Recent comments in /f/tifu
sterboog t1_jaex5yg wrote
Reply to comment by Archangelthrowaway in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
What? All I'm saying is that you're feigning a disease, trying to go viral on reddit to drum up support in the hopes of leveraging that into a successful gofundme so that you can make a cool 4 mil.
Archangelthrowaway OP t1_jaewwni wrote
Reply to comment by sterboog in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
What is an unlikely scenario? That I am in contact with researchers at a university about a cure for a rare medical issue? Patients do that all the time when hospitals fail them.
iloveembig t1_jaewvgt wrote
Reply to TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Plot Twist: I'll be at your place w/my mom this weekend.
Real talk though, sounds kind of concerning. Stay safe.
sterboog t1_jaewi2r wrote
Reply to comment by Archangelthrowaway in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
No, because not only is that an unlikely scenario, but those are just words until you post notarized transaction records to prove it. It also sounds like you'd take the money because of the gofundme comment.
Seal-Mcbeal_Navy-sea t1_jaewgbl wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
always walk on the boards when you are in an attic
Wheels9690 t1_jaewaca wrote
Reply to comment by derliebesmuskel in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Her family is not offering support.
She is in a deeply and dangerously religious family.
If you can not see the potential danger she is in then you have never lost a loved one or friend to archaic mindsets.
She needs to escape the trap shes in.
Archangelthrowaway OP t1_jaew5b8 wrote
Reply to comment by sterboog in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
PSA: if someone wants to donate $4 million I wouldn’t take the money. I’d ask them to contact wake forest university’s institute of regenerative medicine and donate on behalf of turbinate research for turbinate transplants. Is that enough proof for you?
[deleted] OP t1_jaew2qo wrote
Reply to comment by MurdrWeaponRocketBra in TIFU by pulling a prank in a vegan restaurant by [deleted]
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PayneTrayne t1_jaevygq wrote
Reply to comment by Empire2k5 in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
Wow you weren’t kidding lol
[deleted] t1_jaevvdh wrote
Reply to comment by Archangelthrowaway in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
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BaronVonNumbaKruncha t1_jaevnid wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by pulling a prank in a vegan restaurant by [deleted]
You are beyond clueless. Everyone is laughing at how stupid you are, not at how funny you are. You're the joke here.
Archangelthrowaway OP t1_jaevm44 wrote
Reply to comment by metalmaxilla in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
So the university’s explanation to me is basically : we have a lot of organs we are working on and we will go with whichever ones have funding behind them. They applied multiple times for grants for turbinates but got rejected. They did get approved for livers and kidneys though I believe due to it’s more widespread need. So that’s why I’m kind of in this situation. Thank you for reading my story ♥️
BaronVonNumbaKruncha t1_jaeviit wrote
You are a plague on humanity and really need to grow up. Good thing Daddy saved the day, as without him you'd be where you belong. Try to learn from this and realize nearly everyone on the planet hates people like you, and for a very good reason. And this is coming from someone who's primarily a carnivore.
MurdrWeaponRocketBra t1_jaevdfq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by pulling a prank in a vegan restaurant by [deleted]
You brought a grill into a restaurant, dipshit, that's a fire hazard. And then your dad had to pull strings for you not to get thrown into juvie? Lmao, I bet your dad wishes you got aborted.
TroyFenthano t1_jaevd57 wrote
Reply to comment by evd1202 in TIFU update: my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him by FlowingMonsoon
I’ve known plenty of Christian moms who feel the same way and push these sorts of beliefs on their kids, specifically daughters. Truthfully, I think there’s more overlap in the conservative extremism of all religions than we often think
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Reply to comment by sterboog in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
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St3phiroth t1_jaevbc9 wrote
Reply to comment by MsArinko in TIFU by descaling the kettle, forgetting about it, and having my mom drink vinegar by Shady_Scientist
What sort of ratio do you use for the citric acid powder and water in the kettle?
Archangelthrowaway OP t1_jaevawi wrote
Reply to comment by sterboog in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
I understand you’re concerned but it’s opposition like this that is the reason for downplaying patients’ suffering with empty nose syndrome in the first place. I’m free to share my story and ask for advice. How else are people with medical conditions that have no cure supposed to go about solving it if they don’t ask the public for help? Clearly doctors and lawyers aren’t doing anything. I’m basically relying on empathy from strangers and researchers at this point to keep going. I can ask for advice..
St3phiroth t1_jaev5cf wrote
Reply to comment by greenmachine11235 in TIFU by descaling the kettle, forgetting about it, and having my mom drink vinegar by Shady_Scientist
My family has a similar story. My great aunt kept her salt in the sugar shaker for some odd reason, so when my mom made a cup of coffee for my grandpa at great aunt's house, mom dumped in his usual portion of "sugar" from the shaker. Grandpa took a big gulp, spat it out, and (jokingly) accused my mom of trying to poison him. They went back to the kitchen and figured out that it was salt in the shaker.
He also quietly never let her make him a cup of coffee again for the rest of his life.
ggGamergirlgg t1_jaev3i5 wrote
Flashback to me colliding with the parallel poles on the playground. Umghf. Even if we don't have balls/etc it still hurts bad
DarkLordArbitur t1_jaeuw6z wrote
Reply to comment by literallymycringe in TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
Seems like that's not the only thing that fell through.
Nah, but you're probably fine, as long as your parents have never once told you it's dangerous to go up there
literallymycringe OP t1_jaeujwh wrote
Reply to comment by DarkLordArbitur in TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
Nope, I was never told not to go up. My parents originally even had a plan with me to try and make a room up there, but that fell through when it came into the question of logistics.
Hiding_From_Stupid t1_jaetysk wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit-username_here in TIFU by jumping on the bed and embarrassingly injuring my genitals. by 99monkeysjumping
Yeah 100% this is it
Ive been in the same situation and that knee comes up by itself.
We will ALWAYS protect the goods even to small chance of risk.
CBreezer t1_jaettay wrote
I think that was just a ball protection reflex. He probably had a mental flash while you were in the air of your foot coming down on the boys. He wouldn't be able to help it lol
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Reply to comment by sterboog in TIFU UPDATE: empty nose syndrome girl - potential cure …for $4 million dollars? by Archangelthrowaway
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