Well you know you fucked up. Take your licks and try to learn from it. Kind of embarrassing you had to learn it this way. Jesus man. No one ever teach you to treat others the way you want to be treated?

I hope you get through this

Do the right thing and don't fight for custody and pay child support instead of causing more problems for your family. If you are truly sorry for your mistakes you have to accept responsibility, it's gonna suck but it's the right thing

You're doing exactly what her boyfriend is talking about. Romanticizing it.

Also, I didn't say anything about what she wants. I simply said that a common law marriage negates every justification you had for getting married. In the eyes of the law marriage is purely ceremonial.

Rule 1 of cheating: don't.
Rule 2 of cheating: see rule 1.

So... What were you thinking when you did it? How did you conduct your reasoning?

Oh if it is about the silicone you can start by spraying WD-40 on it and scrapping it off, it breaks down with WD-40. As for the electronics the only real danger (implying it isn't plugged into the wall) is the battery in case it is made with lithium in it Wich reacts strongly when in contact with water. Your safest bet is probably to wait for the battery to die or maybe leaving it submerged for an extended period of time (no device is truly waterproof, only water-resistant). Best of luck dealing with it.

How many constellations do you know?

I know bahaha... Doesn't make it any less cringey

He says he makes money. That’s probably why.

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That does make me feel better! And indeed no matter what I tried I could not find ANYTHING helpful on google.

What a strange world we live in... well. Good luck. Keep up your body positivity and what not. Be safe.

Maybe it was!

Mmhmm

Boohoo, spare me your self pity.

Hope she wipes you out in the divorce

The best thing you can do for your daughter is remove yourself from her life.

You don't care about anyone but yourself, if you did then you wouldn't have acted like you have then posted the most cringe thing I've read on this sub seeking sone kind of permission or forgiveness for the next awful move you're making.

You would be the worst role model for your child imagineable, so don't be, financially support your soon to be ex wife, and let them try and rebuild a healthy life without you in it.

And get therapy

See here's the thing with breaking it...

I don’t have anyone I can talk to about what I have done but I need to let it out.

I am an absolute failure of a human being and I deserve all the hate I get. I could never do anything to make this right ever

You don’t deserve your daughter dude. You’re too selfish it ensure her a stable future money or no money. Plus you want to hurt your ex wife even more? Unless she doesn’t want custody, you should finally take the high road and wallow in self pity of the situation you insinuated, unless there’s more information that you haven’t shared that proves your wife deserved this.

What was blud thinking 💀💀💀

Honestly I'm not sure if it's more traditional or religious. I think it's based on the religious idea that premarital sex is not allowed. So if I have sex with someone I'd have to marry them. So if I choose to sexually engage with someone in any way I should marry them.

I'm not sure if it was an extreme reaction to scare me off either. I stood my ground enough she dropped it. But it felt pretty real and genuine.

Boomers are now 59-77. Time sucks.

Info, if I may: Why do you think you'd give your daughter a better upbringing than the mother?

I know this is hard since we're emotional beings, but you need to put aside your feelings and truly, genuinely consider what's best for them, not what's best for you. Thinking of yourself and your needs only is what lead to the choice of cheating, and one of the best things you can do is begin to put the needs of others in high importance.

And your poasting here for what exactly?

Yeah someone else had this idea as well, me personally? Not very fond of messing with electrical devices, also! I do not think you truly thought about the silicone v/s hammer combination...🤔