Im sure they have also sensors for vegetables build in the floor.

If this made up story isn't a bannable offense, it should be.

Why isn’t there a “story must be true” rule?

Ain’t no gucking way.

You had unwrapped meat just ready to toss, and there’s a system that detects meat hitting the floor? That’s wild

I do not know how to explain that this device is better designed than a plane.

That's like my personal description, from rabbit to goawayletmesleep lol

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Travel mode? The thing's got a drivers license? I am utterly lost.

It is like a russian roulette sex toy now, some might find that exciting. 🤔

keep it in your pants...no use in not taking advantage

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can you take out the batteries

You have to live your life forward but you can only understand it backwards. Lessons learned, go ahead. In a few years or decades you can laugh about it.

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Check if there is a button combination to put it into travel mode.
It's probably messed up and put it's self into that whilst it was turned on.

Sending you good vibrations!

Yes, to everything you said there.

I think you’ll never understand unless you have to deal with such grief, I sincerely hope you never have to.

For your logo: hotdog floating over a house.

Oof, sounds like a rough lesson to learn hahaha

Get yourself a pair of good shoes, if you need steel toecap for the warehouse I suggest going to sports direct and dropping £25 on a decent ish pair! I'm a chef and work 12-15hrs 6 days a week on my feet... I spent £300 on a decent pair of boots and have worn them every day for 3 years (had them resoled twice and it took about a week, worst weeks of my life wearing different shoes)

OP, this is for you...

Then unplug it, it’s either battery powered or mains powered if it vibrates.