Recent comments in /f/tifu
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6hkfk wrote
Reply to comment by thejimbo56 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
But you're literally on Reddit right now though. 🤔
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6he07 wrote
Reply to comment by NickDiVittorio in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I didn't come here to read an endless novel about some random dude's armchair expertise in female sexual psychology, that's for sure.
NickDiVittorio t1_jb6gldn wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Looks like you didn’t come here for thoughtful debate after all haha
xauntiebearx t1_jb6gl1c wrote
Reply to comment by cyankitten in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
"Sorry for the surprise squirt, here's an apology spray."
thejimbo56 t1_jb6gf2z wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I’m very receptive to women’s opinions.
I’m not receptive to toxic cesspools.
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6ge12 wrote
FlyGuy_2000 t1_jb6g4u1 wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
How are other people able to see your personal activity on a website? Doesn't sound secure at all.
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6g0kr wrote
Reply to comment by thejimbo56 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Ok if you're only receptive to men's opinions on women's sexuality and don't want to hear it from women, here's another source that you won't find so "toxic".
https://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_400/444_ejaculation-etiquette.html
thejimbo56 t1_jb6f55k wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Please don’t recommend that people go to TwoX, that place is a toxic hellhole.
There are plenty of other ways to reinforce your point.
NickDiVittorio t1_jb6f2hn wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Any one persons opinion is skewed by their experience so that’s what I’m giving this guy advice from instead of pretending to be the sexual thought police haha. So with that said;
I know what women really think about an unexpected mouthful of jizz. Because although it would be convenient for your own personal narrative that I fit into whatever strange Frankenstein of poor traits you like to assume men to be so you can dismiss them, uh I don’t haha. I’m happily engaged, I rarely watch porn anymore, I’ve had many long term and short term relationships, I’ve been in polyamorous relationships and I always talk to my partners about preferences. But not for this weird line of thinking you seem to have that cumming in someone’s mouth unexpectedly is borderline sexual assault, but because sex is supposed to be fun like I said before. And for it to be fun everyone involved should feel heard and excited and safe.
That’s where your line of thinking seems to hit a wall. You say you want all those prerequisites too but you don’t actually. You only want them for the side that you relate most too. Because what you’re failing to see is that these rigid borders you’re putting on for sex to acceptable does not make men feel safe. It makes them feel like they’re one good blow job away from being a sex offender. I understand that women have had it bad in the past. I understand the trauma of rape more so than your narrow paradigm would let you associate to me because of my sex. But we’re swinging the damn pendulum back to far the other way. It’s not a coincidence women of my generation when polled consistently wish men would approach them more, and make more first moves. You’ve all got them scared shitless haha. Why can’t we bring the pendulum softly back to the middle together instead of constantly kicking it as hard as we can because the past was worse than the present (isn’t that kind of what progress is?).
So back to the real task at hand, of my 30ish I’m guessing sample size I have never met anyone that would react this way. It seems a bit over the top and not indicative of someone who’s very experienced (not a problem) or understanding. I’ve been with partners who didn’t like it one specific memory was a friend of mine with who I had sex causally from time to time and I did this same thing once I just got too excited and I came faster than I could give proper warning. She spit it out said GROSS and we laughed. And to address the sex isn’t supposed to be nasty comment, uh it’s nasty by design haha. We’re exchanging bodily fluids, we’re putting our mouth in and on each others genitals and anus’. How is that not nasty? I mean theres a whole specific avenue of disease and infection just specifically from these acts haha how is that not nasty?
So, if you got this far haha I’d like to offer you a counter thought experiment. If the roles were reversed and he was performing oral on one of those glorious woman who can ejaculate, and she cums and it gets in his mouth (which of course it would) and he got up and seemed totally disgusted and made her feel ashamed and then ignored her…would you be reacting the same way? Or would you say he’s acting immature, and you shouldn’t feel shame for orgasming?
Dregulos t1_jb6e4k5 wrote
Reply to comment by Synesterfate in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Right? I was expecting a story from Kanye.
[deleted] t1_jb6dvwn wrote
Reply to comment by ilikecollarbones_pm in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
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MissAnthropoid t1_jb6dmau wrote
Reply to comment by itsjustmefortoday in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
No, that's absolutely wrong. You should always assume women DON'T want a surprise mouthful of jizz unless they've explicitly told you otherwise. If you haven't discussed it, at least give a little warning so they can decide for themselves in the moment.
Tinmangreg t1_jb6d7uz wrote
Honestly, show her this.
ilikecollarbones_pm t1_jb6cotg wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
> She can't know that it was accidental.
yeah loads of guys want to and deliberately cum after 2 seconds of a blowjob. get real.
how about the more likely scenario that after being told he could go for hours she was turned off, thinks he's a loser who can't satisfy her and has no interest in seeing him again.
itsjustmefortoday t1_jb6cgqp wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I would think if she was thay uncomfortable with a man finishing in her mouth she would have talked about it in advance. Probably it took her by surprise.
octopus_tigerbot t1_jb6cg9j wrote
Apparently someone watched Shape of Water too many times. P.s. I didn't read your post.
1LizardWizard t1_jb6c8cr wrote
Reply to comment by VictosVertex in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Seriously. I can’t say I’ve had this specific experience, but as you say, we’ve all had awkward and embarrassing experiences—that’s part of life. Anyone who’s ever had sex consistently knows it can be sticky, smelly, and sweaty.
I recall reading a study a while back that humans in states of sexual arousal are substantially less sensitive to unpleasant odors, gore, and a couple other categories. The theory being that sex is a pretty gross thing naturally, so our brains compensate with endorphins.
I hope everything works out, but if making your partner cum too quickly is a dealbreaker that’s just mad shallow. If I were the woman, I think I’d just be more proud than anything else.
SitRep-Screwed t1_jb6c5pp wrote
I smell ...
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6borx wrote
Reply to comment by NickDiVittorio in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I see you would rather not know what women really think of an unexpected mouthful of jizz. 🚩🚩🚩
MissAnthropoid t1_jb6bivo wrote
Reply to comment by jameeler91 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
She can't know that it was accidental. Even if he says so, it's reasonable to have doubts given that men are notorious for intentionally evading sexual consent, lying to get laid, and doing fucked up things like stealthing to maximize their sexual gratification at their partners' expense.
And she ended the encounter and left and is not responding to messages. Is that what trust looks like to you?
catnip-craze t1_jb6b6yd wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Lion1254 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Either way, it's an uncomfortable situation for you that you don't have to deal with. It sucks bc you were catching feels though, I can definitely relate to the let down.
thedeadlysquirle t1_jb6afpy wrote
Reply to comment by FourFoxMusic in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Without warning too, which can definitely make it seem like he was trying to cum inside her without her explicit consent as well. Whether that's the case here or not, that's exactly what ended up happening.
IraqiWalker t1_jb69vw2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Wow, I guess it's true what they say about bringing a horse to water.
You legitimately couldn't figure it out? It doesn't have free nerve endings like the glans. It has some nociceptors, definitely some mechanoreceptors, and thermoreceptors.
When you don't understand the basic fundamentals of the discussion, it would behoove you not to present your beliefs as facts.
The foreskin rubbing against the glans would generate stimulation and pleasure regardless of whether or not any nerves are in it.
However, that has absolutely nothing to do with the deathgrip argument, because no one is death gripping their glans, they're gripping the shaft. The part that is not affected by circumcision at all.
NickDiVittorio t1_jb6i54i wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Ah back to your echo chamber it is then. Best of luck!