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PabloEscobro t1_jb32vab wrote
Reply to comment by Somamang in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I think if I said “fire in the hole!” it would also result in her leaving and ghosting me haha
aussie_nub t1_jb32gls wrote
Reply to comment by MightyKrakyn in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
To go one step further, a stripper is the pathetic version of an escort. She's a sure thing and probably costs you a lot less.
ieatlotsofvegetables t1_jb2xh4u wrote
Reply to comment by Steelman235 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
ruined the illusion 😭 they really do just pay $$$ for emotional labour
tonehponeh t1_jb2u0v9 wrote
Jesus man this one is rough i dont even have any advice for you thats just straight up rough
Mandoop t1_jb2mmdt wrote
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GLDFLCN t1_jb2l3rd wrote
Ghosted my guy, she thinks you’re all bark no bite now lol
miassecret t1_jb2hzsc wrote
Beat it like it owes you money! OMG, priceless. Thank you for that bit of levity. If you accept a bare penis into your mouth you have accepted any and ALL risks of explosion. I mean in theory what did she think would happen? FAFO
Exciting_Telephone65 t1_jb2eplr wrote
Sorry to hear about it, hope you manage to rescue this somehow. But it was also really funny 😂
Hope we see an update sometime in the future.
nesp12 t1_jb2epbq wrote
You got off cheap. I never got caught in that but when I was in the military overseas I knew of guys who'd come back having paid 1 or 2 thousand. They had to pay or get their butts kicked by bar thugs.
Somamang t1_jb2cp01 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I hope you explained what that something was haha. Guys usually give warning shouting something like, “fire in the hole!” Well, at least that’s what I do
tlasan1 t1_jb2a1ah wrote
Ghosted mate :( sorry
Thisisthatguy99 t1_jb24583 wrote
Reply to comment by Azrael_0802 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
When I was stationed in South Korea, we called them Juice bars.
Basically, a female hostess/waitress will sit down and have a conversation with you as long as she has a drink in front of her (in Korea the women were only allowed to have non-alcoholic drinks). The women’s drinks are way over priced, and depending on how much she likes talking to you is shown by how fast she will drink the drink. But once you stop buying drinks for her, and her last drink is empty, she moves on to the next guy.
Because of the job, these women are talented at making the men they talk to feel wanted and like they are available to meet up outside of the bar… usually they aren’t. But they make money based how how many drinks the guy buys so they learn the skills to keep a lonely guy there, or get him coming back again and again.
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No_Love_1353 t1_jb1v48r wrote
Well. That’s certainly embarrassing, but it happens. Let us know how things go down with her?
PotatoOver9759 t1_jb1tv7l wrote
You sound like a good dude tbh idk why but yeah. Thanks for sharing
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jb1oolt wrote
> she said something came up
Actually it sounds like something came down...her throat
Loko8765 t1_jb1ms0o wrote
Reply to comment by stachemz in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
No personal experience here, but I would expect she pockets something like half the price of each $25 shot as her pay. The other half is pure profit for the house, less the cent or so of water (it probably costs more to wash the glass than to fill it up).
postalkamil t1_jb1lsll wrote
Personal FU from my youth (in Europe.) I've vised small rural pub in foreign land, next year I visited that place again and it was different. Only after few (expensive beers) and some vague proposition of sex upstairs. I realized that I was in bordello(they where a lot of clues).
Difference is that I always ask for the price before I order something.
I don't have many experience like you since I went to go-go only once to monitor my bachelor friend, I was enjoying my time watching as he sleeps. Didn't took my optical glasses so I wasn't able to "enjoy the show" and I had to decline direct proposition of the hand job (private show).
General rule in Europe: don't visit such places, if you do don't do it randomly(check its background), if you go there take cash only, if you are there watch your drinks.
EDIT forgot to tell you that you are lucky, I heard about similar places where you can lost your whole debit from credit card or/and be drugged .
As you said, you had a new experience that your not ashamed of for a rather small price.
stachemz t1_jb1i42u wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yeah basically. Imagine a bar staffed with escorts (like - actual escorts, not the kind you sleep with after). Their job is to be pretty to look at and to make sure you enjoy yourself. In the process, they help the bar sell more drinks and make more money. I'm not 100% on how their pay goes - I'm American, my only experience is through media.
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_jb1h9qu wrote
Reply to comment by Steelman235 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Expensive water!
Johndough99999 t1_jb1gao0 wrote
On top of that the shots were probably just water, tea or something similar. Its an agreement with the bar to split the money.
MightyKrakyn t1_jb1dtjt wrote
Have you ever heard the phrase “you probably think the stripper likes you”? It’s her job to hit it off with you. You’re doing the more pathetic version where you didn’t even see the good bits 👍
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jb17i3k wrote
Genuine question: is a hostess bar kind of like a strip club without the stripping? That’s how it sounds like. No judgement, just trying to understand because that’s what I get from the description
Tsubodai86 t1_jb36bg4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Aw man. That's rough.