Recent comments in /f/tifu
kwell42 t1_jcq1n69 wrote
Reply to TIFU by unknowingly hitting the "update software" button on my phone after setting a timer. Almost caught dinner on fire. by [deleted]
Not sure what soc this has but some exynos have a very bad vulnerability for volte. Samsung hasn't released the update, best to give Samsung phones away.
Secthelock t1_jcq1ajz wrote
I'm not exactly sure what prompted you to make a remark on a stranger's appearance, let alone on a piece of clothing that would be designed to cover their genitals? I'd be more worried about a lack of filter, do you think she's waiting for a stranger to comment on her leggings? I kinda feel that's the fuck up, the fact you didn't care enough to properly check what you were looking at and made a comment anyway is the second one.
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Edit: Well that;s why there's so many creeps I guess, they don't know they are..
itport_ro t1_jcpzk3b wrote
"I see dead people...!"
deadliftForFun t1_jcpz8lb wrote
Reply to comment by caucasianstolemybike in TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
Or stand ? Sometimes we do things for style points. My cruiser is not for seated pedaling. It’s for looking cool. I still take my mongoose decade pro to the bars
bros402 t1_jcptnqx wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
yeah you need to stop seeing her if she was offended by a 21% tip
ToBleepOrNotToBleep t1_jcpp4ka wrote
Reply to comment by xeim_ in TIFU by unknowingly hitting the "update software" button on my phone after setting a timer. Almost caught dinner on fire. by [deleted]
It's not my call unfortunately. I'm leaving this apartment here soon and if they can't even fix an AC for 6 months or a moldy ceiling in 4 months then I dont have much hope that they'd update the appliances. My toilet is from 1988 and the chain literally corroded off.
caucasianstolemybike t1_jcpkirr wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
Or just buy a different seat for it? It’s one bolt usually.
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c0uldashouldawoulda t1_jcphmjj wrote
Reply to comment by FormerFly in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
My kid came home with the absolute worst haircut I've ever seen. Crooked neckline, different length on each side, loads of random long hairs. He went to some kind of nationwide chain. I took pictures, called them and they didn't seem to care one way or another. Eventually they offered him a store credit. I ended up fixing his hair myself and he got his freebie another day. When that was also kinda butchered he learned his lesson. A good barber is hard to find.
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Babypotato101 t1_jcpfjmc wrote
Reply to comment by chazwomaq in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
😂😂
soggy90 t1_jcpe7be wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
You are a good dude, you tried to stick with her. Time to find a new barber though
DootinAlong t1_jcpck1l wrote
She probably wasn't offended, she was probably just confused. If that helps.
BinLazy t1_jcpaw1s wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
To be honest, I don’t think this is a warning many people would need….
propanenightmare69 t1_jcpa7ul wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Please post a picture, I have to see the attempted gunshot murder. Please please, share your suffering with us in all it's glory
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jcpa3hj wrote
Reply to comment by ToBleepOrNotToBleep in TIFU by unknowingly hitting the "update software" button on my phone after setting a timer. Almost caught dinner on fire. by [deleted]
If you're complaining about how much food costs, why would you give away a valuable phone? Sell it. Get money for that piece of shit.
FormerFly t1_jcp7odx wrote
Reply to comment by c0uldashouldawoulda in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Man I wish I had your barber. Costs me $60 for the same thing but she takes 45-60 minutes and there maybe is 1 or 2 hairs that sneak through.....but it's better than the other place with the "best barber in town" that acted like a bunch of frat boys and trimmed my mustache crooked.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jcp6p37 wrote
“Nice leggings!”
“I’m not wearing leggings.”
“In that case, nice legs!”
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jcp6et7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
When you return the bike, say that it turns out you are unable to stand on the pedals and need to sit for long periods to rest your ass from all the anal sex you have without lube, and watch their reaction. It may be so awkward for them that they give you a full refund just to get you out of the store.
poopie88 t1_jcp5pkw wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
Bmx bikes are easy to ride. Stand up and get your work out in
StrikeStraight9961 t1_jcp28qn wrote
Dry herb vaporizer, edibles, or tincture. Do you not use google or something?
techelplease t1_jcozxi1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Former hairdresser - I'm sorry but this actually made me lol (extremely rare). Sounds like she's high af.
queriesandqueries123 t1_jcq3got wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
Ha! Thanks lol