Yes I’m desperate and willing to be the first to get a turbinate transplant made of my own stem cells. I just want to stop suffocating 😭

So, most restaurants are not gonna be impressed if you decide to start grilling your own food on their premises. They're a place of business. Dietary ethics aside, what you did was fucking rude. Not a prank, literally just rude. Most restaurants have signage saying not to eat or drink food from outside, because they're not free seating; they're a place people go to buy food.

Secondly, if this is your idea of a prank, you are simply just not very funny. Most "prank" YouTubers are like this; it's not funny, at best it's just mindless disruption and at worst it's actively cruel. There was one guy who "pranked" his girlfriend by making her think that her beloved cat had fallen from their high-rise apartment's window and died. She was inconsolable. Is that the sort of genre, of community, you want to be a part of? I get that you're young, and seventeen year olds are not exactly known for their critical thought or reasoning ability, but come on now. Maybe don't start a hobby that requires you to make other peoples' days worse by it's very nature. It's not a joke unless everyone's laughing.

YouTube pranksters are just obnoxious.

You’re not funny, quit it.

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I tried for 2 years everyday to get a lawyer and even though they always told me clearly negligence occurred, because plastic surgery cases are notoriously hard to win and I had signed a consent form giving him free reign to do any medical procedure he deems necessary, it would be nearly impossible to win in court. I had letters from doctors diagnosing me with ENS, but attorneys would tell me they could find a doctor on my side and one against me so it would likely be an uphill battle since ENS is not a well recognized situation. When I tell you I talked to at least 100 medical malpractice attorneys I’m not kidding. Unfortunately the time jurisdiction is over to file suit since it has been 2 years.

Being an asshole isn't actually a prank, regardless of what YouTube tells you.

Don't do it

Even if they get the funding, it will take time to finish the project, maybe with negative or no result at all... even if the results are positive, are you willing to be the first volunteer to try this new treatment? I'm just saying it may take years.... i have a doctorate in Human Genetics and worked with stem cells quite a lot in my graduate studies.

Idk, this sounds a little rapey to me. You pushed him off you continuously and tried to literally run away, but he kept grabbing you and forcing himself on you? Everyone is saying it reads like a romance novel, but I don't see you really even enjoying it, just making it through. You feel shame as if you made the decision to fuck him, but it seems like he made that decision for the both of you.

Anyone who's watched National Lampoon's Vacation knows what to do and not do when exploring an attic. 🙂

He probably instinctively lifted his leg to protect his crotch lol. It's burned into all men and cannot be prevented.

I don’t think my wife’s country is gross and sad. I just think my country has a better environment for children.

What country are you in?

I have no right to be believed. I did that. I completely accept that but it is how I feel

That’s a fair criticism and I deserve it but it’s not how I feel. I messed up twice and I deserve the divorce. I can only try and take care of my daughter by letting her have the best upbringing. I think that is in my country, and not in my wife’s

relevant username there... as someone with a SI injury i can totally relate to your fear, glad its didn't seem to affect it and you are feeling a bit better lol.

You keep saying that but I don’t believe you. Your views that your country is just “better” than hers is gross and sad. You’ve already said your wife has a closer relationship to your daughter than you do. Why the hell would you continue to make her life miserable?

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Then, unfortunately, your wife has to stay here to keep the kids. She can't take the kids out of the country without your permission. It's the law, at least in most Western countries. She has to stay, and you HAVE TO support her financially so she can keep the kids. Especially the newborn.....you'll have only visitation rights for less than two hours at a time as the baby would need to feed. Talk to her with reasons that this is the situation and you'll do your best to support her and the kids.... but she has to stay here... it sucks... I feel for her. You messed up big time... pregnancy with STI is dangerous and high risk... you even put your unborn child at risk with your mistake. Just be as kind as you can be from now on... you caused a lot of pain..

in the best way possible Ur mom needs help

It’s not just about money. It’s about the whole environment she’ll be brought up in

You are horribly selfish. Everything you’ve described here has only been to the benefit of yourself. Your delusion that you could give your daughter a better life than her loving mom (I assume because you want to just throw your money at problems) is laughable. You can give her the best life by giving them child support.

I change nappies, do playtime, read multiple books to my baby every day. Nobody could accuse me of not doing enough for my daughter.

Bonking the other woman has happened twice only, and that’s the honest truth even if nobody believes me. It doesn’t make it better or excusable in any way and I won’t be believed but I can only tell my truth. There’s no point lying to look good to a bunch of strangers

I got your point, i think if you start a relationship that would be better. I think your mom is just threatening you -to protect you-, just stop overthinking that.

I would be so incredibly devasted. Inconsolable. I would never get over this. Nah.