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Mdna2 t1_jarhvwo wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally filming my friend by MessOk5176
So the fuck up is you informing and only getting an "Alright" back instead of some rage? Or is it considered a fuck up nowadays to have your phone open doing stuff without you knowing? (Recently send a text containig almost the whole keyboard to some preinstalled services on the simcard) Maybe you are interpreting too much into this - are there feelings involved or do I missunderstand this?
ModerateFloor t1_jarhkcp wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally filming my friend by MessOk5176
This is neither a fuckup nor troublesome
All I see is a guy who is honest.
Amaiya16 t1_jar7yth wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Constipation is awful ive had it bad due to opiates after a surgery. Miralax is definitely youre friend. It draws more water into the blockage to soften it up a little. Definitely made the difference for me
Setthegodofchaos t1_jar607z wrote
Reply to comment by Anakin_Sandwalker in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
I 1rd this
SMG329 t1_jar5f6p wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Do people really go even a single day without pooping? Even if I may not "feel the need", I still poop every day, multiple times even. In fact, I'd be concerned if I went a single day without it...
PewPews t1_jar0wl5 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
This guy shits!
MikeHock_is_GONE t1_jaqzz9r wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
You bbqd wagyu??
Anakin_Sandwalker t1_jaqykin wrote
Reply to comment by Immediate_Yoghurt54 in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
I 2st this.
Immediate_Yoghurt54 t1_jaquln0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
3th
OkVolume1 t1_jaqph6y wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Sounds you were a glutton for punishment.
OkVolume1 t1_jaqp8rm wrote
Mom is 56. She gotta stand on her own two feet.
You gotta smooth this over with your fiance before anything else happens.
ChampionOfNurgle t1_jaqmz1z wrote
Reply to comment by Aussiealterego in TIFU: By telling my mom she could move in by Illustrious-Way5738
Was about to comment something similar so I'll just support this comment.
Nyorumi t1_jaqi5ip wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Bro, laxatives
jarboxing t1_jaqhulj wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
So youre saying OPs body just didn't wanna get rid of that sweet Wagyu?
Fluid_Marketing_2485 t1_jaqbbon wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Maybe make the tldr a little better. Wasn't even worth the scroll to the bottom of this.
Aussiealterego t1_jaq93lb wrote
There is really only one solution to this. You tell your Mum that upon reflection, she can't move in to your place either, based on her complete disregard for your boundaries/house rules the last time she stayed. Help her find a place, sure, but don't take her in. She has a couch for a few days.
Tell Fiance that you weren't thinking straight and that he is right. It has to be you two making decisions as a couple. ASK him if it is ok if she spends a week on the couch while she organises a place. Do not allow her to move in.
It is not your responsibility to cover for your MOTHER'S fk-ups and lack of planning.
8CruzControl0 t1_jaq7u4l wrote
Reply to comment by twohedwlf in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Wait, he doesn’t have his own poop knife?
TWICEdeadBOB t1_jaq5kku wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
white castle
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_japnxae wrote
Reply to comment by painedinsomniac in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Well, I used to be an RN in a state-run nursing home, so yeah. I kinda am a shit master.
painedinsomniac t1_japngnv wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
The Shitmaster
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_japd0k7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Should have used a fleet enema. That would have broken up the impaction. A glycerin suppository is another good option.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_japcu2s wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
If I ever want to force a poop, no lie, I go to a fast food restaurant. Taco Bell is mentioned a lot here’s, but McDonalds Big Mac would do just fine. Point is, eating shitty greasy food makes your body want to get rid of it ASAP, so it evacuates everything else in the way in your tummy
twohedwlf t1_japaehr wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
Sounds like you needed a poop knife.
NeedsMaintenance_ t1_jaohww8 wrote
Reply to comment by StoviesAreYummy in TIFU by being a boy by [deleted]
100% agreed. OP clearly believes the old "boys will be boys" crap.
u/Still_Ad5703, if you want to be a man, dispense with that idiotic nonsense ASAP.
We all have our shit, but blaming it on anyone or anything other than ourselves is often worse than the thing we've done, and that attitude provides us with all the excuse needed to do even worse things.
YOU did this, not your Y chromosome. Stop using your gender as an excuse. You're obviously young so I assume someone is teaching you this garbage in some way. "Boys will be boys" is a lie.
Time to own your shit, stop blaming it on everything else.
books_n_deadlifts t1_jarhzh1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally filming my friend by MessOk5176
This could have not been a post and everyone would be all the better for it.