Username checks out per the list of vehicles

She loves the Miata, like I mean I say miata and she runs to the door or she books it to the Miata. It’s her favorite car I say Subaru and she goes to the Subaru, I say f350 she goes to the f350, I say ranger she goes to the ranger, I say Honda she goes to the Honda crv, four wheeler she hops in the four wheeler wheel barrow attachment and etc. she really loves the Miata and get really pouty when I drive it with out her, she only gets extremely excited when I say miata so I drop the top and roll the windows down and she’s the happiest dog ever

Same I dont get it.

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How is mentioning what type of car you drive relevant? Seems weird you emphasized so much on it

Damn you ate her out whilst she had a BF? Secondhand dick in your mouth ma dude lmao.

incoming disaster

Sounds horrible the worse she has ever done is hide the shoes and maybe lick the garlic powder on the dominos pizza. I literally when to take a piss and came down stairs to all of the garlic stuff on my pizza crust absolute gone and soggy crust I’m like atleast eat the whole thing

Vengeful lil needy pupper. At least get some nice 1-on-1 with MissCutie, for some silver lining ?

She loves the Miata especially with the top down still haven’t found my shoe and she won’t stop staining at me

Ex Miata and ex dog owner here: at least s/he didn’t chew through all your stereo remotes then piss in your bed. True story.

I think thats what you get for not taking your dog and for owning a Miat.

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She is with the streets, you are so fucked

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Dove right into that bullet.

Thanks

Honestly lmao. OP stupid enough to not know the “if she can cheat with you, she WILL cheat on you” rules. Can’t wait to see the “my girlfriend cheated on me and I can’t believe it” post in a couple months

My thoughts exactly.

Good for you for shacking up with a woman you know will cheat on her boyfriend.

Stop seeking internet validation for real world encounters. You’re definitely piling on bad karma idk what u want us to say lmfao

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Amen.

Lesson learned.

I'll try that, paid him though payoneer which was supposed to be another paypal so going to dispute it there first