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Yep! There even exist doggy panties with a hole for her tail. And you can cut up small human pads and put them into the panties to catch the blood. We usually do this when she is in heat. But we didn't realize she had gotten into heat till probably the day after when we found blood spots around the house. I mean she can't exactly tell us she has it. So you just got to keep an eye out for it.

“i want a strong, independent woman” until they marry, then you cant be independent anymore lol. autonomy and having no one depending on you is just a luxury you sacrifice for a family at some point.

right? all anyone really wants is that we all practice safe pizza consumption. like meeting up with a blind date, let ppl know where youre going and wash your hands and check the bottom of the pizza for bugs. things everyone should do go practice safe pizza habits.

TIL I never thought about female animals having periods. That's wild.

i like to get 2 smalls for myself to try different flavors. like a mini appetizer platter, especially at new pizza places

I'm really glad the pizza dough for tonight's dinner is already proving, you've made me hungry.

I found a comment that says something like "If you could hide something like this from your husband, you could hide an affair"

Were people really saying that going out to eat pizza by yourself is cheating? That’s fucking ridiculous

This is the most wholesome update that I’ve read in a while. And now I want pizza.

I want pizza now too!

I would do this!!! Moms get so tired of caring for others!!!! You’re so lucky to have a hubby!!! All I ever wanted was what you have. I’ve only met narcissists one after the other. Enjoy each other!!! Lovely ending!!!

Oh yeah baby, have a full on affair with that pizza of yours. The only infidelity I support.

DAMMIT!. Now I gotta order a meat lovers pizza today. It has been a while.

Yeah I used to work at a restaurant that had a pretty broad menu. Everything from burgers/steak/ribs to salads and some Asian and Indian inspired dishes. We did have pizza on the menu, 2 sizes, 8 inch small, 10 inch large. 10 inch is NOT a large pizza. But it was meant to be ordered and eaten as a meal by one person.

So if a medium is like 10 or even 12 inches I can totally see a hungry person eating the whole thing.

FR, do those fuckers not realize a small/personal pizza basically is palm sized at this point?

well that answers the question from my first comment

I'm pretty sure that's technically not promotion. I think that linking to these resources would help people better understand the story. That's why I mentioned it. However I'm not going to include the details unless asked because that would be self promotion and that is against the rules.

of course that's promotion. You're encouraging people to ask you for the link. If people actually cared, they would simply ask you. There is absolutely zero need for you mention that you're willing to share the link.

I'm not self promoting. That's why I didn't include it in the post. I figured that if people want more details about the situation, they can ask for them.

the "you guys can ask me for the link to the website though" is too good. Do you really never learn from mistakes? Just don't self promote. It's really not that hard. Buy advertising if you want to advertise your website.

It amazes me people think eating a medium size pizza is a great feat. I can eat it and I'm not a big guy. But then again it also depends what pizza chain made the pizza, not all medium pizzas I can finish and that's because of the chain they're from

It's just in the back of mind. I'm not really worried. Lol, I just be having some fun

Yeah, you're a massive target now. Blown their whole sting operation out of the water. Now even the car and boats salespeople are looking and getting concerned. They are starting to plan their attacks on you.

Nowhere will be safe. The only option you have is to dig a hole in your backyard, strip to your underwear, and sit in it with ton foil over your head.

Ohh and in case you missed it, I'm pointing out how truly ridiculous you are being. By both overstating your website, and that Real Estate agents are tracking you down.