She’s lost her mind.

Those old ladies sound insufferable and I think your comment to them was hilarious.

bro use another barber 😭😭 even if it’s a different person in the same shop

Only free suggestion I can give is, just leave a message where you're going.

In my childhood, if my parents are gonna be late andi have to leave them a message, I would write it down on a piece of paper and leave it at the main door (pre-cellphone age). First time I did this, my mom said it was a smart idea.

Make a throwaway and post it in r/fuckmyshitup

"Not only is food so expensive right now...I'm giving this phone away to a family member."

Oh c'mon, wouldn't it be wiser to sell your phone to someone on eBay and as a bonus you can pocket some extra money during these trying times, than give this troublesome annoying phone to someone near & dear to you whose happiness you presumably care about?

Does your oven not have a timer though? Seems like a bad idea to leave it on the "stay on" position in the first place. :/

i can eat at least a half in one sitting if its alone time. Sometimes its just to clear your head. You need you time even if its with a pizza. :) But do try to leave a note or something just in case, otherwise enjoy your time to yourself. At least you make sure everyone is taken care of first so you know you can fully relax instead of being on edge. Glad your SO understands. You do you, moms need a break sometimes(M of 2 kids).

> butt fucked in the ass

To be fair, where else would you be butt fucked?

Well you sure showed him!

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The great part is you will still cringe, at times, a half century from now you'll remember. Brains seem to cling to the cringe.

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'Too bad, so sad' is a common phrase.

Similar to 'toughen up', 'stop whining', 'get over it', etc.

Well, once a regular customer that I joked with asked me how I was doing. It was very busy and overwhelming and I said “it’s crazy… but I haven’t killed myself yet”

The man’s son killed himself about 2 years prior. I remember when it happened. I don’t know why that came out of my mouth.

I also had two old ladies at my register and I was locating their med bag from the bottom rack, so I was kneeled down. she said “the world would be a much better place if more people were on their knees” I said “…oh! Yeah, well I would probably make a lot more money that way” and she said “…TO PRAY!”

Anyway.

Does this mean anything to you? No. But at least you’re not a dumbass like me. It is too bad so sad for him. I hate people who keep saying the same thing and expecting the answer to change. Sure, you’re supposed to be able to withstand all kinds of shit in retail. Abuse, humiliation:.. but you did a very minor thing that you apologized for. You’re good ppl. It’ll be ok. We live we learn and sometimes all the knowledge in the world doesn’t prevent things like this from happening.

How exactly does someone bad so sad?

Me also scoring with MJ.

thank you

I'm really sorry man. I hope things get better for you, and i hope your life only improves. You seem like a good guy, to get out of all that with your head on your shoulders.

I feel like i just got slapped in the face with a glove. I take your leave.

I disagree. Good day sir.

This relationship is hopeless. Girlfriend clearly hates weed. That's why OP felt compelled to lie. This relationship is unrepairable.

Maybe don't be so definitive in your advice then? Saying stuff like NEVER will make OP feel hopeless.

There are always unicorns

If someone uses weed for medical reasons everyday, should their dating pool only consist of other people who smoke weed? I am baffled by this comment honestly and that you're so headstrong about it. I promise you that it can work out if they're open and honest about it. Become less reliant on it, sure, but they can date who they want to regardless of their habit.