Recent comments in /f/tifu
hunhades21 t1_ja9rrtc wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
People here tell you that u are so young, you have so many things in your future, just move on, you will laugh about this, etc etc. Yes they are right, but what everybody forgets when you get older, that the stupid things that you laught at when you look back are your biggest problems at that time. I think that the "weight" of a problem is always totally subjective and dependant on your current situation. At the age of 4 your bigest problem is that someone bited you in kindergarten. It hurts just the same as you lose your job or or to get fucked by life when you are adult.
So, at the moment your bigest problem is that you broke up with your girlfriend and now she wanna be together again, and in the meantime you fucked a hooker.
I think that the hooker thing will fade away quickly, you feel bad about it rn but mainly because of your ex. Yes u regretted it, you leart your lesson, you will move on with a bit of time. Losing somebody on the otherhand is a big deal. Breaking up with somebody especially if it was a serious thing has the same effect as mourning but obviously not as serious. These things need time. A big plot twist os that she wanna be back together. Well, only you guys can actually decide if it is a good idea, it is a double edged sword. If you can fix the things that led tou your breakup than maybe this can turn out well. On the other hand, if you had major disagreements, maybe you feel like you will be able to fix it but it probably won't happen and you will be in the same boat. Only you can decide tho. Talking about it deffinetely helps.
Don't feel ashamed of the hooker, everybody makes mistakes, especially when you have to suddenly grow up in your age, when you relize you are not a kid anymore, you make some messed up decisions, but these things are actually the ones that make you grow up.
StickDock2107 OP t1_ja9rk0g wrote
Reply to comment by bubba7557 in TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
You got it all wrong. Listen dude, it's my values I'm talking about, I'm not shaming anybody.
Zaynara t1_ja9rfva wrote
my childhood crush of Sally Acorn will only be a thing ever revealed online.
Fuzzy_Dude t1_ja9rbc1 wrote
[deleted] OP t1_ja9rait wrote
Reply to comment by ArnoldhBraunschweigr in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
Used to get bricked up when she came on the screen
adlcp t1_ja9r5ya wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
Sounds like a win.
[deleted] OP t1_ja9r38o wrote
Reply to comment by Sacktimus_Prime in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
No 💀💀💀 the female fish , coincidentally her name is also Lola
ArnoldhBraunschweigr t1_ja9r256 wrote
Don't beat yourself up.
Shego was my jam.
....is.
No_Industry_1227 t1_ja9qyll wrote
I used to have a crush on Lola Bunny. I still do, but I used to, too.
Ocksu2 t1_ja9qsia wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Maybe plug it in? Maybe that will reset it? That used to work on an old phone I had when it acted wonky.
Sacktimus_Prime t1_ja9qove wrote
The fish? Troy McClure?
Crxcked t1_ja9qluj wrote
Do NOT search Lola bunny on Reddit OP
whatproblems t1_ja9qll4 wrote
Reply to comment by twohedwlf in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
yeah could be worse
Tenshinen t1_ja9qegc wrote
Reply to comment by q_t_puella in TIFU by leaving my computer in repair unlocked by oklq
> but if youre that privacy conscious why dont you use a linux distro, apple still collects your data they just use it internally instead of selling it
If you're that concerned over companies having your anonymised data, stop using a bank account, because every single bank sells your anonymised purchasing habits to data brokers, including Google.
TheRealMasterJeffe t1_ja9qbz5 wrote
Everyone’s crush from childhood was Lola Bunny. Space Jam opened many eyes.
freecain t1_ja9qai3 wrote
Reply to comment by Eissbein in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
It's probably a lithium ion battery, most areas have hazardous waste disposals for electronic recycling.
InternalOk1723 t1_ja9q9g2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
This is not a quality FU. The most boring hooker story I’ve ever heard. Not worth sharing
[deleted] OP t1_ja9q846 wrote
Reply to comment by aDistractedDisaster in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
I’d tap Jessica rabbit still jf given the chance 😭 she’s bad as fuck
accidentallyagamer OP t1_ja9q3xw wrote
Reply to comment by Alexanderdaw in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Would ya think?
littlewoolhat t1_ja9q1i6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
Whoa hey, didn't you just get roasted for liking Lola before? Don't judge people for harmless stuff. Lola only likes boy who don't judge!
accidentallyagamer OP t1_ja9py93 wrote
Reply to comment by WhitDawg214 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I like that, now that I understand the joke, that's funny.
jumpstart-the-end t1_ja9pwf7 wrote
Reply to comment by ScionMattly in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
Oh shit I had totally forgotten about Roxanne from the Goofy Movie! She was an early animated crush for me too.
bubba7557 t1_ja9pvf9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having sex with a prostitute by StickDock2107
Pays for sex, then immediately makes judgement claim that he's better than that, implying the sex worker is somehow shameful. No bud it's your attitude.
Alexanderdaw t1_ja9pt89 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Probably got it wet?
Vamip89 t1_ja9s4ks wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroRozuMagika in TIFU by realizing I’m in a practical relationship rather than a loving one. by [deleted]
I knew that after being together so long and still being really happy why not take the chance and it’s been quite a few years married and I am still happy