Recent comments in /f/tifu
aliasdred t1_jabvqou wrote
Reply to comment by verachatwin965 in TIFU by confessing to my best friend/ex by Confession_gonne_bad
lul
dumsterdave t1_jabvnwd wrote
Reply to comment by PurplePhoenix77 in TIFU by leaving my clothes unattended at the laundromat by PurplePhoenix77
Some people pay good money for used underwear
verachatwin965 t1_jabvduo wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Engineer979 in TIFU by confessing to my best friend/ex by Confession_gonne_bad
This is such a r/seducingwomen comment
Chemical-Engineer979 t1_jabvdah wrote
Laid out to quick man… dont jus say ur feelings esp after sex. U get up cook breakfast and enjoy the freaking time. Then go along on ur way and keep doin ur thing. If she liked it shed hang out again and again then mayb u talk about feelings. U dont just jump out the friend zone right into bf mode and darn sure dont tell a girl how much u love her unless she asks, at least not till after a while of serious hangin out. Let her be her she may not want to be serious and may need time to get comfy. Ur not wrong just ur timing. Sometimes people are complicated try working on controling ur feelings first. Dont get too obsessed ovr people thats how people go nutz.
Caffeinated_Spoon t1_jabuynh wrote
Reply to comment by accidentallyagamer in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
It was mortifying when it happened but now I get a good cackle from it
[deleted] OP t1_jabujy8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending my best friend my naked pic by [deleted]
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NukeWarz t1_jabsg90 wrote
Reply to comment by Empire2k5 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
You never really move on. You just make it smaller until you can carry it without falling.
wackwithpoobrain t1_jabrdy0 wrote
Reply to comment by NakedAndAfraidFan in TIFU by quoting South Park to my GF of 4 years by Classic-Help-7107
I also used to make South Park part of my personality. When I was 12. In 2003. Lmao.
PM_ur_Rump t1_jabr7h7 wrote
I know I'm old, but is "throwback" really the new "throwaway"?
wackwithpoobrain t1_jabr5rq wrote
Reply to comment by Zealousideal-Soil778 in TIFU by quoting South Park to my GF of 4 years by Classic-Help-7107
But you see you’re actually supposed to watch Season 1 episode 1 then Season 2 episode 3, then Season 5 episode 8, and finally Season 13 episode 21. Then you have an intermission. Then you watch Season 21 episode 13 followed by Season 8 episode 5, then follow that up with Season 3 episode 2 then end it with watching Season 1 episode 1 again. It’s like a totally different full circle experience and so meaningful. You gotta try it on shrooms too.
sethbr t1_jabqlob wrote
Reply to comment by megajamie in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
That's when you call the FA and get a bunch of free miles (or drinks) for the USB not working.
HerbertWigglesworth t1_jabqgxo wrote
Reply to comment by StranglesMcWhiskey in TIFU by trusting a kid on my school bus with personal information by CodeNameBama
Until the person above explained it, I had never heard of Rule 34 before - first thing I did was check the rules of this sub.
Then didn’t really want to google it as it seemed controversial or otherwise implicating to the OP.
I understand the school experience, but from someone long past that - embarrassment at school subsides, my intention to pass on that hope to the OP, amongst my other points
Thanks anyway
wackwithpoobrain t1_jabqgvd wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealDynamitri in TIFU by quoting South Park to my GF of 4 years by Classic-Help-7107
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand South Park. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kyle’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike South Park truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kenny’s existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
Uniqez1 t1_jabqfs1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by leaving my clothes unattended at the laundromat by PurplePhoenix77
Honestly... I'm with this guy... Leave them dirty next time... I wanna return em clean
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabqfe5 wrote
Reply to comment by Els_ in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I didn't think this was funny. Until I realised it was a ghost pun.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabqc5u wrote
Reply to comment by Puffy_Buffy0 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
You want me... to ask my parents? To fund my sex toys? Incredibly bold.
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabqan0 wrote
Reply to comment by Caffeinated_Spoon in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
HAHAHA, I am in tears! Thank you so much. Poor thing, poor you. 😩
Ill_Specific3441 t1_jabq4gh wrote
Just saw the TikTok from the laundromat attendant on this!
accidentallyagamer OP t1_jabq47t wrote
Reply to comment by javalove1 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I love that y'all are over analysing this, might there be... perhaps, a secret 3rd floor?
leif-sinatra t1_jabq1n5 wrote
Reply to comment by Solid-Effective-457 in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
There’s something you don’t see every day.
Timofey_ t1_jabq1da wrote
Yeah, I use chatGPT a lot with school work. It's great tool, but if you don't understand the content you aren't going to be able to pull it up on errors. It makes life easier but yeah, you can't really trust it.
Solid-Effective-457 t1_jabpznr wrote
Reply to comment by leif-sinatra in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
GHOSTVIBRATORS 👻🍆
DestoryDerEchte t1_jaboq0z wrote
Tbf most peps check or would check their partners phone if theres an oppertunity
leif-sinatra t1_jabo4iv wrote
Reply to comment by TheSmoarelax in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Who you gonna call?
Whoopsy-381 t1_jabw0rs wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
It’s the Tell-Tale Vibrator!