You're still the toxic one in this situation. How does one just happen to remember a password?

I was in part 1. Im a little lost on the "by telling you about it, I would be forgetting him" part. Wouldn't that be in a way remembering him, by talking about it? But gl none the less.

OP Deleted it. What did it originally say?

you feel much better about yourself when you are preparing to be a better boyfriend by watching relationship documentaries a couple times a day

What brand/model of vibrator?

Good luck OP. I hope the 2 of you work through this and are very happy together.

I bet your room smells like cat pee

You sound too young to be looking at porn with friends.

Once I was so angry at my parents that I chugged a whole carton of milk on purpose so that I would have the worst smelling farts. Little did I know that the plan would backfire as I also had the worst smelling diarrhea

Nah fk them.

Stargaze away pal. They can just close their blinds from now on.

As long as I can get Patricia Velasquez’s boobs in there too. Also Oded Fehr can get it now and then too tbh

> this didn’t fill any void

No worries, I think you filled her void

And from that day forward, they referred to you as the Dick Douser

Half Brendan Frasiers face, half Arnold Vosloo’s face, Rachael Weiz’s lower half, John Hannah’s torso?

Yea....but not as commonly. Which is why OP'S friends aren't all like "uh-huh, we get it" but all the 35-45 year olds on reddit are.

I'm a straight woman and definitely found Lola hot when u was in middle school.

And OP is getting very defensive about it in the comments....21 year olds are less likely to admit certain things.

"Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something" -Jake the Dog, from Adventure Time

Ya’ know. If it’s the same manufacturer as one that my wife cheats on me with it’s too expensive to just give up on. (Just kidding on the “cheating” thing. I’m just fine with her buzzy buddy.😉)

I’d have a really hard time dressing as the entire cast The Mummy. Maybe quadrants?

Still missing the point but keep dying on your hill

The layers!

Everyone was something kinda silly, everybody would have just totally got it and said how much Kate Beckinsale got to them too. It was a really great party with a really great group.

*Shrugs* Some people watch movies that came out from before they were born?

Wait. How does the lesbian with the butt fit into the story?

Also, did you give him porn? Is the memory card with porn on it from you or is it his own?

I don't get the Hitler bit. There were people dressed as the girl from Goofy movie, a wide variety of video game and cartoon characters. A woman dressed as Catwoman... everybody was a little goofy.

Lola Bunny turned a lot of people into furries