Seriously what the hell is wrong with 2022 and Reddit in general? Why the fuck would you even think about calling the cops on your sister. You’re both just dumb kids. Clearly if you yeeted her across the yard you can handle her with a knife. Personally I would not have pushed back and just let her shove you. What’s it going to do? Hurt your pride? Escalation is why gets people Hurt, deescalate

Same here. I would have absolutely confused that for a mouse.

In jersey? A former co-worker of mine went to jail for posing as his teenage son and soliciting nudes.

There are often bees outside my store. Just little old trash bees that are just going after the full drinks people throw into the trash cans. I don't know how many people have run into the store yelling about a bunch of "wasps" outside but it's a lot. I have had several people argue with me even, insisting they're wasps. It's not hard to tell the difference, man. People are dumb.

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Let me go on like I blister in the sun

Let me go on. Big hands, I know OP’s the one

See the thing is he said she’s 24! That’s way too old to be this childish and immature about this. She honestly sounds like one of those girls who was raised in a cult or something, super isolated and weird outdated views on sex

She’s 24 and this insecure and immature about this? She’s definitely not ready for a sexual relationship.

Especially as the Keeper of the Cats.

That’s really weird . . . Almost seems like she was trying to hold it over your head. Or that she’s making fun of virgins, when she’s one? Like the mindset is so weird to me.

I have a slight accent, and Bixby wrote down some weird sh*t, but it was really easy to have it write down long pieces of text, which is why this post is so unusually long

A: "Did you hit your leg somewhere, looks like you have a bruise"
B: "No...? Not that I know of."

If you have bruises from seemingly no reason, go to your doctor, might be something (leukemia, ...).

This reads like if you put your phone on talk to text and then gave it to a coke head

Jesus, the bee/wasp thing drives me up the wall. When someone complains about being chased by a bee I stop them and ask if they actually mean a bee, or a wasp or hornet. Those are very different things. One is curious, one will basically chill if you do, one will sting if it thinks you looked at it funny.

And then go on to tell them about beneficial wasps and harmless ones.

Ramble-

One coworker was saying about bees in her yard, like four big ones. Bee or wasp, actually wasp. Okay, how big- an inch or so. Colors- black and off yellow half stripes. Okay, that's a cicada killer, I'm surprised you have four hanging around your yard. It's not cicada season or even year. They're chill and can be handled gently if they get inside. They can sting but would rather not, their venom is specialized to incompacitate cicadas.

You're a piece of shit and a complete fucking idiot. Gerbils look nothing like mice. You fucking murdered someone's pets, that they cared for, by FEEDING THEM TO YOUR FUCKING CAT, out of sheer fucking idiocy.

You're damn right you fucked up. If you're a decent person this will haunt you for a good long while, as it should.

Why are you describing this like it's the script to a Tom and Jerry cartoon?

Not all gerbils have a fluffy tail! I’ve seen some that look like regular mice.

I mean what you've described is a Google Search Network Ad which an Ad Blocker wouldn't even block. Scammers have been using Google Ads for a while now to do this.

I don’t know why, but I don’t believe you. As in, you made this story up.

I don't know, an obviously fluffy tail is a big difference for me?

Reminds me of that video of the guy who try’s to double high five the 4/5 year old girl with no arms, realises his mistake, goes for a singular high 5 and then fist bumps her shoulder. Apparently the poor guy, from the girls parents mouths, is one of the nicest people too. He just wanted to celebrate her finishing her race and fucked up 😂

I once met a guy who was, what I thought, making faces at me mocking me. It has happened a few times and I asked him what was his problem why’s he making fun of me? He was like what? I was like, you keep making faces at me when I’m talking? And yeah he had Tourette’s. Felt like shit, but he was sound about it.

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I just googled them. If I saw that in my house I would absolutely assume it was a field mouse.

bixby must hate you