There's a lot I WANT to say here. But I'm just gonna leave it at you both (and everyone for that matter) should REALLY shower and change into clean underwear every single day.

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> (This is where it starts to get a little gross)

Best part IMO

Casually ignoring the fact that it was gross enough before that point too.

Don't share
clothing down there
you'll just make a fuss
when your crack's caked in pus.

I’m sorry why does she not change her filthy underwear for a week? And how does this not bother you.

:(

Haha, my mom did this for me when she would pack my lunch. She insisted that it was edible and I should eat the paper. She did too. She was in her 40s at the time

So pork, I assume? Is it spicy, garlicky, plain-tasting or something else? Do you eat it alone or in a particular way? TIA!

Omg I did this too!! I only realized halfway through the sausage 😅😭 oops. At least it doesn’t ruin the taste…?

I had a friend who had liver damage that was so severe she looked a full 9 months pregnant from the fluid backing up. She was an alcoholic and refused to see a Dr until it was too late to save herself. She wouldn't leave her house the last few months before she died because she knew she'd be asked if she was pregnant every time. She was very skinny otherwise.

There are many reasons not to ask a woman about it. She may have a medical problem and doesn't want to have to explain it. She may have just had a miscarriage or have found out that the baby's life isn't viable. It totally outweighs any benefit of asking without knowing the situation ahead of time.

I was like is their so insecure and they said something about a bigger sausage or something. Context was definitely needed here 😂

Rating sausages is so much better than eating sausages paper.. so how much out of 10 do you rate that summer sausage??

Today I learned the term "Summer Sausage".

This sub is purely educational.

In german we call it "Dauerwurst" = Lasting Sausage or Duration Sausage.

I had a similar shirt and was wearing it BOTH times when I was asked. I carry a lot of my weight in the torso and thought that style of shirt was a fix for my problem. One of those times I was target shooting at an outdoor gun range with a male friend and this redneck woman collecting people's brass asked me if I was pregnant. I said No. Then she said: Well, did you USED to be pregnant? I'd been was reloading when she'd walked up and I looked at my friend and joked "Accidents happen". The woman finally got the point and scurried back up to the long gun range, lol.

I eat the casing most of the time too, tbh. If it’s not too chewy it’s simpler and less messy. But don’t be like my friend who nearly ate a BabyBel with the wax still on. You will never live that one down.

I've never heard of summer sausage and immediately thought it was a euphemism which would be explained by OP, so the whole post turned out rather more innocent than expected.

You fucked up. Okay.... How long are you going to dwell on it? Learn and move on. $130 is cheap for the lesson you got.

In a sense, you got fucked for $130.

It's a hard sausage that doesn't need refrigeration or cooking. You can keep it on the pantry shelf in summertime.

Leggings do not cover feet, those are called stockings.

Someone wanna tell me what on earth summer sausage is? Thought I’d experienced most of the world’s sausage options, but don’t know this name at all.

Five years ago I mistook a tube of cortizol for toothpaste so I understand how that goes.

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Not to the letter, no, but using contextual clues and critical thinking, I can identify the OP's intent, and I translated it to the correct spelling and grammar so that you would understand.

You seem to have forgotten that not everyone on the internet writes perfect english... not even me.

But then again, maybe I'm wrong, and the OP can step in if they so choose.

lmao