Pro Life Tip: Never make a recipe for the first time for other people.

Always cook it for yourself at least once (probably more to work out the kinks and seasonings, etc.) I often have to change recipes I find online while wondering if the person who wrote the recipe has zero taste buds. Some put more effort into the long-ass pointless story on how they got the recipe than the recipe itself.

What was the dish?

Both statements are true.

Did you get takeout of the same type of food you tried to cook? Or a different cuisine?

Well it did turn out good for you didn't it?😈

If you want to impress and/or is unsure about a recipe, do a test run without guests first

Jeez that's a low bar

Yes! It was an amazing night, even though we had to wait half an hour for the food lol

If he likes you back he'll still remember this well. Some of my most memorable evenings with women have been where we tried to make dinner and completely fucked things up.

Theres a few ways to make up for it tenfold

Honestly sounds like the dude is a total catch if he was able to roll with it and not make you feel bad

Honestly its the thought that counts. As long as you guys had a good time

If you live in a big city it is possible. A friend of mine lives in new york and they have these pizzerias that are open till 3am. Unfortunately, the nearest pizza place is 20 minutes away from where I live that's why uber eats is my best friend.

As a toddler he would literally eat until he puked if we didn't portion it. He's the height/weight of an 11 year old to be fair!

This sounds like something I'd do now. I lose my medications every damn day. And they're IN THE MEDICINE CABINET

It's not even a snack. It's just something to piss you off since you didn't get a medium or a large pizza.

damn your 8 year old has a huge stomach

I did that once. Drove to walgreens(literally a couple blocks) later at night cause it was cold and i was lazy. Came out, walked home, went to bed. Got up in the early am for work.... car is gone. 2 mins of panic and then it all came together.

I have never heard of this happening, but I thank you for this gem.

Yeah to be honest I'm a young woman and I agree with this completely. I think to certain people on the outside it looks like my fiance is controlling because he'll occasionally call kind of intensely worried about my whereabouts. The reality is, we both have really weird and inconsistent schedules with our jobs, so if one of us doesn't know where the other is for an extended period of time or we miss our regular check-ins, it's easy to grow concerned (I drive a lot in the northern US for my job and he's a bartender so there is a small element of danger involved). I don't call as often, but I will text randomly when we're apart, and if I don't at least get a text by midnight, I do start to get concerned as well.

This sounds like a sitcom subplot.

We went into panic when my mom's van was gone from our very rural driveway. Total shock.

But we stopped short of calling police when I noticed track marks in the grass.

She hadn't set the parking brake. No idea how it started rolling since the parking pad has no perceptible slope but it just rolled away.

As it passed the house there is more of a hill and it rolled down, barely threading its way between trees that separate our property from our neighbor's. It came to rest, quite stuck, in our neighbor's field.

And that is how we met our neighbor. Fortunately he had a tractor and pulled it out for us.

Barely a scratch on it.

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honestly when my car did actually get stolen i was pretty sure i just was stoned and didnt remember where i parked so i walked a grid pattern to confirm it was in fact gone.

Thank you for the update. You have a very healthy relationship with your husband. Every marriage encounters bumps in the road along the way. It's how you handle them that determines the strength of your relationship. You and your husband came through this with flying colors! Have fun and enjoy yourselves and your daughter. Time flies!