Recent comments in /f/tifu
_notjaybacc OP t1_jbdr8i0 wrote
Reply to comment by GuidancePrevious7461 in TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
Good point. I didn’t word it the best but when I said I “woke up” in the middle of sex, I meant it more like I came out of my black out at that moment. But still, solid point
GuidancePrevious7461 t1_jbdpp1s wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
If Bob gets angry, point out that you were both drunk, you were asleep and he and Jess had broken up months ago. The fact that you state many friends in the group had slept with each other is another point to say.
_notjaybacc OP t1_jbdoz6x wrote
Reply to comment by SilvaAvis in TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
Should probably do that lmao
Iwroteathrowaway OP t1_jbdowvc wrote
Reply to comment by member_of_the_order in TIFU by leaving kinky writing on my arm and then going to work by Iwroteathrowaway
I use the bic fine tip temporary tattoo markers, the dark blue color specifically this time. I usually shower after using the markers so I didn't realize they smudged but apparently they do.
nightowl_i t1_jbdowic wrote
Well on a brighter note you got humiliated
member_of_the_order t1_jbdo1sx wrote
What markers do you use? I use bic henna markers and I don't remember them ever smudging too badly.
mbudziRN t1_jbdnw5b wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
Kinda sounds like she took advantage of you getting drunk… imo. I would think you’re fine. He doesn’t have a claim on her and she’s a grown woman. I’m not sure why people freak about this kind of thing anyway.
chaos021 t1_jbdlvd3 wrote
Reply to comment by SilvaAvis in TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
The absolute last thing a college student might think of.
SilvaAvis t1_jbdl95v wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
Uh I’d go get tested
Mirawenya t1_jbavydi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Lots more women enjoy giving bjs than enjoy tasting cum. Yes, cumming is part of bj, but a warning is definitely expected. Even if I’d enjoy him coming in my mouth, I’d require a warning so I don’t choke/get it in the wrong pipe. Is this some sorta view <30 year olds have developed cause of porn?
Mirawenya t1_jbausag wrote
Reply to comment by jordan3297 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Yea, most definitely, and no, it shouldn’t be expected. Coming in the mouth is extra, lots of women hate the taste/texture of cum, and while bjs are super common, letting it go in her mouth isn’t, cause loads find it gross.
Edit: I’ll add that even if I’d be ok with it, a warning so it doesn’t choke me would definitely be appreciated.
Candymanshook t1_jbas6qb wrote
Reply to comment by Mattikarp1 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Both the problem and the solution, ironically
Mattikarp1 t1_jbaqbog wrote
Reply to comment by Candymanshook in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Too much wanking was the problem lol
ThadisJones t1_jba3o77 wrote
Science Lesson Time: Caffeine is a type of organic chemical called an alkaloid. Plants make these chemicals to try and deter insects and small animals from feeding on them. In other words, alkaloids are some of nature's poisons. They are often particularly potent against small animals (because they can't take as much of a dose) and herbivores, because the evolutionary arms race is a son of a bitch. This is why the advice for giving pets caffeine is always going to be DON'T.
guutarajouzu OP t1_jb9vlwb wrote
Reply to comment by Thisisthatguy99 in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Agreed. If it's genuine change, it's going to be a slow process. A LOT of the trafficking and exploitation is gone but it still exists and is sufficiently hidden and/or ignored. Both Pyeongtaek and Osan have REALLY cleaned up though, which is heartening. Now it's a lot of actual Korean gals working the hostess life
Majestic-Lion1254 OP t1_jb9iwjt wrote
Reply to comment by FlyGuy_2000 in TIFU by falling in love with a catfish by Majestic-Lion1254
Fuck sake, I got a message today saying it's her and she wants me to know that she's still alive, but her health has taken a big downturn.
Prophit84 t1_jb9h27w wrote
Reply to comment by jonmarcwillis in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
yup
southparkdudez t1_jb96549 wrote
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
stylesuxx t1_jb94z3d wrote
May I ask how old you are? Did your parents give you the guinea pig to check if you are fit to take care for a dog?
I highly recommend you study the type of pet you are thinking about taking care of before you actually get the pet. Most human food is not good for animals (I mean, half the time even we should not be consuming it...). An oversight like this can easily lead to you killing your pet.
Happy everything turned out OK this time.
WorkingResolution898 t1_jb905k2 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by giving my guinea pig an energy drink by IJustWantToBeAHuman
Probably has a undiagnosed heart condition now. Poor little thing
WorkingResolution898 t1_jb902z2 wrote
Aw man that’s not cool that poor little Guinea pig your not a scientist mate don’t experiment with a helpless animals, it’s poor little heart could probably explode with the amount of caffeine it would be like giving a person a ounce of Columbian 😂
Thisisthatguy99 t1_jb8nbvg wrote
Reply to comment by guutarajouzu in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Glad to hear the human trafficking ones are mostly shut down, and hopefully any that are left will be shut down too.
Back in 2005, there were a lot of them in Pyeongtaek, and though the military warned us about them, they weren’t doing anything to shut them down. Only way the girls could get out where to find someone willing to buy their passport back from the bar owner. Actually had a coworker do that with a Russian juicie.
cantaskthecat t1_jb8f39o wrote
And i thought it was an actual fish...I'm disappointed. (not an English native speaker)
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_jb891q8 wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in TIFU by giving my guinea pig an energy drink by IJustWantToBeAHuman
Yep. But don't worry. "The animal is fine."
-holdmyhand t1_jbdrnpf wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving kinky writing on my arm and then going to work by Iwroteathrowaway
I guess it's kinky after all.