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Tankyenough t1_jb62rc5 wrote

I’d say it’s a specific grip more than a strong grip, strong in certain parts which the person has got used to but loose at others. The problem with that is, the person has kind of ”moulded” his hand to what is seemingly the perfect shape, but of course a vagina isn’t that shape ever. And another person’s hand can’t possible achieve the shape he has perfected haha.. :D

I suffered from death grip for a long time and the only thing that really helped was simply masturbating less often and putting restrictions to myself, accompanied with long foreplays.

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xJam3zz07 t1_jb62k1x wrote

I'm not sure what i was expecting from the title, but this definitely wasn't it.

I'm not sure what I was expecting from the title, but this definitely wasn't it.thing, see if your able to have a bit of a conversation with her & ask if you can speak in person, explain what happened etc.
It seems you were both excited about what was happening, and she probably didn't expect it, she might be embarrassed? I imagine you're also a bit embarrassed.

I hope everything works out & you can both laugh about this in the future!

Also, going to request an update as some others have.

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IraqiWalker t1_jb62jpr wrote

No, I explained the idiocy of you argument. Because the entire cruz of it is that the foreskin's nerves contribute to pleasure and the lack of them is what forces people to overcompensate with death grips. Which is a categorically stupid point when you look at the dirth of nerves in the foreskin.

The change due to removal of the foreskin is almost negligible.

So don't try and hide behind some made up fantasy about syntax, when in reality you don't have an actual retort and are looking for a way to save face because your understanding of anatomy and biology is flawed at best.

EDIT: and this is all before we even get into the fact that you don't even know what types of nerves are in there, cuz I can massage your head for a while, but you're not going to orgasm from that, are you?

Different sensory nerves exist for different jobs. The foreskin being a protective layer for the punishment doesn't actually have a lot of pleasure nerves in it.

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nightabyss2 t1_jb627bs wrote

My god I’m sorry that happened, what an uncomfortable read.

Don’t get too in your head about ejaculating early. It happens to all men at some point in their life.

Try to be more vocal next time to avoid the surprise she got but in all honesty if she really liked you it wouldn’t be a big deal at all.

Also pro tip, if you’re very excited for a planned date rub one out a few hours before you think you’ll be getting into bed with her.

You’ll last as long as you need to. Good luck champ.

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VictosVertex t1_jb61vwp wrote

Agree, people on reddit seem to watch too many romcoms. That's not how real life is at all.

Bringing flowers and a blown up apology because sex got more messy than expected is absolutely out of proportion.

Like I don't even see how this is remotely a big deal. Worse things happened to me and while they were embarrassing at the time not a single instance was a deal breaker.

If someone leaves you because sex got messy then be glad they're gone. Not only would they be boring in bed, they're just not mature enough for a proper relationship between adults.

Shit happens, sometimes even literally, in this case just figuratively but it's no big deal either way.

He could basically just say sorry for the mess and even state that he didn't expect ot to be that good because his experiences were different.

If she's mature enough (and enjoyed the rest of the date of course) then this will be nothing but a funny story to laugh about years later.

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Whateverandever01 t1_jb61vmy wrote

We all have to believe it, unfortunately.. people are capable of all sorts of underhanded, manipulative mind games. I was once pretty naive as well.

I didn't experience quite this situation, but I certainly experienced a situation with someone that presented a completely distorted narrative of their life to me. They were sleeping with multiple people, lying to all of them, and basically living different lives online and off. They even had unprotected sex with many different people in a short space of time (some of whom were met online or dating sites, others not) - potentially exposing all of them to any number of STIs. At the time I was completely shocked and so disturbed when I found out. I really didn't think that I would ever get wrapped up in that kind of thing.

I'm sorry this happened to you, but at least it's over and you didn't end up meeting someone like this in person and have them carry on the double life/charade afterwards.

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lxxTBonexxl t1_jb60yqt wrote

They all spew the same myths about it too like they’re not the uninformed ones. The pros/cons are so minor that’s it’s basically convenience and/or cosmetic. There’s nothing wrong with either and the anti-circumcision crowd usually gets up-in-arms about it.

The only one I don’t agree with is when it is as tight as it can get. That to me is effecting your child’s sex life and general comfort without their consent.

Basically if you leave some skin it’s perfectly fine, it’s when they remove as much as possible that it’s an issue. I feel like people act like they go at the thing with a pair of safety scissors and hope it looks okay later on

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IraqiWalker t1_jb5zzo9 wrote

The glans is stimulated the foreskin sliding over it whether or not the foreskin has nerves, doofus.

That's why other things stimulate it too, like lips, fingers, and virtually everything on the planet including a summer breeze.

The foreskin has so few nerves in it that removing it doesn't impact pleasure reception or sensitivity. As such, that's not why people use a "deathgrip".

I have no problem with people campaigning against circumcision, but if you don't even understand the basics and make outlandish claims that wouldn't work in a 4th grade bio class, I'm going to call you out.

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