Yeah idk what to think. She seemed too good to be true tbh and the guy told me some very specific details, same exact phrases she had told me. I kept talking to the guy about our experience. Eventually he gave me his facebook. I took a look and he has no profile pic, but in one of the pictures he mentions a very specific mall that the woman claimed to have lived near once. On top of that, one of the women in the comments used the word "Absolutely!" which the person on the site also used a lot. So it could be 3 things: they were working together on this, it was just him all along or he is actually the stalker ex that she used to live with.

I miss Ogtha

Ngl the pandemic years were rough on my dating life. But she was extremely convincing and manipulative with the stalker talk and i tried to be patient and understanding about her privacy needs.

This. Probably would have kept this one on the DL. Also, always have a pre-wank before the first time with someone new.

Fucking hell, i kept talking to the guy about our experience. Eventually he gave me his facebook. I took a look and he has no profile pic, but in one of the pictures he mentions a very specific mall that the woman claimed to have lived near once. On top of that, one of the women in the comments used the word "Absolutely!" which the person on the site also used a lot. So it could be 3 things: they were working together on this, it was just him all along or he is actually the stalker ex that she used to live with.

Not even close. You're about 73 zip codes off the mark.

That is what you are. At least you figured out the issue. Hopefully after some introspection and learning basic anatomy you'll be better. I won't hold my breath.

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Lol redditors need to go outside more often goddamn. This is embarrassing, a faux pas, and probably uncomfortable for both. Nothing some straightforward honesty can’t fix. And if it can’t fix it, then frankly it’s a bullet dodged. Emotionally mature adults can move past awkward sexual mistakes especially if they had an understanding that OP is not experienced. “Sorry I came way too quickly and without warning” flowers are not the apology you think they are.

I'll take nonsense for 500 Alex.

Dude, you do understand the death grip is not on the tip of the penis, right?

Also, and I hate to break it to you, but there aren't enough nerve endings in the foreskin to impact sensitivity, and definitely not to the degree you're fantasizing.

I think the weird part here is that she spent half an hour in the bathroom. Was she legit puking? If so, you should have been in there comforting her. That's probably why she's pissed.

But I mean why give a bj if a little bit if cum makes you throw up? She had to know at some point he was likely to cum.

To the OP, I assume she knows about your lack of experience? If so, use that as your excuse. Tell her you've never had a bj before and it caught you off guard how fast you came. I mean if she doesn't understand that, then there's not much you can do. I definitely wouldn't wait a week before sending her another text or calling her. Just call. This is a conversation that deserves a phone call not a text. Tell her you'd like to make it up to her with a meal and no sexual stuff. Just to hang out. Do something. But I disagree with people who said wait it out. If you do that, she probably thinks you don't care. Reach out again. Call and if she doesn't answer text and ask her if you can talk on the phone soon.

This is why you always fire a warning shot before engaging in battle

I met a 'girl' on a dating site who also refused to phone, video chat or meet up in person, she kept bringing up cryptocurrency investments and I thankfully realised it was a scam on the third day. It's amazing how much horniness will cloud our rationality!

Listen, it’s cool it happened early but you really should be taking more control if the conversation was never had about okay places to blow your load. She might be feeling like you did that intentionally because people are predatory and will do this. Instead of freaking out, give her space and when she speaks to you listen to her and understand what upset her instead of assuming you know the problem.

Followed by “oh, that is nasty.”

Brother you can recover from this. Compliment her skills, say that you had never experienced anything that incredible, and apologize profusely. With any luck, you two will laugh about this in a couple weeks. Don't lose hope! She may feel embarrassed too.

Lmao, same.

As much as I hate to admit it, I would totally forgive someone if they called me a throat goat

What a horrible read

The only people who would downvote this take are virgins who watch too much shitty porn. Every one of ya'll are gonna get ghosted for doing this if you ever even get the chance and you're going to deserve it.

Look man sex is pretty much just a massive disappointment all around, don't feel too bad about it 🤷 everybody lies, nobody actually loves anybody else, just stay in and watch porn

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Sounds like it was the dude all along.

I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?

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