Recent comments in /f/tifu
keifluff t1_jb43tt0 wrote
Reply to comment by NeuroticLoofah in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
This
monrovista t1_jb3zxqw wrote
"Is that hair gel?"
DJpesto t1_jb3zs6u wrote
Just a warning about hostess clubs in the future - now you went with a friend that knew the place, but a lot of the hostess clubs are run by the yakuza, and though the majority are completely fine (like the one you went to), walking into a random one, you may be scammed. (i.e. by drinks which are much much more expensive than the ones you bought, think 10-20X the price, so that when you leave suddenly you owe them like 2000 dollars, and they will happily drive you to the nearest ATM to get it).
Zikkan1 t1_jb3yg9f wrote
I never understood why people develop death grip, to me gripping harder doesn't feel better.
SSNs4evr t1_jb3vomz wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Practice-309 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
You could do Cleveland, from Family Guy.....in a completely unexitedly monotone voice, say "and boom goes the dynamite."
Mission-Practice-309 t1_jb3uwoz wrote
Reply to comment by deltanine99 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
We know it’s going to happen, but being warned is always nice. You don’t want to breathe in and choke lol
Mission-Practice-309 t1_jb3uqdo wrote
Reply to comment by datnodude in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Thankgod she counts to 4 before the bite
Mission-Practice-309 t1_jb3ulu5 wrote
Reply to comment by Somamang in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I….idk if that’s normal now. I mean, guys usually warn me but “fire in the hole” would crack me up so hard.
got_that_dog_in_em t1_jb3qxhc wrote
lmfao best of luck. It happens. You've got some good advice.
TheLurkingMenace t1_jb3nog2 wrote
Another way of looking at it is that she's now convinced that she gives world class head and is going to be riding that high for at least a week.
thatguyiswierd t1_jb3mkbg wrote
Ah the old slob on the knob like corn on the cob some men can take it and some men have their soul sucked.
HighlightFun8419 t1_jb3mg9t wrote
Op just out here bragging
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NeuroticLoofah t1_jb3jqi8 wrote
Reply to comment by miassecret in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
>Beat it like it owes you money! OMG, priceless. Thank you for that bit of levity. If you accept a bare penis into your mouth you have accepted any and ALL risks of explosion. I mean in theory what did she think would happen? FAFO
It is absolutely not OK to cum in someone's mouth without warning. It is terrible and shows a huge lack of respect. I imagine you don't get many repeat blow jobs.
datnodude t1_jb3ibs5 wrote
Tootsie roll pop owl would approve
deltanine99 t1_jb3i5i5 wrote
To be fair, what does a girl expect is going to happen when she does that?
rogan1990 t1_jb3hjr7 wrote
This is not the end of the world. A girl gave you head, you came in her mouth without warning. She’s probably not overly mad about it. But next time, give her a little courtesy warning
robertdahlman t1_jb3g14g wrote
It was the foreplay, and i mean since the initial conversation about not being able to finish. In all that time, both of you are anticipating the next encounter. She was excited that she had a challenge and a long weekend to accomplish it. You were excited that such a cutie could have such a naughty goal. The anticipation was too much and you came.
Tell her that.
Godspeed
dissgustingg t1_jb3d67v wrote
Reply to comment by chickie2691 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Thanks chickie!
PeterGivenbless t1_jb3bkkp wrote
This is about the saddest Penthouse Forum letter I have ever read!
MooCowCrusader t1_jb3a2o9 wrote
In regards to the people saying "ghosted", don't lose hope yet. I honestly wouldn't consider it being ghosted until a full week passes.
Also - don't spam her with texts. Give her some time to digest (lol), and if you want to text her again, do it as a last resort after at least a week. When you do (if she hasn't texted you back at that point), apologize once more for how things ended last time, explain that you enjoyed and valued her company and you'd like to see her again, but totally understand if she doesn't reciprocate those feelings. Then if she doesn't respond just let it go.
chickie2691 t1_jb39tjo wrote
Reply to comment by dissgustingg in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Happy cake day
dissgustingg t1_jb37rgj wrote
Try and recover by saying you’ve never experienced such an amazing bj
Setthegodofchaos t1_jb3739w wrote
Reply to comment by goshdammitfromimgur in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Also good to know
itaylorxd t1_jb44tsd wrote
Reply to TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
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