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patchinthebox t1_jb4suta wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Practice-309 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I like to yell KACHOW!
jonmarcwillis t1_jb4son4 wrote
Am i the only one who doesn't get the issue? Anytime i've gotten a BJ, if i don't bust in the girls mouth, they probably would think something was wrong. Isn't that the point of head? To finish in the girls mouth? Then they spit or swallow? I don't get why shes so offended.
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[deleted] t1_jb4qatx wrote
I don’t really see how someone could be mad about that, tbh.
Source: have given a few bjs in my life.
[deleted] t1_jb4q6g1 wrote
Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Circumcision
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4hdxw wrote
Reply to comment by DJpesto in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
I heard about this tactic being used in Japan. One reason why I'd definitely avoid places like Kabukicho: you never know what you're getting into if you don't speak the language
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4h5rt wrote
Reply to comment by postalkamil in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
That's quite the rich life experience, in my opinion. You have to experience some of the uglier faces of humanity to appreciate the human condition
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4gzy7 wrote
Reply to comment by nesp12 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yeah, they make you pay up front for each drink, avoid any unpleasantries from occurring 😁
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4gx4b wrote
Reply to comment by PotatoOver9759 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Aw shucks, you're too kind. I'm just another useless guy trying to avoid responsibility and emotions using work as an excuse
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4gn48 wrote
Reply to comment by MightyKrakyn in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yup, it seldom gets more pathetic than me. There was a reason why I went in there voluntarily. I should've been more cautious with my money but a good time was had. That and strip clubs don't exist here. You either pay someone to pretend to like you and flirt with you or pay someone to sleep with you.
Where_is_ammo t1_jb4fj2z wrote
Reply to comment by Somamang in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
“Whoopdie doo, here comes the goo”
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4f6mq wrote
Reply to comment by Loko8765 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yup, exactly this. I think she'd get half of ieach drink and the drinks are certainly watered-down or just water and syrup
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4f3ff wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Kinda. The hostess bars I'm referring to are known locally as 'Juice Bars' or 'Juicy Bars' and cater to bored, lonely privates and airmen.
Historically they're linked to prostitution and there are still many that are fronts for it. There's been a lot of push from the powers-that-be to get rid of them and a lot of them are genuinely just bars where guys go to buy overpriced, watered-down drinks for the women so that they'll talk to them.
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4eu5r wrote
Reply to comment by PsyTama69 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
I'd be disappointed if her number wasn't a burner: she's not taking enough precautions
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4er56 wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
I think it helped a LOT that I'm not military, spoke her language and more importantly, I'm a needy sucker with a fear of commitment 😂
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4ekkl wrote
Reply to comment by TexasMeatCrayon in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yup yup, she was really swell gal who obviously knows how to spin a yarn and keep the conversation (and drinks) flowing
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4edv7 wrote
Reply to comment by collimat in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yeah, it was a good night out to be honest. Everything has a price, and I'm willing to pay that every now and again for consequence-free plastic flirting
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb4e88t wrote
Reply to comment by Thisisthatguy99 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Yessir, this was in Korea. A LOT of the actual prostitution-linked Juicy bars have disappeared, leaving the most determined ones to operate slightly nore covertly. A lot of people still call the hostesses 'Juicies'.
Majestic-Lion1254 OP t1_jb4am95 wrote
Reply to comment by OceanSupernova in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Yeah i really should've asked for either a video chat or a picture of her doing the finger symbol a long time ago. I just didn't want to believe someone was capable of such manipulation. She built the narrative of not trusting me, so i felt the need to prove myself that i care about her enough to wait for her.
Majestic-Lion1254 OP t1_jb4agf3 wrote
Reply to comment by FlyGuy_2000 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Yeah i got the same feeling, that it might be him all along. He told me he noticed many times that me and her logged out at the same time, cause we did often say goodnight to each other.
PsyTama69 t1_jb49yig wrote
Reply to comment by TexasMeatCrayon in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
The concept is OP will suggest meeting up, but 'oh no, I have to work. Why don't you just stop by for a bit and we'll catch up'
It's almost certainly a burner specifically for the purpose
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb497tj wrote
How did the other guy know you and her were messaging each other? What if they are both either in on the scam, or the same person?
I encountered a similar situation on Match.com 25 years ago with a doctor named "Trisha" who lived in Seattle. We emailed each other all day long. Then out of the blue someone who claimed he was an ex emailed me, told me she was playing him and me, and wanted to meet up to exchange notes. So we did, and this guy was pretty cool and then started calling and wanting to hang out. Turns out he was gay and was "Trisha" all along. Long story, didn't want to hijack your thread, but just a warning.
Su-at-sapo t1_jb495hx wrote
Reply to comment by dissgustingg in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Happy cake day! 🍰
OceanSupernova t1_jb48gni wrote
What happened to video chat? Honestly it's been so many years since I've done this but don't things like private video calls on omegle still exist?
I'm probably thinking of something different because Omegle doesn't have the option to invite to chat but there's definitely options other than WhatsApp, if she has trust issues suggest both creating throwaway accounts on a video chat site.
yumirow t1_jb4tc6y wrote
Reply to TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Why are you apologising again ?