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givenortake t1_jb7yoe7 wrote

Reply to TIFU by giving my guinea pig an energy drink by IJustWantToBeAHuman

If this post isn't a joke:

  1. Don't suddenly add anything to a guinea pig's (sole) water bottle. That includes supplements. Guinea pigs are incredibly picky and will quite literally thirst to death if something seems "off" with their water. There are reports of owners adding supplements to water and checking in later only to find dead guinea pigs.

  2. Your real fuck-up is buying a single (!!!) guinea pig without doing basic research, I'm assuming.

I'm guessing/hoping this is a troll post, so I'd rather not waste more time writing, sorry.

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miassecret t1_jb77bxl wrote

Reply to comment by NeuroticLoofah in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo

I don’t get repeat bj’s?! Or OP doesn’t?? Absolutely I do not cause I don’t have a peen!!!

Maybe we should all remember that it takes two to tango. And if you don’t want something to happen, like cum in your mouth or unprotected sex that is why you talk about it ahead of time. Why is no one talking about the fact that if she had a problem with this, there should be a discussion the same discussion you have with having unprotected sex ? Who goes bare like that? Highly irresponsible! If there had been a condom here we would not be having this discussion just saying

Same issue with traditional sex. You don’t think someone is going to put their penis in you without protection and possibly lose themselves and ejaculate? Come on folks, let’s act like grown ups and not like we are 18 years old idiots and don’t know how a penis works. I know full well that if I put my mouth around a penis, there is a possibility that “something might happen“ and if I don’t want that to happen, that penis is not going in my mouth. Period. A blow job is not “happily making out” and being spit on, for the love of God. I hope everybody knows here that a blow job is not “making out”. It is a sex act. A blow job should never be compared to KISSING 🤣

A good BJ made a man cum. NEWS AT 5!!!!!

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linerva t1_jb6prvi wrote

Reply to comment by jap_the_cool in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo

>I mean normally girls know when a guy is about to finish - especially when giving head - so she should have seen it cumming (pun intended).

Women aren't psychic - they don't know if you're about to climax unless you're giving them signals that you're getting close to climax. A lot of guys are more subtle about the signs, and sometimes you can't feel it physically in your partner until it's too late. Next time, try not to rush the experience, and encourage your partner to go a bit more slowly at first and then you get a better chance to warn them before you're literally split seconds from climaxing. But this is all experience that you have to gain the hard way. No pun intended.

Now, I don't think a partner climaxing a bit sooner than expected is a big deal, usually - but everyone is different and it may have been a big deal for her.

For many people, it's an occupational hazard of dealing with someone's genitals. BUT ideally you should warn a partner in the run up to climaxing so they can deal with the 'stuff' as they see fit.

Perhaps she hadn't wanted to get spunk all over her, or perhaps she had intended to spit it out? Either way, it looks like she was a little surprised. She could have other issues we don't lnow about. Perhaps SHE's not very experienced in giving head - when done right, it's a dance between working someone slowly up to climax, and not letting them come TOO early, and when done right you can draw it out for everyone's enjoyment. You never start hard and fast immediately - it's best worked up to.

Next time he should make sure to finish off his lady friend BEFORE she goes anywhere near his penis. Given many women can climax more than once without a refractory period, there's nothing to be lost by dealing with her first - and then you don't get an awkward 'well, I finished but she didn't" - which to be fair I'm sure he would have done if she hadn't run to the bathroom.

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Apprehensive_Age_775 t1_jb6ov9z wrote

Reply to comment by robertdahlman in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo

After the breakup from my First GF after 4 years er fucked for Like half a year regulary. Then stopped cuz emotional. Some time later i told her (we talked about Everthing because yeah WE broke Up but soulmates are soulmates) later i cant Finish with Others Girls, her First Instinct was To fuck me and proove that she was the one WHO can Finish me in a sexual and a non Mortal Combat way or maybe both idr we both we're Young, horny and a bit crazy.

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itsjustmefortoday t1_jb6n7cx wrote

Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo

I guess it's a very personal thing. What might seem completely normal to one individual might not to another. It could be she's embarrassed by gagging and running to the bathroom and doesn't know how to address it. Or it's possible that she doesn't like a man finishing in her mouth and feels uncomfortable. Only the lady involved knows the answer unfortunately. I just hope she answers the OP whether or not she wants to see him again. To ghost someone over a sex act that didn't go to plan wouldn't be very nice. Even if she doesn't want to see him again that's all she needs to tell him.

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