Recent comments in /f/tifu
wanking_to_got t1_ja9gf0v wrote
Reply to comment by JOwenAK in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
To th’ selfsame tune and words.
[deleted] OP t1_ja9gc0c wrote
Reply to comment by paddedbeans in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
Thank you my brother in Christ !!
wotmate t1_ja9g9so wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroRozuMagika in TIFU by realizing I’m in a practical relationship rather than a loving one. by [deleted]
It was totally my fault. I should have dumped her selfish, materialistic arse 8 years before we got married, but instead I gave her what she wanted and she ended up dumping me.
paddedbeans t1_ja9g83q wrote
You’re not alone brother
sirDapskie t1_ja9fy3e wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
You need to talk to a licensed professional.
JOwenAK t1_ja9floy wrote
Reply to comment by StickDock2107 in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
I think what guy who masturbates to game of thrones is saying: is that you're spending too much time worrying about things you can't control and/or things that haven't even happened yet and might never occur anyway.
You need to chill a bit. You're very young and I appreciate this all seems like a huge deal now - and it sucks, but it will pass and your life will get better. Push forward.
Cyneganders t1_ja9ey12 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
Did you really FU, though? You learned a lesson about yourself. You should take some god damned pride in that. You don't understand how many people get to twice your age without realizing things like this. If you want to see how far ahead of the crowd you are with this realization, go out to a club for older patrons and see how many guys (and tbh, ladies) in their 50s are still desperately chasing tail for the sake of it.
Capable-Site-301 t1_ja9ew22 wrote
Reply to comment by ShaderzXC in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
What's wrong with being sexually turned on? Who does that harm?
wheels1989 t1_ja9es9k wrote
Reply to comment by StickDock2107 in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
I am just saying don't beat yourself up people make mistakes. You will chuckle about this to yourself in 5 years.
DozenPaws t1_ja9em3x wrote
Reply to comment by HumanStruggle8295 in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
You're unhinged. I love when people expose themselves.
Rellim80 t1_ja9ee1k wrote
Reply to comment by sirlafemme in TIFU by forgetting about the sextoy in my butt by scotttt-6969
o7
Rellim80 t1_ja9e1k5 wrote
Grant O'Brien?!
briansaunders t1_ja9e0j5 wrote
Reply to comment by dem0n123 in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
Could you imagine booking into a restaurant and not being seated together unless you paid extra
NoFunctionPeriod t1_ja9dmla wrote
Reply to comment by cdizzzle604 in TIFU by having a bridal assistant at my Wedding by [deleted]
That wasn't my intention, tbh, but I can see why she felt that way.
Edit to add: HBIC was her verbiage, I didn't even know what it meant, at first 🤦♀️
NoFunctionPeriod t1_ja9de2a wrote
Reply to comment by Stanley__Zbornak in TIFU by having a bridal assistant at my Wedding by [deleted]
"Ring security" is just what we called our ring bearer. First looks happen often when a bride and groom want a more intimate moment before the ceremony. Easier to get pictures of them together, as well as photos of his reaction to her dress, etc. Bridal Cottage and Groom Room were just what our venue had to allow each group a space to get ready ahead of time.
brattywafatty t1_ja9d8hv wrote
Why can't you both go get one that you both enjoy? And it not be a jealousy issue???
brattywafatty t1_ja9d0w3 wrote
Reply to comment by AstonianSoldier in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
Bro you need to edit your comment
cdizzzle604 t1_ja9cn4q wrote
Lost me at HBIC. Sounds like bridal assistant realized you like her least out of all the friends
xynix_ie t1_ja9chih wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
What you learned is that sex for the sake of sex doesn't fill emotional voids. The fact that you paid for it directly means nothing in this context. Paying for it through "chore play" is still paying for it if your intent is to have sex with a girl your dating or even your wife.
Sex with strangers fills a physical void for many that don't need an emotional hole filled up.
So move that out of the way..
StickDock2107 OP t1_ja9bwoo wrote
Reply to comment by wheels1989 in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
Yeah well I don't really care, it's a big deal for me now, just because it won't affect me in the future it doesn't mean it's not affecting me now.
bad_things_ive_done t1_ja9bqgh wrote
Reply to comment by Efeu in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
- idiocy like this causes "tiny" delay pulling back from gate
- that delay means lose place in line for take off, delay magnifies
- delay on arrival means possible longer delay if bumped on landing
- arrival gate could charge or be delayed further
Can result easily in 30-45 min delay to try to make a connection meant to be an hour to make, if a large airport or terminal change, bam, you've missed your connection
StickDock2107 OP t1_ja9bq5j wrote
Reply to comment by vanishwhite1 in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
Thank you very much, I needed this, without a doubt I'm struggling a lot lately, I cry almost every day and it's hard. Thank you for your wishes. Have a good day as well.
wheels1989 t1_ja9bpsl wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
You will laugh about this in 5 years. Not a big deal kid.
redecided t1_ja9b8i0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
You are 19. There are a lot of wins and losses left in your future. Take them as they come and realize there's always a new day.
HelenaBirkinBag t1_ja9ghge wrote
Reply to comment by Aadaenyaa in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Again, I don’t know what to tell you other than I remember two years ago accurately.