Recent comments in /f/tifu
YourLifeCanBeGood t1_jaxsl5l wrote
Reply to comment by Ready_Vegetables in TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Yeah.
YourLifeCanBeGood t1_jaxsigy wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
She made you post that. ...Do you make her do things?
Sounds like she sees herself as superior to you--and wants you humiliate you (even anonymously) because you displeased her.
Was there any gratitude for your effort?
OP--keep your eyes open. And don't let her take your dignity.
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_jaxrgns wrote
This isn't a TIFU. This is an example of how today people are stupid on the internet.
[deleted] t1_jaxqg71 wrote
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mrmarsh25 t1_jaxnk5j wrote
It wasn't a stupid thing to do. You did nothing wrong. You sweet summer child though, all you needed to say to them was hakuna matatta, bitch.
dickwestfront t1_jaxng74 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Posts like this make me appreciate my wife even more than I already do. Jesus fucking Christ.
paluabb t1_jaxn853 wrote
Just because someone is yelling at you doesn't always mean you're wrong. Sometimes it's the yelling Internet strangers who are wrong.
hrfr5858 t1_jaxn7hb wrote
You were upfront about it, the only fuck up would have been if you'd pretended you wrote it. Nothing wrong with sharing your experiment with new technology 🤷‍♀️
Ready_Vegetables t1_jaxlquk wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Blink twice if you're in danger OP
a_bit2drunk OP t1_jaxl23v wrote
Reply to comment by AtLaw in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Saves time. Saves water. Fail to see any issue. People who say they don’t are lying anyway and that’s lame as fuck.
Goose1535 t1_jaxl0s7 wrote
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She made you post this? Like she wants you to feel bad for trying to do something nice for her? Wtf
Icarus_13310 t1_jaxkn2q wrote
I think people who are so vehemently against AI are quite frankly insane
AtLaw t1_jaxk9pm wrote
My takeaway here is that you admit to pissing in the shower.
Dammy-J t1_jaxjeng wrote
you got yelled at by Gatekeepers.
robbie5643 t1_jaxfpv3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Yeah you should google that condition. Idk how old you two are but from what I can find this is something that affects toddlers and children… Someone mentioned below behaving similarly but they put in work to grow out of it. Today wasn’t a fuck up, if anything you should be doing more things like this. Gonna have to be honest, not a huge fan of the dynamic here from the snapshot I’ve gotten so far. Definitely seems like she knows she’s behaving childishly but doesn’t want to confront it so is placing the blame on you in a really odd public way. Just seems odd, clearly I don’t know your whole relationship but be careful. Make sure you aren’t frequently being scapegoated in this relationship.
Thath3rt0n t1_jaxe470 wrote
Reply to comment by drakoran in TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Shhh, don’t you know you’re supposed to pathologize your every character failing? How else are you going to avoid responsibility for being an annoying baby?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_jaxe33y wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
Typically farmer’s markets are for food/produce, and less about arts/crafts.
drakoran t1_jaxch5v wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
I looked up ARFID and it sounds like just being picky.
I was a picky eater when I was a kid, I would generally only eat plain hamburgers, French fries, cheese or pepperoni pizza, fried chicken or macaroni and cheese
The only condiments I would eat were ketchup or ranch. I wouldn’t eat anything with sauce. I wouldn’t eat vegetables, etc.
That being said I grew up and got over it. You didn’t fuck up by taking her to a farmer’s market, your girlfriend fucked up by never growing up and learning to eat real food like an adult.
You fucked up because you have enabled her like her parents did, by allowing her to eat like a child and normalizing her dislike of food. I wish my parents would have been better about forcing me to eat more things when I was young because even though I will eat many more foods and I am not afraid to try new things, I still have bad eating habits many years later.
Fit_Ad_7681 t1_jaxav4i wrote
Reply to comment by Only4DNDandCigars in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Now that's a franchise I can get behind. Better than some of the recent Marvel movies.
Only4DNDandCigars t1_jaxanlq wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Ad_7681 in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
It's part if a larger continuity. Sand vagina, lightning labia and mossy scrotum are all part of the team.
a_bit2drunk OP t1_jaxa9ae wrote
Reply to comment by saucyimpasta32 in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Just like my dick and eyes! Appreciate it my dude.
stifledAnimosity t1_jaxa051 wrote
Reply to comment by RosieQParker in TIFU by taking my gf to a farmers market by [deleted]
I don't know what I expected, to be truthful, as I'm new to the province. I was thinking more handicrafts and home goods
a_bit2drunk OP t1_jax9x85 wrote
Reply to comment by BitchInBoots66 in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Thanks, mate. I’m glad my misery amuses you!
Fit_Ad_7681 t1_jax9stg wrote
Reply to comment by Only4DNDandCigars in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Lava Dick is a great super villain name.
BitchInBoots66 t1_jaxsmlp wrote
Reply to comment by a_bit2drunk in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
As someone who also has a habit of doing very stupid things I feel for you. But it's funny as fuck!