Recent comments in /f/tifu
tin_foil_ascot t1_jcqqy42 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Yet another reason why I’m so glad to be bald. I haven’t paid for a haircut in 20 years.
Thanks for the reminder.
DoctorBlackwater t1_jcqqihp wrote
This reminds me after a long day roofing one summer I went to the grocery store to get food for dinner.
At the checkout the cashier looks at me for a moment and says "Wow I really like your tan."
I looked down and quickly replied "Thanks but it's mostly dirt" I've never seen an expression turn to disgust more quickly.
Fwamingdwagon84 t1_jcqqb4x wrote
Reply to comment by Dez2011 in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Yep, that's me. Skinny everywhere else but have a little extra pudge. I get asked at least once a week, at my job, when I'm due. Who fucking raised these people?
PapaRL t1_jcqlav9 wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I feel like the creepiness is totally situational and depends on the tone, I also don’t think ANY comment on appearance is creepy, so I won’t comment on the creepiness but I will say the way OP pointed out this persons appearance feels like a neg.
If I were wearing some combination of clothing and someone said, “Wow, I’ve never seen someone wear ____ and ____, but I like it.” Id feel pretty weird. Sometimes when I go to the grocery store, I’ll put jeans on then decide eh fuck it I’m just gonna wear my slippers. And if someone said, “Wow I’ve never seen someone wear slippers and jeans before, but I like it.” I’d probably walk away thinking, “did that guy just roast me?”
I do agree, leggings is a weird thing to “compliment” as well. They have a cool shirt on, or interesting shoes, or like a wild design on their leggings, sure. But complimenting normal leggings that clearly were so normal, they just looked like legs (or vice versa) is kinda odd
FelixVulgaris t1_jcqkb58 wrote
Reply to comment by Alternate_DM in TIFU by telling a customer to bad so sad. by PleasantPhysics7982
Right, but that's not what OP posted
embeeclark t1_jcqjg6a wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive-Ad6847 in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
#3 !!
Accomplished_Sky_857 t1_jcqi4r7 wrote
Reply to comment by ColtS117 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
La da da da da da.
ColtS117 t1_jcqhx3d wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Sky_857 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Because she got high
Because she got high
Because she got hiiiiigh.
soexhausted7 t1_jcqg4i8 wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Yeah seems like creeps are down voting you, no need to comment on someone you don't knows clothes
Apprehensive-Ad6847 t1_jcqfxvv wrote
Three ways to proceed, I see, and you took one.
- Laugh, say OH! Get your food, and go.
- Hit her with the one-two punch and tell her there is a dollar store down the street. Go get some lotion because you are ashy as f#@k.
- Tell her I know. You looked too good/cute/beautiful/fine [compliment of choice] to approach. I needed a way to break the ice. Oh, look! You're talking to me now, so it must have worked.
totalnewbie t1_jcqfrti wrote
I saw a friend after a couple years and when we first met up, I kind of just couldn't stop staring at her legs. She had tattoos already but I was shocked she got both her legs entirely covered in tattoos.
Turns out she was wearing leggings.
This exchange happened within a few seconds fwiw.
UmbertoEcoTheDolphin t1_jcqemgx wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Leggings are what my people call legs.
PoliSciNerd24 t1_jcqe8a8 wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Oh for fucks sake
[deleted] t1_jcqdunq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
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FatigueVVV t1_jcqbxqc wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Sky_857 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
I was gonna leave a big tip, but I got high
somehorsegirl t1_jcqaj9l wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I’m not sure anyone thinks of leggings as…. Genital coverings? It’s not weird to tell a stranger “I love your shirt” or “nice hat!” Or something in passing. It’s complimenting someone’s taste, not their appearance. If you said “wow those leggings really make your ass look good!” That would be inappropriate.
[deleted] OP t1_jcqa5nk wrote
jaxsotsllamallama t1_jcq95ni wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I compliment people all the time, I don’t think it’s that strange. I’ve also never looked at complimenting someone’s pants or leggings as complimenting something “designed to cover your genitals”. It’s not like they said I love the VPL you got there.
[deleted] t1_jcq91ln wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
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dbeynyc t1_jcq8vgy wrote
So.. she was like super dark skin.
Accomplished_Sky_857 t1_jcq7vua wrote
Reply to comment by ColtS117 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Now I don't look dope and I know why.
ColtS117 t1_jcq5x01 wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Sky_857 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
I was gonna do a good haircut, but then I got high.
MajestaHazel t1_jcq4322 wrote
Reply to comment by Secthelock in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Yeah…it was a weird comment indeed and it would have made me super uncomfortable. Also, you’ve never seen someone wear leggings and flip flops? Where the fuck do you live?
queriesandqueries123 t1_jcq3qkm wrote
Reply to comment by BinLazy in TIFU by not doing my research before buying a BMX class bike for my work commute by [deleted]
100%, I did a doof and don’t want others to do the same doof. It’ll happen if 1) you’re looking for the cheapest bike you can get, and 2) you didn’t do any research on bike types.
toady89 t1_jcqqyqe wrote
Reply to comment by somehorsegirl in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
Especially since it’s normal to wear actual genital coverings underneath leggings.