Recent comments in /f/tifu
ArtofWASD t1_jacs77y wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Woof... is this like a tradition or religious thing? Would you have had to marry a peeping tom? Or someone who walked into the wrong locker room? Or is this more so just an extreme reaction in an attempt to scare you off of sending nudes entirely.
FlowingMonsoon OP t1_jacs6la wrote
Reply to comment by TasteFlavored in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
What else am I meant to do, admit I sent nudes to a guy and get forcefully married?
[deleted] t1_jacs68h wrote
Reply to comment by deva5610 in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
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Odd_Ad_5639 OP t1_jacs5kl wrote
Reply to comment by peweje in TIFU by cheating on my wife a second time by Odd_Ad_5639
I am garbage. I deserve to die alone. I will never regret anything more than the damage I have done here.
I would do anything to take it all back but I am literally the worst human being I know
KatKaneki t1_jacs58b wrote
Reply to comment by sg12412 in TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
Maybe. Maybe it was the edibles
KatKaneki t1_jacs268 wrote
Reply to comment by BigPhilly1985 in TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
Very few shoes fit me. I am flat footed and wear 10.5 4E Extra wide
peweje t1_jacs1ys wrote
Reply to TIFU by cheating on my wife a second time by Odd_Ad_5639
Literally everything I want to say right now is a rule breaking comment. You’re garbage.
TasteFlavored t1_jacrz3f wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Youre both gas lighting each other. Quit it
Livinginthemiddle t1_jacrpgh wrote
Your willingness to accept his dog’s boundaries should really mean a lot to him now he knows what the heck you were doing
ThisShouldBeObvious2 t1_jacrdpa wrote
Reply to comment by Verbose_Cactus in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
When you REALLY love someone and lose them, meeting someone new can feel like the deepest kind of betrayal, of their memory and of your commitment in marriage. To some people, it’s akin to finally letting go and that’s so much harder than many people here seem to realize.
TheWoodser t1_jacqmlm wrote
I read this as "dong."
KhaelaMensha t1_jacql2x wrote
This sounds like one of the biggest comebacks and most stable relationships in the making! Talking about everything, being vulnerable, honest (which sometimes may hurt!), and respectful towards each other are so important.
CO_Brit t1_jacqe4b wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I had a similar issue with a sonicare toothbrush. Despite being waterproof, it eventually let water in, which corroded the circuit board, and caused it to go on and off at random intervals. I broke into it (the bottom is a plug), cleaned it, but this still didn't completely resolve it. So had it apart again and cut the battery wire.
TL:DR, break into it and cut the battery wire.
currently_distracted t1_jacprab wrote
This is wonderful news. I’m so glad that both of you were able to have an open conversation and admit where you both went wrong. It sounds like you’re restarting this relationship on equal footing and honesty. Best of luck to the two of you and your futures.
chainmailler2001 t1_jacp8yo wrote
Reply to comment by FigLow4974 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
I am with you on this. My wife and I both are open books with each other. We both know each others passwords. Her fingerprint lock is set to also recognize mine. We each know the passwords to each others email accounts. We both have GPS tracking turned on and shared on our phones so we each know where each other is. Neither of us snoops because we have no reason to but either of us could at any time.
kaleidoscopema t1_jacp8tc wrote
When any nearly 50 year old refers to anyone as a boomer... it's just cringey
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacp6zq wrote
Reply to comment by mostlygray in TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
Green lung butter 🤢.
Kveldson t1_jacp0dk wrote
Reply to comment by kainprime82 in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
I'm sorry friend. Lost my mom to ovarian as well.
She wasn't a great mom, but she was my mom and I loved her. Fucked me up for quite a while.
When I started bawling after my (then) 2 and a half year old asked where my mommy was (she knows her other gtandmother very well) and had to explain through tears while my toddler hugged me and told me it was going to be okay.... that's when I knew that I needed to find a therapist.
That helped a lot. Might be worth looking into for yourself.
Anyway, best of luck.
BigPhilly1985 t1_jacozan wrote
Reply to TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
You need good shoes/boots and good socks, cushion soles. If your company requires steel/composite shoes, they should have a reimbursement program. My current pair is the Danner Vicious. They were $200. Im on my feet for 10-13 hrs a day as a machinist. Justins work boots are also great, and Thorogoods. Don't get insulated unless you need them. You'll want a breathable boot/shoe. Timberland pros antifatigues are also great they make a shoe about $100 that I've seen alot of workers get and love. I hope this helps you.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacoyw6 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
Ouch. Sorry man.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacow01 wrote
Reply to TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
I laughed so hard at this I choked and now have a cough of my own!
deva5610 t1_jaco61l wrote
Reply to comment by laplongejr in TIFU by giving away a seat that wasn’t mine. by tomfoolery77
>Advertising the low price, but expecting parents to ALWAYS pay extra "for the benefit of everybody else" is entirely the airline fault.
No, because in this case we've been talking about the parents complaining about being away from their little sprogs, not about who might get stuck beside them. So in this case the fee is for their benefit.
If they choose not to pay then that is entirely on them.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jaco3il wrote
Reply to comment by tattookaleo in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I fully anticipated reading that as "Buzz light year" and all of a sudden this sentence just got stranger.
BringMeInfo t1_jaco10e wrote
Reply to comment by DestoryDerEchte in TIFU Update: I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me with his dead husband by TIFUWife2
Absolutely not, but it sure sounds like you would.
n8tiveprophet t1_jacsfek wrote
Reply to TIFU by reaching the airport 20 mins before the scheduled flight departure time by smartanddirty93
When it comes to flights, always try to arrive like an hour early. Also, try to account for traffic. I missed a flight once by arriving 30 minutes before a flight in Vegas.