Thank you. Honestly this was really confusing cause it's like, two different sides of the internet both saying completely different things. Ultimately I'm glad I apologized but I'm also glad you all showed me that I really hadn't done anything terrible either.

I’m thankful I made this mistake with jalapeños before I got into growing ghost peppers and Carolina reapers

No prob

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you for the laugh ❤️ You should be a writer btw. The way you wrote this was hilarious

Remember to always wear a rubber... gloves when you are messing with spicy peppers.

Gatekeepers are everywhere man. Shit we even have terfs - aka women gatekeeping their own oppression

ARFID is very real and is more than just “being picky” or an “annoying baby”.

That being said, ARFID is not the issue here. OP, your girlfriend sounds like an absolute dick. Good luck to you.

Where is the fuck up? U just wanted to do something nice for your girlfriend, it was sweet and it isn't your fault your gf didn't end up liking it.

I don't see tfu. Why would she say this was bad? Ok. So she enjoyed it less than you did. You did nothing wrong.

Ok but as someone pointed out below this is something adults should work on and by no means should they be putting the onus on others. Is she actively in therapy for this? I mean if not it’s fine I guess but this is the equivalent of “my mom always cleaned up after me so I don’t know how to clean”.

I just think myself and the other commenters are pretty surprised she (and you for that matter) are pretty dead set on this being your fuck up. From the outside it looks like someone complaining about a date you put a lot of work into because they refuse to work on eliminating childish habits. I mean if someone can’t eat anything at a farmers market you need some like machine learning algorithm to plan any kind of date that isn’t in guess chicken fingers and French fries…

"She made me post this"

Woooow. Good luck going forward.

I felt horrifically bad for you til u tried blaming ur girlfriend cuz she sent a nude. Coulda just waited 15 minutes before whackin it. Hope your eyes, dick, and balls are okay though!

Could be kink play. Don't kink shame! Lmao but yeah thats generally weird for someone to say that they were made to post something online...

This responseeeeeeeee is it

Pissing in the shower as a female also saves loo paper. Trifecta.

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Lava Dick out here casting spells on his penis and failing every saving throw

The way to reduce Chile burn is vinegar. Chilies are a base so cut them with an acid.

Culinary 101

it amuses me, too (:

Yes, it does affect children and toddlers. And then they grow up, they don't necessarily grow out of it. Such is her case.

Honestly, I don't post much about myself, so she usually tells me to post random shit as a joke. She didn't think I actually would this round, because I found it to be a funny, "oh well, lesson learned" type bit

Liberal application of lemon juice was what helped me when I made the mistake of not using gloves when preparing hundreds of Tabasco peppers for drying. Hands burning due to capsaicin is so awful

This is the second spicy genital post I’ve seen today

My experiences have been hit or miss as well for farmers markets. On the other hand, I have been to "craft shows" that are nearly 50% local food. That's always a nice surprise lol.

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I see it, too.