Recent comments in /f/tifu
SequinSquirrel t1_jcr6fcm wrote
Reply to comment by Dez2011 in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I was asked "So are you getting much morning sickness?" after wearing a dress with ruching across the midsection. I was not pregnant and never wore that dress again. :(
mystic3030 t1_jcr6c4c wrote
mystic3030 t1_jcr5t6q wrote
It’s cellulose not paper. Edible but not very good.
Doggo660 t1_jcr5on7 wrote
Reply to comment by hyenacry in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
This could have gone so wrong!
[deleted] t1_jcr5lmy wrote
Reply to comment by lazarus870 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
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eyegazer444 t1_jcr5j7q wrote
I just read through all the comments and I'm still trying to work out wtf ashy legs even means
mrdanielsir9000 t1_jcr4snw wrote
Reply to comment by UmbertoEcoTheDolphin in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
It’s an Albany expression.
PeetaGryffindor t1_jcr4gxr wrote
Please this is so funny 😂
ObligationPlastic589 t1_jcr33vq wrote
Reply to comment by hyenacry in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
That sounds so much better....
thermight t1_jcr0dkm wrote
I thought the woman was going to have ended up covered in thick leg hair
thermight t1_jcr07yg wrote
Reply to comment by chazwomaq in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I heard someone do this in a head shop once to the cashier and watched them die inside at the reply.
Buckabuckaw t1_jcr07tv wrote
Yeah, don't worry about it. I eat the casing on summer sausage all the time because I kinda like the chewy sensation. I'd say the casing is not nutritious but not inedible.
You just go ahead on with your bad self and ignore the critics.
speculatrix t1_jcqzz2y wrote
Reply to comment by hyenacry in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
TIFU by writing "I rated sausage" which sounded so dodgy!
UnadvertisedAndroid t1_jcqzk6s wrote
Reply to comment by hyenacry in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
That's what she said
Swedenesebishhh69 t1_jcqy3lq wrote
Im 100% positive I have also eaten this forbidden casing!! lmao
GRZMNKY t1_jcqxm03 wrote
It's food grade paper. Totally safe to eat.
Quicksizzle t1_jcqwpsl wrote
Reply to comment by somehorsegirl in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I shall forever call any form of lower half clothing as genital coverings!
aims-to-please t1_jcqwje2 wrote
Just googled if the casing is edible. The general consensus states it's made from edible materials, occasionally it won't taste great but you should be fine
DoradoPulido2 t1_jcqus2h wrote
"TIFU giving unsolicited comments on other people's appearance."
Why do you think someone trying to buy a sandwich needs to hear what you think about their outfit? They don't. Mind your business.
hyenacry OP t1_jcquqjq wrote
Reply to comment by theanswerisburrito in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
7/10. Would still eat.
theanswerisburrito t1_jcqujm1 wrote
So, like 4/10?
hyenacry OP t1_jcqu8i5 wrote
Thank you autocorrect. I was not rating sausage. I was EATING sausage.
lazarus870 OP t1_jcqszzk wrote
Reply to comment by c0uldashouldawoulda in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
lol I know, I'm an idiot. What happened in your situation?
NeedARita t1_jcqrq2e wrote
Wait, people don’t wear flip flops with leggings? I see it all the time here…
andrewta t1_jcr6uio wrote
Reply to TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
everything was fine.. until you laughed.. there's your f up.
sucks man lol