Recent comments in /f/tifu
OkVolume1 t1_jct1tel wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
> My girlfriend (F20) isn't on the same level as me when it comes to our hygiene. I'm not saying she's filthy or nothing, it's just that she likes to wear the same pair of underwear for what I would consider too long (sometimes and upwards of a week.)
I'll say it. Your girlfriend is filthy.
Kurokotsu t1_jct0y7p wrote
Reply to comment by UndercoverVenturer in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
I actually love the phrase Duration Sausage.
NefariousnessNo4697 t1_jct0jz2 wrote
Reply to comment by tommo020 in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
I was thinking something similar to pepperami
Srudge t1_jct0g7s wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Beta
Kirstemis t1_jcsz9zb wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
I don't believe any of it. This was written by an incel trying to prove vaginas are nasty.
tommo020 t1_jcsyd4h wrote
Reply to comment by MadameMonk in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
I have no idea but was picturing chorizo in my mind as that often has a paper, too.
TerrorNova49 t1_jcsyaht wrote
🌭 “My sausage is bigger than your sausage!” 🍆
calculatingmacaw t1_jcsxif9 wrote
Reply to comment by germandude212 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
OP, I'll be honest with you. You confessing your love for her will already be affecting her relationship. You're her ex-boyfriend. She clearly still cares for you since you're still friends, but that would have been hard enough for her new partner without now knowing that you're still in love with her. If she still loves you, then she will say that. But you have to be prepared that she may not.
Your confession is likely going to change things and you have to be ready for that being a positive change or a negative one. My advice would be to put a bit of distance between you both while you take some time to heal. Being around her constantly, texting and calling her daily, seeing her with someone else, all while you want to be with her... that's really difficult to move on from. Give yourself some time to recover from the breakup because you clearly haven't. Wishing you all the best, OP.
calculatingmacaw t1_jcswz7a wrote
Reply to comment by DannkHippo in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Yeast infection waiting to happen. Gf needs to change her ways immediately. It's unhealthy and she must reek using the same underwear repeatedly, what does she do when she has a period??
calculatingmacaw t1_jcswxe5 wrote
Reply to comment by DanMelb in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
"I am a relatively clean person."
Followed immediately by evidence that he is clearly not a relatively clean person given the fact that he is happy to share underwear and wasn't even able to see that gf had opened the new pack, then put the dirty underwear back in the packet and with freaking discharge on. (Trust me, I'm a girl, that shit smells and is obvious if it had as much as OP says it had.)
Gf is undoubtedly the worst of the two but OP is not as squeaky clean as he likes to think.
mrbear120 t1_jcsw1vp wrote
Reply to comment by MadameMonk in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
Any and all of the above, and with crackers and cheese is my go to. It is often pork, but it can be beef or my favorite, venison.
foxjohnc87 t1_jcsvu2s wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by losing $130 to a scammer and I am a student by [deleted]
TBF he did get fucked, just not the way he was expecting.
Marybone t1_jcsvq3b wrote
Reply to comment by germandude212 in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
You can still talk to her and respect that she has a relationship already.
germandude212 OP t1_jcsvjpf wrote
Reply to comment by Marybone in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Problem is she got a BF, i don't want to affect her relationship with him, but thanks for the advise.
Marybone t1_jcsvdbr wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Just speak to her. What will be, will work itself out, but not by burying your head in the sand. She may have feelings for you but you won't know if you don't talk.
iammeallthetime t1_jcstiey wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
What the absolute fuck? I cannot even wrap my mind around any part of the situation. Why was a new package of underwear on the floor? How could you confuse a new pair of underwear with dirty ones?
You put clean clothes in the drawer/closet. You put the dirty clothes in laundry baskets (darks, lights, towels). Never the fuck ever have my husband or myself put on each other's dirty clothes. We have put each other's clean clothes for Halloween.
ipayinexposure t1_jcsr7mn wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Disgusting birds of a feather flock together. Change your underwear everyday ya filthy animals.
ItsMeTrey t1_jcsoay2 wrote
Reply to comment by MadameMonk in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
It is usually a mixture of beef and pork. The cornerstone seasonings of summer sausage are curing salt, mustard seed, and garlic. Traditionally it is air smoked, but liquid smoke can be used instead. Most people eat it by itself or with cheese and/or crackers.
ARancidImage t1_jcsnb1b wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Wondering how terrifying op's sex life with that nasty swamp donkey be. People have to be able to smell her stench in public right?
DannkHippo t1_jcsnau2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Gross. Don't be disgusting. Wear clean underwear. Make her change her undies more. Absolutely do laundry and do NOT wear each others dirty underwear. 🤢🤮
Like the fact it's happened multiple times...SMH..😤
DanMelb t1_jcsn7e0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
TIL that there are office workers who seem "normal" who:
- Don't change underwear every single day (which is already a major red flag); and
- Share used underwear! WT absolute F?
You're both filthy pigs, dude. Sorry, but somebody has to tell you.
senloris t1_jcsn5c4 wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Jefe in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Imagine the taste of that on a fun-time.
How would this not bother anyone?
CheeseMakingMom t1_jcsn0gp wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
And…that’s enough Reddit for today.
Lord_Jefe t1_jcsmqpu wrote
Reply to comment by senloris in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
I thought the same thing. I have to ask tho - who the hell wears underwear for a week? I put on a clean pair in the morning, & strip them off to commando in some clean shorts or pajama pants.
If your GF wore underwear for a week, there would be discharge all the time as the Batcave doesn’t handle moisture down there too well. My ex wife would get a yeast infection if she rewore a pair.
I’m calling shenanigans on this one.
Superloopertive t1_jct1veb wrote
Reply to comment by redvelvetcakebatter in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
That's what I mean, if he could see feet and they were the same colour as the "leggings"...