Recent comments in /f/tifu
Zerox_Z21 t1_jac4p0j wrote
Reply to comment by kwenthryth in TIFU by telling people my childhood crush was Lola bunny from space jam by [deleted]
Eh, our brains still pick up on the same facial and vocal queues that even TLK characters share with actual people, being anthropomorphised and all.
Besides that, I have a theory that girls are often attracted to elements of character and personality to a slightly stronger degree than boys are. I do notice male characters like Sans (Undertale) and Kovu drawing that kind of attention despite their appearance, when popular female characters usually have a more logically attractive physicality.
SmudgyMcLemon36 t1_jac3mqa wrote
[deleted] OP t1_jac3bkl wrote
Reply to TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
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Sumerian88 t1_jac2k6z wrote
Reply to comment by hottempsc in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Yeah I agree, it's such a huge breach of trust. I'd really have to think hard about whether I could stay with someone who snooped through my phone. Like could I ever trust them again to respect my privacy? Such a big deal.
KatKaneki t1_jac26qt wrote
Reply to comment by nuadusp in TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
I might need to go to the hospital, how could that be a positive?
KatKaneki t1_jac1yw8 wrote
Reply to comment by Bluebearder in TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
Not at all.
Csherman92 t1_jac1yab wrote
Reply to comment by Adobe_Flesh in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
It’s just the principle of thing. If I have to pay more to be accommodated so should you . I do find it ridiculous that we have to pay to sit next to someone. It’s ridiculous
Bluebearder t1_jac1wwm wrote
Reply to TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
This is a parody, right?
TaxiFare t1_jac1pp8 wrote
Reply to comment by ssyl6119 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Then comes the hard part dealing with other people's phones that I can best describe as "I just accidentally closed an app and opened a different app without meaning to. How do I close this app?"
Whane17 t1_jac1j5y wrote
This is beautiful. Good luck to you and yours!
Defiant-Bicycle-3124 t1_jac1bcs wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Does it put the willies up you?
nuadusp t1_jac1272 wrote
Reply to TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
wth is this ? and what do you mean it's a skill issue, i can't tell if this is supposed to be pro amazon but insane, or against amazon but seeming to think these are all positives
SmudgyMcLemon36 t1_jac11wv wrote
That is a tough communication, also like how I first read the title as "refusing to touch a guys dong" so this story went very differently from what I was expecting 🤣
[deleted] OP t1_jabyyll wrote
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[deleted] t1_jabyx5o wrote
Reply to comment by TheMelv in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
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DestoryDerEchte t1_jabytcz wrote
Reply to comment by ManuGamer_PokeMonGo in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Exactly. what I meant is that you should always expect it
DestoryDerEchte t1_jabyrwj wrote
Reply to comment by ManuGamer_PokeMonGo in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Exactly, what I meant that you should always expect it
Jalapeno_Jard-on t1_jabyhen wrote
Reply to TIFU by stargazing by Independent_Factor65
Get a telescope so you can actually see something through your neighbor’s window
tomsaiyuk t1_jabxts0 wrote
If they do have a clear shot in the video put that shit on TikTok or send it to one of the creators who outs assholes like the one who stole your stuff.
Nivekian13 t1_jabxex9 wrote
I stopped going to laundry mats after seeing a woman dump literal shit covered underwear into a washer next to mine. Like crunchy levels.
JeemsLeeZ t1_jabxebs wrote
Reply to TIFU by stargazing by Independent_Factor65
Your neighbour sounds like the person that would poop with the door open and then complain someone walked in on them pooping. Heheh cretin.
lightly_salted_me t1_jabx2zx wrote
Reply to comment by dumsterdave in TIFU by leaving my clothes unattended at the laundromat by PurplePhoenix77
If they’re clean ?
ManuGamer_PokeMonGo t1_jabwrm4 wrote
Reply to comment by DestoryDerEchte in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Im sorry bro, but that's just kinda stupid
iAmBalfrog t1_jabwfqv wrote
Reply to comment by powerposepenguin in TIFU by realizing I’m in a practical relationship rather than a loving one. by [deleted]
According to Census figures (from Forbes), of the 400,000 people in the US receiving Alimony, 3 percent are male, yet 40 percent of households are headed by female breadwinners. This implies that either divorce courts are sexist towards men, or we see more divorces between poorer females and richer males, or in my example, people with less to lose and something to gain.
I don't like the above statistics, i'm not happy with the above statistics, but it's the world we live in as of today. I agree theres been great strives towards gender equality, but we aren't there yet. Nothing you've said disagrees with the fact that these women have less to lose and something to gain.
DrunkenSpoonyBard t1_jac4svp wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking lots of milk despite having lactose intolerance by guluscooby
If you're reacting to yogurt that isn't lactose intolerance - you are probably outright allergic to dairy products of any type. Severely so, if you got set off that badly, I'd say. Might be worth seeing a doctor about that.
Source: am allergic myself. Know the feel.