Not a model, the complete concept. I didn’t know this was a thing.

The US or maybe European model you're likely thinking of here probably doesn't apply. A hostess isn't a waitress or a bartender (at least not strictly) her purpose is to get customers to buy her drinks. So getting her number isn't surprising because that's how she'll maintain regular customers.

As a friend once explained it to me, her job is to turn you upside down and shake all the coins out of your pockets, only after a few drinks it can quickly become hundreds of dollars followed by some sober remorse.

Her shots were probably water

I’ve neither heard of, nor been to, a bar where women gave me attention. That girl must have an iron liver.

Well...she's not just a server per se, this would be the equivalent of being excited that the onlyfans model DMed you back.

"she" made me post this

Have fun, you strange pair of attention seeking internet whores

But you're not op? What do you mean...? (Or did it just remove the OP tag because you deleted it? Because you got so much backlash? Since it's self pandering and pathetic?)

I suppose I've racked up bar tabs much higher than that and had a considerably worse time. Sounds like a pretty alright evening.

I had to Google it.

"A hostess club is a type of night club found primarily in Japan. They employ primarily female staff and cater to men seeking drinks and attentive conversation."

I am unfamiliar, what exactly is a hostess bar?

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Depends on the country, think of it like securing repeat customers if they're not creeps. Good on OP though, sounds like a good night

You’re already doing better than most of us. I don’t know anyone, including myself, who ever got a server’s number and then heard back from them.

Keep it casual, be her friend. There’s no rush.

One time my small dog ate a 6in sandwich from jimmy John's that had onions, lettuce, capicola, mayo, salami and ham on it. And another time he ate an entire chocolate Easter bunny. It's...concerning how unaffected he was both times

as a person who has also had iceballs i symphatise

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Awww I’m glad :)

Oil is the go. Any vegetable oil to bind the capsaicin and then wash the oil off with soapy water.

Wash with oil, olive, canola, avocado what ever you have. Oil bonds with the capsaicin, then you wash the oil off with soap.

Dick of Burning Hatred sounds like a band

I may take some flak for saying this, but I don't think you did anything wrong. You stated up front that it was AI generated. You didn't claim as a work of anything but. And you presented it as an example.

I also get why people are mad about AI generated stories. And I'm in the same camp as them. But I also know that AI is not going to go away and it's only going to get smarter. And we're going to have to figure out how to live with it.

I spend a lot of time in the Idleon subreddit where they just released the Elemental Sorcerer class and this post had me so confused until I realized where I was

just because someone else puts in work to do something, doesn't mean you are a bad person for doing it in an easier way.

You poor darling! Try sticking it in a glass of milk. And maybe wear some gloves next time you handle your chilis!

Got pics of the chili plants btw?

Updoot for the title without even reading the post