I was wearing a shirt with what is probably similar ruching. The customer at my register was purchasing baby clothes for her soon to be granddaughter, looked at me and said "You must be due pretty soon too!"

The look on her face when I said "Nope. I'm not pregnant, just fat" was hilarious.

I still went and gave that shirt to my roommate.

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I'm sure others have said this but wow that's alot.

If your concerned for your safety, please to the police and ask if they can accompany you while you pick up your cat.

Make a few life changes, and learn from this. Pay your rent on time. Find a job you enjoy that's marketable. You can do it.

I just came here to see what you rated the summer sausage what a let down 😂

Sorry for not putting enough context into my post. I’m very new to this. It is my fault. That’s why I posted here. It is my fault that I couldn’t pay but when he threatened to kill me and shows no signs of fooling around, I ran.

YOU have to learn to take over responsibility. All I read here is that it was not your fault, it is a bad situation, a lot of excuses. If you rent or buy something, make sure you can afford it.

Landlords are no LORDS. They are usually simple people that invest the little money they have into appartments. They also have to pay their credits to the bank. They cannot go to the bank and say "Well, I am so sorry, but the person renting my appartment had problems with her boyfriend..."

You really get other people into trouble because of your payment mentality. And that they are then angry is also understandable.

I'm from Albany, and I've never heard that expression.

I’m planning to sneak in tonight to get her. They keep their door u locked and she sleeps on my bed. They won’t know I’ve been there. I’m going to let my friend know soon. Only once My cat and I are safe.

You were right to get out of there, but I think you can let up on the secrecy. That guy isn't going to chase you down, and even if he actually wanted to he obviously lacks the ambition to find you. Please find a way to save that cat.

Holy hopping horseshit that's fucked up. Definitely tell his son what happened; I too am worried about your cat.

..and then to her husband "my apologies for the misunderstanding with your daughter"

Ashy refers to dry skin

Not the end of the world, I used to eat the paper on purpose sometimes. I actually liked the taste of it with the sausage.

I’ve asked “when are you due” to several pre-confirmed pregnant people. Usually they give me an answer detailing what they do for a living thinking I said “what do you do?”

It’s always good for a double awkward “wait what?” moment.

My dirty mind went way down. Dodgy AF

If it makes you feel better I already knew I shouldn’t eat it, yet still I do

Did you rate the casing too?

It particularly sucks because I work customer service, so I can't say exactly what I want to these people. I always hit them with the ole "im not pregnant" and enjoy the horrified looks on their/the rest of their party's faces though.

Yeesh, people are rude. For me, mid-thirties, have had a kid, would like to have another, but because of a medical emergency several years ago, I can't. So, every time someone asks, that lovely struggle is brought back up. Yay.

Yeah, im like thanks, im almost 40 with a lot of health issues, the metabolism is slowing down finally. I'd love to try some exercise for that area, but just got diagnosed with anemia yesterday(fainted at work)and I am too fucking exhausted atm.

This describes my body type as well. Just a few days ago someone asked, "Oh, do you have a bun in the oven?!" No. No, ma'am, I don't. But thanks for pointing out I could strengthen my core, I guess. 🙄

Lol today OP learned that that they can no longer trust their vision and need to start wearing their glasses full time

Hahahahahaha man that perfect

I once complimented a coworker on her beautiful rosy cheeks, and she just goes "....I have rosacea". And after a quick scramble all I could think of to say was "well it looks GREAT on you!!!" Thankfully she was able to laugh about it but I wanted to facepalm forever!

Same