I bet he told his ex girlfriend she had nothing to worry about with his new girlfriend.

Sorry but you sound like a bit of an irresponsible pet owner, eating garlic and a pot brownie. You're lucky she has been fine so far but that won't last if you keep letting her get into stuff; Maybe consider crating when she can't be supervised....

I know, my girlfriend tells me she has a higher iq than me and sometimes I will just question reality and say why in the hell would she do that and that the average joe would never think of doing a certain thing like running up a the side of a house to get a squirrel and to get stuck on a roof. Her mom was a ex wall climber for grc but that doesn’t mean it’s just to get stuck on top of a roof because of a squirrel eating being in her garden. Kind of like taking care of a mischievous toddler

I love life and thought it was pretty funny after I found most of the left shoes I was laughing and was like what dog does this and only takes the left shoe and honestly I think people are hating and being petty because they are jealous because their dog doesn’t fetch them beers, is extremely smart, doesn’t make their life a living hell for a stupid reason. Honestly I would take 100 of my dog than take someone’s couch potato chihuahua or a yapping Pomeranian. Life’s better when your dog, children, animals, and your own actions makes you question reality then coming to realize that it’s extremely stupid the laugh it off then do the same thing agakn

Your dog is a genius

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Hey I love it when a dog is incredibly smart, and hearing your dog stories. I think petty people think you're bragging but I don't see it that way. You're a story teller who loves life.

Don’t take the negative comments seriously. As far as you are concerned, everything in the world exists to make you happy. Take the w.

Sometimes I swear my dog is not even a dog, she probably a skin walker or a alien that took her body over or something like that. She was a really obnoxious stupid puppy then one day she got out of the yard then came back as one of the smartest dogs ever, I know she was my dog because of the chip but she just all of a sudden became really smart but acted the same minus the stupidness

I know, I swear she’s smarter than 95% of the people I know. She was pulling me on the skateboard and I said let’s make a left and then out of no where she went left, same with right. I would say beer and crack open a beer then the other day I said I wanted a beer and I was mid match on war zone and she showed up with a warm beer in her mouth I always keep a case open by the fridge for emergencies

I have I have like 8 including bikes, cars, and etc. wife drives the crv but I take it sometimes and she takes the heavily modified sti when I don’t feel like driving the sti and that’s typically when I injure my hand or left foot gets sprained from work

Damn, when you start a habit you can’t just stop it all of a sudden that’s what we get when our dogs are spoiled rotton

Dogs are evolving. Its like they have an AI inside

I learned my lesson, I have to take her tomorrow to make up for it. I also have a funny story of how my dog got into my grandmas pot muffin and I didn’t realize she was high until I took her on a hike and I was really worried about her but then I get a call from my grandma and she yelled at me that sai got her pot muffin and she kept it on the coffee table. I was stuck with a high 120ilb red nose on a hike. My dog is a handful

My 2cents.

If they were purchased for staff to wear, maybe you can use them as promotional giveaways to clients. Some kind of “get a free t-shirt when your order is over $XX amount”.

Similarly, if your company does any kind of charity work or outdoor retreats…Maybe they can be worn to those events. It still promotes the company and they may get dirty or torn during those events. Makes the cheapness of them quite disposable.

Finally, if the shirts are ok but the embroidery looks trash, you could have patches made with company logo/image. You can order patches online. Take them to a local sewing company and have them sewn them over the original work.

If you’re looking for better quality shirts…send me a pm.

She was fine she had a gut of steel, she ate a whole bag of hot Cheetos and it didn’t tore her up, but the gas was horrible

Oh I took my 1976 Pinto.

At least she didn't obliterate the couch cushions, and chew a hole in the wall. True story.

So you told your dog you're doing two things she loves without her? WTF dude.

While there is contradictory evidence out there, there have been studies that show garlic can be toxic to dogs, so it’s probably for the best to keep anything garlic based completely out of reach of your puppers.

How many cars do you have? 😳

Gonna be really funny when ex bf nails cheating gf 6 months from now behind OP’s back for revenge LMAO then OP will post here about how horrible she is and how everyone should feel sorry for him

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I didn't even realise it was a car lol.

She really loves the Miata, it’s her favorite car and she only seems to get excited when I say miata because she loves the top being dropped and the windows rolled down. She pretty much didn’t get a ride in her favorite car on a nice sunny day nor she didn’t go to Petco and I broke her routine.