping for really anything, unless that snooping is directly related to what they're doing. So, I wouldnt worry about it.

Huh, I thought X represented crossed arms and O represented lips locked.

Even if it is sex, it's just sex

Fantassy.

It's really not that creative.

Since the beginning. O representing the circles of arms.

I never swap seats
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't necessarily constitute an emergency on my part "

—Anonymous

There's no reason to do that, services change and the internet can make it very hard to find the most up to date info. That doesn't really make it YTTV's fault.

Both of you go to the strip club and get dances. Goodness it’s just fun not sex

Yup. "I heard a strange buzzing sound coming from one of the stalls. I quickly realized that I had accidentally dropped the remote control into the toilet."

What? Now the remote vibrates too? LOL

Sounds like maybe you're too secure.

You got what you deserve, your boyfriend told you he went to a strip club and DIDN'T enjoy the lap dance, so you told him you want to go to a strip club and get a lap dance. You're weird.

I find it hard to believe, but I guess you could realize while getting dressed up then say "i will take them off in a minute" and forget.

But driving all the way to work and walking in without ever noticing how warm your hands feel or simply looking at them is a tough sell to me.

YTTV is pretty good about pro-rating the service. If you have only had it 2 weeks and cancel, they will refund the time not used.

That may have changed though - in the early days YTTV was very flexible with a 30 days free trial. Now its like 3 days.

Well - its a simple fix by canceling. Should be easy to cancel via the website - he is probably haggling for a refund.

Not like there is hardware or installation for YTTV - and your Hulu sub can be re-activated super easy.

One option you might consider is buying a tv antenna - maybe you can tune into the NE broadcasts OTA

I’d be so pissed at the bus driver not paying attention to the fact that someone is trying to exit the damn bus.

Nah, they nibbled at it and then went off and laid down as usual.

How in the fuck do you forget about something in your ass