Uhhhh, why is this weird? I thought this was within the norm for the generation that grew up on animated content during our years of neurological, cultural and sexual development. Of course, we'd never fuck an actual bunny but the animators knew what they were doing designing her like that. If you watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, there is an actual line about this kind of thing. Absolutely amazing movie too.

“Jesus Christ Be Praised” -Henry of Skalitz

That is genius actually.

My cat also rips bags when displeased and wakes me up if food is not prompt! I’ll pray for you.

That makes sense. In the future just say “I realized it’s not for me” and that will be enough to convey your point.

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I'm not trying to impose any way of making decisions, I'm talking in a very subjective way of what I want to be in life. I'm sorry if I make it look that way but I'm talking about myself, my goals and my own values

Put your phone on vibrate and leave it everywhere to subtly fuck with your family

They dont seem to run on traditional batteries anymore.. they come with a built-in battery and a usb cable to recharge.

Why do you believe that he doesn't? What does it mean to truly love someone?

It just seems as if marriage doesn't have the meaning to it that it does for you.

Marriage is an obligation, that puts pressure on people and can end relationships regardless of how much those individuals are in love. Furthermore, there are responsibilities and societal expectations that come along with the institution of marriage. If not for the responsibility as a surrogate decision maker in the event of emergency or incapacitation and the tax benefits, I'm not sure I would care about marriage myself. The relationship between me and my partner is not defined by how society references us.

“I’m better than that”.

Paid sex is not for you. That’s ok. But “better than” what exactly? What’s “THAT”?

We need to stop tiering morality like it’s some kind of status.

“I’ve reached morality level PLATINUM everyone!”

Fuck that dude. Let’s not make others feel like they are wrong for doing exactly what you just did and now you’ve chosen to rise above them.

That's incredible, but makes this extra unfortunate

It does not in fact have batteries, it was a very good vibrator sadly.

Y’all don’t remember how ANGRY y’all got when they made her less sexy in the new movie, you’re not alone man, if fact, it’s weird to think she’s not hot honestly, the whole internet was heated

Rob Schneider is... THE BUTTPLUG

I’m not naive, just mentally checked out and not paying attention

Yea true, I deleted my history right after. Also to be honest the country where I am isn’t as technologically clued up as America and other parts of the world so I don’t think they monitor these things

I would absolutely piss myself if this happened to my daughter. But on the other hand, i wouldn't tell anyone else. I bet your folks won't either.

Sounds like you should just take the batteries out

When your birthday comes around ask them for batteries. LOTS of batteries.

hell yeah

lol HumanStruggle

this is perfect

Typical any animal that gets into a routine. My mom's dogs get on her case for dinner and their end-of-day dental treat.

Even better

I think Lola is older than you