Recent comments in /f/tifu
_notjaybacc OP t1_jbi5ych wrote
Reply to comment by hpmcbroom in TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
I see where you’re coming from. I think I might make an update in the next couple of days to explain more of what happened
okbuddy9970 OP t1_jbi55ee wrote
Reply to comment by pelagius_wasntwrong in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Thank you for your advice as well.
okbuddy9970 OP t1_jbi54hh wrote
Reply to comment by pelagius_wasntwrong in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
I would have rolled it down. But I called my buddy over as that would have been quicker.
hpmcbroom t1_jbi500h wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with my friend’s ex by _notjaybacc
If they really broke up and it ended on amicable terms then it shouldn’t matter. But I personally wouldn’t tell him if your in doubt. Here’s another perspective he might be a friend and this will hurt him if known. What happens between two consenting adults is nobodies business.
Thisisthatguy99 t1_jbi4xpp wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
🎵pornhub jingle🎵
pelagius_wasntwrong t1_jbi4x97 wrote
If you want strength, start with lower weights and do more reps. That'll build actual muscle. Make sure you eat/drink plenty of protein and complex carbs.
Not a FU. Just didn't know any better!
Pro tip: if you cant get it back up to the rack, roll the bar down your body until it gets to your hips, then sit up and ask for help getting it back up to the rack and take a break.
SpazzayOne t1_jbi3ph8 wrote
Reply to comment by nightowl_i in TIFU by leaving kinky writing on my arm and then going to work by Iwroteathrowaway
Holy shit lmao!!!
Non_Likely OP t1_jbi2s2r wrote
Reply to comment by Tungo in TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
It was less of an autopilot and more of me being extremely irresponsible, but even then I still have no clue what possessed me today. Also I’m probably going to return lot of this stuff tomorrow since it’s late at night and the stores are closed.
Tungo t1_jbi22k2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
How do you not realize how much you bought or spent when you literally have to carry each bag after shopping and paying it at the checkout. What kind of autopilot is that? But did you try to return some of the stuff? I mean I bet many of the stuff is still unopened and can be returned without any problem?
cyncicalqueen t1_jbhydmp wrote
Reply to comment by stupidmason in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
God I hate that lol
stupidmason t1_jbhyand wrote
Reply to comment by cyncicalqueen in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
idk i guess a lot of redditors wanna fuck their sibling LMFAO
cyncicalqueen t1_jbhy6ml wrote
Reply to comment by stupidmason in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
Now why are YOU getting downvoted 😭
Non_Likely OP t1_jbhxfdn wrote
Reply to comment by redbucket75 in TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
Next time I build a bird house for whatever reason, I will keep this in mind.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jbhwzaz wrote
Getting caught masturbating by your brother is better than getting caught masturbating to your brother
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jbhwkb9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
Dude, lean into this!!! Go buy glue and use everything you bought on making the birdhouse...that’s birdhouse will be decked out and your neighbor will be jealous
redbucket75 t1_jbhwfnu wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
I didn't even know people without little kids went to party supply stores. Also, to build a birdhouse one usually goes to a hardware store, not a craft store where a tiny piece of wood is $11.99
Corgichubs t1_jbhvjxr wrote
Wouldnt it be backwards if it rubbed off onto your arm?
Cerbera_666 t1_jbhuig7 wrote
Hopefully that's a lesson learned for him not to barge in again! Never get why people think that's acceptable, doors are shut for a reason.
AlexD51192 t1_jbhuc1i wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a spending spree by Non_Likely
Returns
stupidmason t1_jbhpjhm wrote
Reply to comment by SenseAggravating in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
bc not many people are comfortable abt joking abt them fucking their sister? do you have a sibling people joke abt you fucking?
HighlightFun8419 t1_jbhi2g6 wrote
Reply to comment by ThatsNashTea in TIFU by leaving kinky writing on my arm and then going to work by Iwroteathrowaway
Hahaha touché
SenseAggravating t1_jbh9a7b wrote
Reply to comment by Struggle2Real in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
Its a joke why are people downvoting....
notaliberal2021 t1_jbgzkws wrote
I have a video that starts out like this.
TelephoneOk3162 t1_jbgxz00 wrote
Bro is so humiliated he probably jacked off after typing this 😂
skeeve87 t1_jbi6w25 wrote
Reply to comment by pelagius_wasntwrong in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
To add on, do not put clamps on the ends. If the bar is stuck on your chest, you could tilt it one direction and the weights will slide off. As soon as they slide off the bar WILL snap the opposite direction with massive amounts of force.
But thats better than ded.