>don't sweat or do anything physical that day

Methinks OP did something physical that day...

Don’t… don’t do this. Not intentionally at least.

"Hey sis,

What's shakin?"

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Sweet Home....

Door locks is a thing, ask for one

Ew. She didn't say step-brother

Eh, it will be awkward for a while, but you both will get over it.

If you do the laundry in a few days, you should consider greasing up your hands and sides to be safe.

daily showers waste water. every other day is totally acceptable, especially if you have an indoor job and don't sweat or do anything physical that day.

I fucking love reddit sometimes. 😅

Been there, friend called me up and cursed me out drunk, said dude sorry you’re dating another girl, happened you’ve been broken up for months I won’t do it again, didn’t realize you cared… he phoned me the next day to apologize and said it is what it is, he can’t have every woman out there

You’re right I’ve probably been overthinking it a little

Yea, you think they’d be psyched.

You should shower more. Don't be dirty.

If Bob slept with your ex, would you want to find out from him or someone else? That’s honestly as simple as this predicament is.

I'm not somebody who buys into the rule about friends' exes being off limits forever.

there may be a fuck up here, but it's not because she dated Bob.

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Tbh if I was a customer I'd just assume it was a vegan thing... Maybe the fuck is not appropriate language if kids about etc but I certainly wouldn't have associated with a kink if you hadn't of said

Look at it this way, at least you're better off than Billy "fuckface" Ripken

You said you are not close to Bob so who cares. Drop it

Do you by chance work in a vegan restaurant because if you do that's on brand if you add an exclamation mark??

Tell him; it will be better coming from you that from somebody else…

Yeah this sounds an awful lot like rape. Flip the genders and what Jess did sounds a lot worse.

So basically, the way you word it: I was encouraged to get drunk until I passed out and then she took advantage of me. Aka rape. If she tries this with another man who reports her to police etc she may get serious repercussions.