Recent comments in /f/tifu
CookieMonsterFRL t1_jb56ygb wrote
Reply to comment by PeterGivenbless in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Lol.
ArgentStar t1_jb56ups wrote
Reply to comment by chickie2691 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
With extra frosting.
Synesterfate t1_jb56k1z wrote
Reply to comment by pompadoo in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Kinda a let down when it was just someone getting worked up about being misled over the internet :(
mpm19958 t1_jb56hll wrote
Reply to comment by PeterGivenbless in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
👍
mpm19958 t1_jb56b3s wrote
Dude shit happens. You had a weird sexual experience. The list is long of men and women who did. Give her some space. If it was meant to be it you both will figure it out.
[deleted] t1_jb569g1 wrote
I don’t see the big deal- if you’re sucking dick you shouldn’t be surprised if he Cuna in your mouth. I was hoping she puked after- but lol!
She’s probably just as embarrassed as you.
pompadoo t1_jb55hod wrote
Reply to comment by Synesterfate in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
My thoughts exactly assumed it to be the gawd damn fish
[deleted] t1_jb54sj4 wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
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ScionMattly t1_jb53xxk wrote
I mean if you've been on five dates and she's frank about sex, just tell her all this. I think it'll go a long way. you clearlened, you know why it happened, and you feel nothing but contrition for it. If you're clear about it and discuss it fully, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Shiomiozatamo t1_jb52y0c wrote
Well that blows
[deleted] t1_jb519g2 wrote
Reply to comment by dissgustingg in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
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BeSmartYeah t1_jb50vbx wrote
I’m not sure she’s going to be that mad about it I mean I am sure she’s done it before, but just curious, how you didn’t know that you were coming and pull out?
BeSmartYeah t1_jb50o6w wrote
Reply to comment by deltanine99 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Wrong, any decent guy warns that he’s coming….always. They should’ve had a discussion beforehand about what she wanted to do when he comes, but when they didn’t do that, you don’t assume you can shoot it down her throat.
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb5084x wrote
Reply to comment by JefferyTheQuaxly in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
To answer this question, I suggest you read some of my replies
JefferyTheQuaxly t1_jb503nl wrote
Reply to comment by Azrael_0802 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
a bar with attractive young waitresses/hosts that will sit down with drunk professional men and make them feel special while tricking them into paying to drink with them with shots/drinks usually 50%-100% over menu prices,
JefferyTheQuaxly t1_jb4zw9f wrote
This is literally the point of hostess bars, you fucked up if you didnt think that would happen? what did you think would happen?
Necessary-Ad4736 t1_jb4zuak wrote
Why do I read this shit
elkdarkshire t1_jb4zbze wrote
petiepablo888 t1_jb4vye8 wrote
“Literally you’re so hot I didn’t see it coming.” (Ba dun chhhh)
Man… I feel like being honest here would be the move.
If you get a chance to talk to her in person Try to explain that you’ve had these issues, and spin it in a way that she gave you confidence that you aren’t broken.
And if things don’t work out, count this as a win. Because now you know you can finish with a girl. And you have a new standard to work with.
Prophit84 t1_jb4v6om wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
still don't
Prophit84 t1_jb4v3yl wrote
Reply to comment by jonmarcwillis in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
> The topic of my staying power in bed came up, and when I told her I had never finished with a girl, she joked that our next date would have to be on a long weekend.
This was the problem
timmeh129 t1_jb4ua63 wrote
thats fuckin funny my man, but if the girl is mature and smart she'll probably won't make a big deal out of it. I think any self-conscious adult should just laugh it off, unless she has some strong opinion against having semen in her mouth. Your excuse is how great she was anyways
Synesterfate t1_jb4u33a wrote
Damnit I totally thought this was going to be someone telling us about their torrid love affair with a bottom feeding whiskered fish…
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Raii-v2 t1_jb57m68 wrote
Reply to TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Try not to apologize for your own pleasure. You shouldnt feel guilty because of it. Try and warn her a little earlier next time and if you can’t hold her off, just take it back until you cool off a bit.