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Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
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Noviante t1_jb5q55w wrote
Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Don’t worry, there’s this VERY weird segment of Reddit that’s militantly anti-circumcision and they routinely find threads like this and brigade them in bad faith
garry4321 t1_jb5pxe5 wrote
So you are in love with someone who you havent even video chatted with?
How much of a virgin are you?
Effin_Kris t1_jb5p9kd wrote
Reply to comment by Swizdog in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
NONE of us saw that cumming
GarlickNyaan t1_jb5nova wrote
Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
My previous bfs always wanted a stronger grip, so when I ended up with my current bf I continued with the stronger grip… only to find out that is NOT what he likes.
At least he communicated it, and I was able to adjust accordingly lmao
Cosmic_Barman t1_jb5ndvn wrote
This sounds like a scene from an American Pie movie
awry_lynx t1_jb5n8ta wrote
Reply to comment by NeuroticLoofah in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Naw not saying it should bother you but just saying it bothers me that people disagree with it at all, I guess? Like I don't care about being booed but if we're out here like "don't cum in our mouths unexpectedly" and getting booed I'm like "whaaat is happening".
So yeah.
JammyDodgerMan t1_jb5n6pj wrote
Reply to comment by Su-at-sapo in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Happy cake batter day! 😎
[deleted] t1_jb5lok0 wrote
Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Let’s go with uninformed then. Have a nice day.
whitebreadtaco t1_jb5lofl wrote
So…how did this guy get your info to msg you? Maybe he’s the catfish?
Zikkan1 t1_jb5lfpb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
What I don't understand is why increased grip would change it when the area you grip is not the area that is effected by the circumcision. Not sure what I have said is dishonest..
VicePrincipalNero t1_jb5kesi wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
If course neither of them wanted it to play out that way, but stuff happens unintentionally. He's not experienced. IMO, what usually happens in this kind of situation is the guy says he's sorry and didn't mean for it to happen, but he then focuses on her enjoyment for a while. Then he's ready for round 2. It's not that she runs off to the bathroom for an hour.
OhItsJustAPony t1_jb5kcfs wrote
Just call her the thoat goat, and she'll forgive you.
NeuroticLoofah t1_jb5k2rv wrote
Reply to comment by awry_lynx in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Downvotes don't bother me, this is a hill I will die on. It is like being waterboarded with slime (and I have no problems with swallowing as long as it is expected).
When I got the alert for your comment, I was in a thread discussing the rising rate of women who are refusing to have sex with men. The two women I know that are celebate are not so because of abortion access or anything, it's because they are tired of men putting his pleasure before her comfort.
[deleted] t1_jb5jjsn wrote
Reply to comment by Zikkan1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
You’re confused as to why reducing the number of nerves on the pleasure center of the penis would lead to requiring increased pressure/effort? Google it yourself. I’m not having this argument with you when you’re clearly dishonest or grossly uninformed.
VicePrincipalNero t1_jb5jho5 wrote
I don't think you did anything wrong. Our bodies react sometimes in ways we don't expect. She sounds a little immature/inexperienced not to know that guys don't always know when they are going to come, and if she likes giving BJs, what happened was a possibility.
One of the keys to good sex is communication. It's awkward until you get used to it but you need to learn how to power through the awkwardness. Talking about it at a time when you aren't doing anything sexual is the way to go. I would try to see her and talk it over. Tell her you didn't intend for things to go the way they did, that you like her a lot and hope she is willing to continue seeing you. Don't drag your friends into it, it's private.
KingGram t1_jb5j4rg wrote
Reply to comment by fenbekus in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
No, he wasn't a virgin, he just couldn't cum in the past because he kept jerking it too much
jap_the_cool t1_jb5il8y wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I must admit that I misread the initial text as she gave him head and there where three special bobs (I thought maybe deepthroating ?) and then he came…
I mean they had lots of foreplay - if he didn’t jerk off that day that’s kinda not too uncommon for a guy who gets head. And he wanted to cum too… don’t forget that.
AzLibDem t1_jb5ife6 wrote
"Follow me to the Springfield Aquarium"
Zikkan1 t1_jb5i3e8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
What does circumcision has to do with the grip? I at least do not grip the head, just the shaft so why would that change anything?
nutmegtell t1_jb5hjdf wrote
Maybe offer to make her go first rather than just come and go.
blahbleh112233 t1_jb5he7z wrote
Reply to comment by guutarajouzu in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Ah, wasn't my intention to sound cynical. Loneliness sucks and hostess bars are popular for a reason. Just don't overcomit to what may be a superficial relationship
[deleted] t1_jb5gygg wrote
Reply to comment by _-Aiden-_ in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
That’s nice, but a big reason the -death grip- exists is because of decreased sensitivity due to circumcision.
[deleted] t1_jb5qk34 wrote
Reply to TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
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