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OkVolume1 t1_jct1tel wrote

> My girlfriend (F20) isn't on the same level as me when it comes to our hygiene. I'm not saying she's filthy or nothing, it's just that she likes to wear the same pair of underwear for what I would consider too long (sometimes and upwards of a week.)

I'll say it. Your girlfriend is filthy.

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calculatingmacaw t1_jcsxif9 wrote

OP, I'll be honest with you. You confessing your love for her will already be affecting her relationship. You're her ex-boyfriend. She clearly still cares for you since you're still friends, but that would have been hard enough for her new partner without now knowing that you're still in love with her. If she still loves you, then she will say that. But you have to be prepared that she may not.

Your confession is likely going to change things and you have to be ready for that being a positive change or a negative one. My advice would be to put a bit of distance between you both while you take some time to heal. Being around her constantly, texting and calling her daily, seeing her with someone else, all while you want to be with her... that's really difficult to move on from. Give yourself some time to recover from the breakup because you clearly haven't. Wishing you all the best, OP.

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calculatingmacaw t1_jcswxe5 wrote

"I am a relatively clean person."

Followed immediately by evidence that he is clearly not a relatively clean person given the fact that he is happy to share underwear and wasn't even able to see that gf had opened the new pack, then put the dirty underwear back in the packet and with freaking discharge on. (Trust me, I'm a girl, that shit smells and is obvious if it had as much as OP says it had.)

Gf is undoubtedly the worst of the two but OP is not as squeaky clean as he likes to think.

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iammeallthetime t1_jcstiey wrote

What the absolute fuck? I cannot even wrap my mind around any part of the situation. Why was a new package of underwear on the floor? How could you confuse a new pair of underwear with dirty ones?

You put clean clothes in the drawer/closet. You put the dirty clothes in laundry baskets (darks, lights, towels). Never the fuck ever have my husband or myself put on each other's dirty clothes. We have put each other's clean clothes for Halloween.

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DannkHippo t1_jcsnau2 wrote

Gross. Don't be disgusting. Wear clean underwear. Make her change her undies more. Absolutely do laundry and do NOT wear each others dirty underwear. 🤢🤮

Like the fact it's happened multiple times...SMH..😤

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DanMelb t1_jcsn7e0 wrote

TIL that there are office workers who seem "normal" who:

  1. Don't change underwear every single day (which is already a major red flag); and
  2. Share used underwear! WT absolute F?

You're both filthy pigs, dude. Sorry, but somebody has to tell you.

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Lord_Jefe t1_jcsmqpu wrote

I thought the same thing. I have to ask tho - who the hell wears underwear for a week? I put on a clean pair in the morning, & strip them off to commando in some clean shorts or pajama pants.

If your GF wore underwear for a week, there would be discharge all the time as the Batcave doesn’t handle moisture down there too well. My ex wife would get a yeast infection if she rewore a pair.

I’m calling shenanigans on this one.

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