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[deleted] t1_jaekqoq wrote
Odd_Ad_5639 OP t1_jaekm7l wrote
Reply to comment by AnimatorDifferent116 in TIFU by cheating on my wife a second time by Odd_Ad_5639
Rule of law isn’t as strong in every country. Just because it’s law doesn’t mean you can enforce your rights.
In the country in question I have, based on credible multiple sources, I will have essentially 0 ability for visitation
Poemang94 t1_jaekesw wrote
Reply to comment by Empire2k5 in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Yup. Very interesting indeed.
Deep_Wrongdoer4991 t1_jaekcvr wrote
Reply to TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
I suggest bringing your story to tiktok, something like this would hopefully blow up and get a lot of attention from ppl to help fund the project and also lawyers that can help you. In the meantime definitely set up a gofundme Wish you the best of luck 💛💛
Confession_gonne_bad OP t1_jaek4oa wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Engineer979 in TIFU by confessing to my best friend/ex by Confession_gonne_bad
Honestly, I’m glad I posted here, although I didn’t get thousands of comments like other posts, I feel that I got what I needed to hear, after reading you guys comments I sent her a text so that we could speak, and thankfully she agreed, so tonight we’re meting for coffee to speak, I really appreciate all of the words that motivated me, honestly I’m really grateful to everyone
Gordon_Explosion t1_jaejybw wrote
Did you know pit bulls were illegal before you called the government to get them involved?
greenduck4 t1_jaejnum wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Is your mom 4 by any chance? Or what's the relation from nudes to marriage?
Aggravating-Gas-2834 t1_jaejb7d wrote
Reply to TIFU by descaling the kettle, forgetting about it, and having my mom drink vinegar by Shady_Scientist
I had a manager who ruined our coffee machine at work by putting descaler in it. Every cup just tasted like horrible chemicals.
evd1202 t1_jaej6y1 wrote
Reply to comment by TroyFenthano in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
This reads like a muslim or indian girl, not a Christian
Never_Cut_A_Beard t1_jaej2qx wrote
Reply to TIFU by working for Amazon by [deleted]
Google "do the best safety shoes" on Amazon. They are so much more comfortable
FlowingMonsoon OP t1_jaeimhi wrote
Reply to comment by yassinox12 in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
I'm an exhibitionist so I enjoy showing my nude body to others for fun. I am not in a relationship, so I found people online to share them with.
AnimatorDifferent116 t1_jaeidqo wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Ad_5639 in TIFU by cheating on my wife a second time by Odd_Ad_5639
Why do you think you can't have ANY contact at all?? I'm just curious.... have you murdered somebody in her home country, and the police is after you? Haha. Even if her parents hate you, you can still be in the picture. I dont think any country can remove visitation rights without a solid reason. My colleague's ex is an addict and criminal, and even he gets to see the kid every week
Laspz t1_jaehhpc wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Show her your onlyfans and tell her "he is but one of many.. your move mom"
yassinox12 t1_jaeh0ib wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Out of curiosity and not to be judgemental or any sort of that, why you would send your nudes to some random stranger?
Amerlan t1_jaegsq2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
Ahahaha! My partner did the same thing when he was 14. My mother in law cackles when she tells the story of him falling through the ceiling into the living room as she's watching afternoon TV. A great fuck up story for when you're older.
MsArinko t1_jaegdbl wrote
Reply to comment by CrossXFir3 in TIFU by descaling the kettle, forgetting about it, and having my mom drink vinegar by Shady_Scientist
Ultimate pro tip: just use citric acid. At least in my country it's possible to buy it powdered for cheap in the grocery store, it cleans the kettle much better then vinegar and doesn't smell like shit. I have to rinse out the kettle a few times after using vinegar as I can still smell it aftwrwards there, but with citric acid I just wash it out once and bam, it's gone.
Edit: citric acid tea would probably still taste shitty though, but I cant say, unfortunately I only had the vinegar coffee once (motherfucking coffee can you imagine how bad that was 🤮)
[deleted] t1_jaegbox wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with a former student by tifuteacher001
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Crytch t1_jaeg4rp wrote
Reply to comment by CazRaX in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Thats common knowledge, lol. Not rly worth to say so.
EmotionNo3943 t1_jaefmfr wrote
Reply to TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
Hit up Mr. Beast or celebrity of choice or sue the piss out of the company that did the nose job
CazRaX t1_jaefj1w wrote
Reply to comment by Crytch in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Your comment was about traveling the world and I explained why so many Americans don't. You even understand why yet your comment said to "travel the world" when it would cost way more money.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jaefj07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by stargazing by Independent_Factor65
Nah. You paid for the binocs. Use them
Chemical-Engineer979 t1_jaefeqo wrote
Reply to comment by Confession_gonne_bad in TIFU by confessing to my best friend/ex by Confession_gonne_bad
Now take that and say it to the girl if u wanna at least salvage ur friendship. It is very hard for a woman to find a male friend she can be comfy with and trust so they dont always wanna just cut u off for a mistake. Take the sex outta the equation and try to salvage ur friendship. Shes prolly more upset she lost a friend if anything. Yall were friends, hung out and then had sex, prolly a good time then boom u hit her with emotions b4 she could go home and reflect on it. Jus try to tell her what u told us and hope u stay friends and MAYBE more. Date other woman and mayb ull see that there is someone u like more
cech_ t1_jaef2wx wrote
Reply to comment by anm767 in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
or lying, she could have just told the truth and still said no to marriage. You cannot force someone to marry. Don't sign the paper.
tifuteacher001 OP t1_jaeex2e wrote
Reply to comment by JelloSquirrel in TIFU by sleeping with a former student by tifuteacher001
I don't think so?
It's more of a slight panic whenever something reminds me about it. But nowhere near a panic attack. Closer to the reaction when you remember the most embarrassing thing you've ever done
Odd_Ad_5639 OP t1_jaekufh wrote
Reply to comment by BeckyW77 in TIFU by cheating on my wife a second time by Odd_Ad_5639
I’m doing what I think is best for my daughters future. I hate that it’s not aligned with what wife wants and it will hurt her.
I am already the asshole. I can only try and do what I think is best for my daughter