You write all of that and drop in hints of possibly even funnier stories; I find myself disappointed is was only hints.

I guess not. I would do anything to take back the stupid decisions I made but I can’t.

The best I can do is provide the best environment for my daughter going forward. I think that is in my country, and not my wife’s

Unless he is going to claim it was a fraudulent charge, i.e. lie, than I doubt they would do a chargeback in this case. He did order the service and YouTube will prorate the refund to the length of time they used it.

And your wife wouldn’t because….???

Jesus you have frying pans for feet. Welp, lemme see what googles will get ya.

Anyway, you can't have a newborn separated from her mom... so you have to find a way to make it work. 13 hours twice a year is doable

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u/OurMasterAM said, very eloquently, what needed said here.

why tf u save links? that’s weird asf, just make a PH account with a throwaway email

The dirtier, the better so I'm told.

Haha I was joking love, but no indeed, it would actually be class if that could actually fix it. So you mean like boil it? I do wash it occasionally in a hot bath...

Home country is a 13 hour flight away. Zero chance of contact if she leaves the country, let alone any kind of custody arrangement

I can’t blame you for thinking that because all the evidence proves that but I honestly believe that I would choose my daughter over my own wants.

I am very aware of how much I have screwed up and I will spend the rest of my life atoning for it, starting with seeing to provide the best environment possible (under the circumstances) for my daughter. I think that’s my country, not my wife’s

Ooofff... and the FU is getting even bigger. How far is her home country? Honestly, I would let her go and financially support her and would ask to have the kids over the summer as well as Christmas holidays.

Well I hope the takeaway here isn't about sharing too much with your employer but maybe more about the role booze plays in your life. Missing work because you're drunk or hungover means you have a drinking problem. Hope you get yourself sorted

No one will believe you because you have already proven what kind of person you are.

You were selfish when you cheated on your wife.

You are being selfish now by wanting to take your daughter away from your wife (if your wife leaves and your daughter stays with you, your wife won’t be able to see her, meaning that you are hurting her YET AGAIN.)

And you WILL (I say this without question and with 200% certainty) be selfish again with your daughter. When something comes up and you have to choose between what you want and your daughter you will choose what you want. You can say I’m wrong all you want, but your actions have already proven me right. Your cheating wasn’t just hurting your wife, but hurting your daughter to by ruining your marriage.

Be the decent human being for once in your life and let them both go, and pay them a high amount for alimony and child support… enough that they can live comfortably… since you needed to prove to everyone how much you make… we know you can afford to do so if you’re not being selfish.

How'd your mom find out?

I hope both of you find more healing in your life, and have some wonderful fun.

Good point also. Thanks

i am so sorry 😭 i had a vibrator that turned on randomly and i cleaned it and it never turned on again by itself

She’s now pregnant

Pretty much sums up this sub. Spot on lol. Tune in tomorrow for the same posts.

This hurt my feelings.

You should have asserted dominance by telling her you wanted to recreate the scene with her.

It's also the truth, so you're fine to say this :)

i would try deep cleaning it