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ghostttoast t1_jamoqli wrote
Reply to TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Your first FU was getting a Miata
A-10C_Thunderbolt t1_jamd2ez wrote
So how long do you guys think this relationship will last before she cheats? 1 month? 3 weeks?
witchhunt_999 t1_jam8oso wrote
Owner did the same thing. Ordered low quality dress shirts with company logo. I had to spend close to $100 to have my 2 shirts tailored to fit as the fit on those cheap shirts always seem to be for someone with a square body. Historically I would have just chosen to never wear them but they were purchased for a conference.
I still cringe just thinking about the feel of those cheap shirts against my skin.
Ok-Caterpillar1611 t1_jam2j1c wrote
Reply to comment by montana_boy in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Reminds me of the time I ate a bowl full of garlic cloves marinated in honey. I sweated and farted garlic for a week.
FelixtheCat1155 t1_jam1scd wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a boy by [deleted]
This has to be bait. You can't be this stupid.
Specialist-Farm-931 t1_jam1m7u wrote
Jeez don't date her wtf
Mel1548 t1_jam1bru wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a boy by [deleted]
So you kissed a girl your friend likes while having a gf yourself. Looks like you got exactly what you deserved there, buddy. That’s called being a POS. Not a boy…
MyNameSkippy t1_jam0glq wrote
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My grandpa used to tell me "You cooked the shit, now you have to eat the shit".
You have to be respectful and loyal to receive respect and loyalty in return
[deleted] OP t1_jalzb11 wrote
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TFIFridayFred t1_jalyplo wrote
Reply to comment by StoviesAreYummy in TIFU by being a boy by [deleted]
Couldn't agree more! This isn't a boy/man thing, just a not very nice thing to do thing.
Just learn from it and improve as a person
StoviesAreYummy t1_jalyi4p wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a boy by [deleted]
So you had a gf but kissed someone else? That's not "being a boy"
Aware_Economics4980 t1_jalpaxa wrote
Please update us again when she cheats on you too, thanks!
[deleted] OP t1_jalju8t wrote
ShardAerliss t1_jaljebq wrote
Reply to comment by DropDeadPlease88 in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
OP is a disabled vet, lives with dad, brother, grandma, is married but chats up staff and also has a girlfriend, and owns 8 vehicles (that I'm sure are all high end but I have no clue about cars), and writes like a 17 year old.
This is all BS.
evenstevens280 t1_jali1nr wrote
Reply to comment by montana_boy in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Hey Google, define "over-reaction"
tisnik t1_jalfxr4 wrote
Reply to comment by the5pacepope in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Oh, so Miata is a car?
[deleted] OP t1_jalfmdd wrote
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DropDeadPlease88 t1_jalexou wrote
Reply to comment by montana_boy in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
You have a wife but go to the petco to chat up "the cute girl" .... hmmmmm....
CapistanCrunch t1_jaldj5y wrote
Reply to TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
I ran out of meat for dinner today so yknow, I could take care of the little bugger for ya
djlbass t1_jalc83c wrote
Reply to comment by the5pacepope in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Spoken like someone who doesn't own a Miata.
montana_boy t1_jalb4qb wrote
Reply to comment by Magillacudi in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
You could also have a small dog, if you going to talk shit and make assumptions at least say it to my face as I am a disabled veteran as well as my family are full of disable d vets and they all suffer from joint pain, ptsd, and all of that stuff and we have to have medical marijuana which is way better than pain killers. If you want I can fly you out here to the reservation and you can see what crating really does to dogs.
wildkey517 t1_jalay5f wrote
Reply to comment by Magillacudi in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
I’ve got two bloodhound/labs. I watch them like hawks. They still get into shit because they’re ruled by their noses. It doesn’t matter how well you train them or watch them. It’s a dog thing… doesn’t make you irresponsible.
montana_boy t1_jala0be wrote
Reply to comment by Magillacudi in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Dogs are dogs and will get into things they shouldn’t, I can safely assume you think anyone who smokes pot is some kind of monster. Maybe you should try going through the marine corp infantry training and getting your body absolutely destroyed and having pot as a resource to ease the pain I feel from training, all of the trauma I experienced and the abuse I’ve been through,
montana_boy t1_jal9hkd wrote
Reply to comment by Magillacudi in TIFU left the dog home when I went to Petco in the Miata and came home to a disaster by [deleted]
Wait a minute?? You crate, what kind of owner are you I’m pretty sure I would take a high dog over a aggressive dog. I have seen crate dogs and a crate dog killed my previous dog for no reason. You’re saying you want me to turn my smart and overly friendly pit into a aggressive toddler killer what kind on human are you. A dogs a dog and they will get into stuff they shouldn’t. You are a prime example of why society is the way it is. Where I was raised all of the crate doge were used for dog fighting and most of the people who crate where I live only do it for fighting dogs so you support dog fighting as well you are one sick human
EconomySizedBathroom t1_jamuiio wrote
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