Recent comments in /f/tifu
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabdcgp wrote
Reply to comment by bros402 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
The what to what now? Do I want to know?
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabdaad wrote
Reply to comment by Meowopesmeow in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I sure wish to believe that.😔
[deleted] OP t1_jabd955 wrote
Reply to comment by SnooDoubts8781 in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
I’m the Rizz god tho
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabd88c wrote
Reply to comment by MelodicClass7027 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Now hold on y'all-
Nunar t1_jabd5xi wrote
You snooped through the phone and found things you didn't like. You are the asshole as and hopefully you'll be taken back. You done fucked up.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabd3jc wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I wish it could be hacked, wouldn't that be something. A crazy type of valentine's card...🤔
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabcyq7 wrote
Reply to comment by butlesslame in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Do you think they'd make me send it back to the postal office?😳
snausagesinablanket t1_jabcvkd wrote
Reply to comment by EV-CPO in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
Today I farted up.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabcut5 wrote
Reply to comment by FayGurry in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
This was not meant to be advertising.
SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabcrd4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
Jesus christ
Empire2k5 t1_jabcpi5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
Then grow the fuck up.
[deleted] t1_jabcp2w wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
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[deleted] OP t1_jabcnn9 wrote
Reply to comment by SnooDoubts8781 in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_jabcn6l wrote
Reply to comment by Empire2k5 in TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF by [deleted]
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accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabclzo wrote
Reply to comment by quicktick in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Is that not... like dangerous?
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabcjgj wrote
Reply to comment by fuckkroenkeanddemoff in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
You are so right for that, I'm going to patent the idea.
QuixoticJames t1_jabcgy1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Fun Factory? They've got glitchy controls. I too have been haunted.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabcfr9 wrote
Reply to comment by miassecret in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Hahahaha, I can indeed imagine that happening, dear god. (My parents were indeed suspicious and didnt immediately believe me about it not being remote control😵💫).
SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabccgr wrote
Are you 15?
Empire2k5 t1_jabcc3o wrote
Are you guys 16? The way you and your "group" talk about woman is pretty fucked up and disrespectful.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabc89h wrote
Reply to comment by Acceptable_Secret_83 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I wish.😔
geminiwave t1_jabbn2z wrote
Reply to comment by 4_Legged_Duck in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
How would I show up as Jennifer Conneley?
hahnsoloii t1_jabbbws wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by stargazing by Independent_Factor65
He very well could have! Uranus spends all of 2023 in the constellation of Aries the Ram. In 2023, Uranus is visible in evenings from Jan. 1 to April 23; mornings from May 27 to Nov. // Source space.com
Ps every time I reread the above line my immaturity grows stronger.
Evening-Difficulty17 t1_jabbay6 wrote
Reply to comment by Kichigai in TIFU by forgetting to buy cat food (more of a YIFU actually) by Kichigai
My dog will glue herself to me better than a shadow after we eat dinner. She knows that after dinner, she gets a treat. So if I am busy with whatever it is before we have our evening tea/coffee outside(she gets her treat outside and some fresh air), I could be followed step for step for probably an hour. She has a laser focus on the prize and will not be distracted. I've not tested that theory because after about 10 minutes of constant shadowing and almost tripping over her, I'm feeling the pressure to give in.
RevolutionaryCold268 t1_jabdcqi wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my clothes unattended at the laundromat by PurplePhoenix77
It seems like the sheets and comforter would be more universally appealing too.