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die_monster_ t1_jbk5aqm wrote
Keep lifting bro and kick that guys ass by the end of the year.
owtdecafRacing t1_jbk1g56 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Your use of “NEVER” makes it sound very absolute. If you can bench 200 lbs for 3 reps, I wouldn’t think going to 210 for 1 rep would be a bad idea.
But still should have a spotter for that.
alcobain1967 t1_jbk0h9g wrote
Reply to comment by okbuddy9970 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
I see.....well hit him in the face anyway and tell him next time he talks shit about you, you will break his leg. I'm not a violent person, but sometimes it's all someone will understand.
jswaggy14 t1_jbk08hj wrote
I use this max rep calculator to decide when, and how much more weigh I can safely put on and I find it’s fairly accurate. Also a nice bailout method if you do find yourself in a similar position is to drop the weight gently on your chest, roll the bar towards your legs, and when the bar is at your thighs sit up. Much better than suffocating but best to just have a spotter if you want to try heavier stuff.
ExceptionHandlr t1_jbjzw5d wrote
I never want to do it, but the “roll of shame” has come in handy a number of times for me when I fail a bench without a spotter/safety arms.
You effectively just brace your core and roll the bar down your stomach to your legs. Then you can gently keep rolling it and place it on the floor.
The other option (which I’m also not a fan of) is not using grips to hold the weight on. That way if you fail you can just tip the bar to one side and let the weight slide off.
Anyway, just a few tips for if you ever find yourself in this situation again!
okbuddy9970 OP t1_jbjzn22 wrote
Reply to comment by alcobain1967 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
He’s not that kind of bully. He acts all nice when you’re around him but then he shit talks people when they’re not around.
alcobain1967 t1_jbjze8u wrote
The next time the bully fucks with you, hit him square in the face. Comes up to you in the hall-BAM! Right in the nose. Comes up to you in the cafeteria-SLAM!- hit him right in the face with your whole lunch tray (or can of soda). Yes, you may get in trouble...but he will never fuck with you again.
okbuddy9970 OP t1_jbjyyfb wrote
Reply to comment by mat-2018 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
That’s what I was going to do but I called my friend over to help because that’s quicker
mat-2018 t1_jbjyq06 wrote
if this happens again, roll the bar down your abdomen towards your lap. it may crush your balls a little but it's better than suffocating
Corvus_Manufaktura t1_jbjygbu wrote
Reply to comment by okbuddy9970 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Lesson learned then
SethMalcolm1 t1_jbjvgmt wrote
Reply to comment by conwayguy86 in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
To be fair, they obviously grew up that way.
SethMalcolm1 t1_jbjvf9b wrote
Reply to comment by Cerbera_666 in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
To be fair, they obviously grew up that way.
okbuddy9970 OP t1_jbjtkvv wrote
Reply to comment by JulesWallet in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Thank you
T_house t1_jbjtdjs wrote
Reply to comment by okbuddy9970 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Thankfully you will not be conscious when your bladder and bowels slowly release and drip through your shorts. Your eyes bulge and your heart beats its last; a final thought passes through your mind before the sweet mercy of a quiet death: thank the heavens, for truly I have avoided the cringe
[deleted] t1_jbjqzeh wrote
Reply to comment by Doortofreeside in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
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JulesWallet t1_jbjqauy wrote
Having a weaker body does not Make you a weaker man. You have a goal that you’re working towards, and you’re putting hard work towards improving yourself. You are a strong man.
jeromebettis11 t1_jbjonm5 wrote
It takes 3-5 weeks to build new muscle. Early gains are from efficiency in movement that your nervous system picks up. When you start just be consistent not a killer. Make sure you get 1g of protein per lb of lean body weight and let those muscles grow.
Look up "RPE scale for weight lifting". Early lifting should be RPE 6-7
[deleted] t1_jbjktxy wrote
Reply to comment by MissAnthropoid in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
TwoX is not a representation of most women.
Sargash t1_jbjkhpu wrote
Reply to comment by Sicco1234 in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Its not all in one go, it's something you do, say, you go to the gym. 5 reps of something easy. Hit the bike for 5 minutes. More reps. Treadmill, reps, yoga, reps, bike, reps, treadmill, reps, yoga. If you cant do 50 (arbitrary number) then you have a goal, do the same thing each time you go in. You'll hit it before long. If you find that it's not really hard. Fantastic, you've got a baseline. Next month, maybe add 5 pounds to your routine.
MrFavorable t1_jbjkgue wrote
Does your door not have a lock?
Sargash t1_jbjjwe9 wrote
Reply to comment by DurableDiction in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
This, probably could have explained that but unfortunately It was just an automatic thought, you do a set of 50 one day, if you don't get tired or exhausted, add a tiny bit of weight. That's your baseline. That is where you start your regime. You don't do that every day from then on. You know you can do this thing, you make a small improvement each week, or month after that, hell you don't even need to ever do more weight than that. If you can do that, just hit the bar a few times a week, in between some other light workouts, you're already in a better spot than 99% of people.
Oakheart- t1_jbjjfdx wrote
I dropped 185lbs on my face and I bench with safety’s or a spotter now :)
Really if you don’t have a gym fail of some sort you don’t go often enough.
Doortofreeside t1_jbjj997 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Wendler 531: Am I a joke to you?
Eriol_Mits t1_jbjht8a wrote
This is why you shouldn’t bench without spotter arms on the machine. Or better yet if you have access to one use the smith machine. That way if you get stuck you can at least lock it into place.
Also it’s not the best idea to go an ego lift, which is what you did here. You went higher than you needed to, better to do more reps at a lower weight and keep the muscle under tension than going for a 1 rep max. At least if your body building, lots of reps keeping the muscle under tension is key.
champagne_pants t1_jbk7j15 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by almost getting myself killed at the gym by okbuddy9970
Don’t do this.
The bully can then weaponize the school system by saying you’re uttering threats of violence.