Recent comments in /f/tifu
Just_Cycle_4790 t1_jcus1kj wrote
Reply to comment by AnotherDempsey in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Agreed. Don't call other men betas, it's like ringing a dinner bell for Domme's , those ladies will pass on you and have those "betas" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner instead.
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Reply to comment by Marybone in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
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SnowyChinchilla t1_jcuq8es wrote
Yes I give the sausage a 5.5/10 due to the consistency,spice, and even spacing of fat.
I give the paper a 9.5/10. Some of the finest paper to grace my palate. Clearly colored from old world wine. chef’s kiss
ChuckRocksEh t1_jcuok83 wrote
A coworker gave me the chip, and I actually do love spicy things, everyday. I knew better, one tiny nibble, and into the trash. Even the nibble was hot, but I’m not a dumbass, when someone gives you something BECAUSE it’s hot DON’T eat it.
FarMap6136 t1_jcun8if wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Crotch Rot, table for 2
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcum1t3 wrote
Reply to comment by noggstaj in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I should've specified it, I meant i enjoy eating spicy things. Sorry, wasn't quite thinking straight, plus english isn't my first launguage, so I sometimes confuse myself trying to write something:((
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jculdlm wrote
Reply to comment by MacerationMacy in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Yup, not exactly how I wanted to learn that lesson but oh well.
FarMap6136 t1_jcul6om wrote
Reply to comment by ARancidImage in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Swamp donkey be it
Ihavenoidea84 t1_jcukpg6 wrote
Reply to comment by calculatingmacaw in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Ya relative to who? Lol Filthy fucks
MacerationMacy t1_jcucyxh wrote
Poor dude. At least you learned a lesson about thinking things through next time, right?
LePanda47 t1_jcuclsp wrote
Genuinely was expecting a situation like where a friend sent you a dick pic that a guy sent to them and asked you to rate it but then your husband saw the dick pic and thought you were cheating on him or something similar
noggstaj t1_jcuc7x9 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper_Weekend8391 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Then how can you claim you have tolerance to spicy things :D
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Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
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AnotherDempsey t1_jcua078 wrote
Reply to comment by Srudge in TIFU by texting a girl drunk by germandude212
Stick to your anime and video games 😂
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcu9r86 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Love_1353 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I made it up to her. Forgot to update the post. I went shopping and got her a cake from my local bakery that she loves to eat. Beside that, my grandma got her gifts, ate the cake and I'm sitting next to her right now.
Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcu97mq wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
I tried a habanero once. But never tried anything spicier. Edit: Im not saying that I only tried something from the scoville range of habanero. But That was the spiciest pepper i ever tried. I should've specified. I have eaten thai chillis and bonnets. Which are relatively in the same range, but lower.
restisinpeace t1_jcu8tq0 wrote
Clearly at least one person ate it so it’s not inedible anymore
kimuracatcher t1_jcu6uvn wrote
Reply to TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
Please get spayed and/or neutered
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jcu3hdh wrote
>I'm a guy who has some tolerance to spicy things.
> Just to mention, I've never tried something spicier that a habanero in my life so switching that to 6 000 000 SHU is really something.
These two statements do not go together.
Also, I'm the type that puts a habanao in my breakfast burrito and I wouldn't touch something that hot
No_Love_1353 t1_jcu221a wrote
Why are you weak enough to ruin your grandmother’s birthday?
otterbomber t1_jcu1ogy wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry
It was the whole reason I clicked, partly disappointed partly amused
redvelvetcakebatter t1_jctzc5d wrote
Reply to comment by Superloopertive in TIFU by complimenting a girl wearing leggings (she wasn’t wearing leggings) by wowzaps
I mean, there’s a chance this persons legs were ashy but their feet were not. Also without glasses it can be extremely hard to tell, so I can’t blame op lol
rellsell t1_jctyc4c wrote
Yeah, when I was dating a new girl, she'd always appreciate a gift of a summer sausage. I liked suggesting we go for a drive, and then, without a word, I'd open the glove box, pull out the summer sausage and hand it to her. I found you could learn a lot about a new girl this way.
iMestie t1_jctxd6r wrote
I was 100% waiting for a post about someone who rated penises while lying on the beach next to their husband. I was slightly disappointed.
KingStrongSad t1_jcusilp wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in TIFU by keeping an addiction a secret from my partner. by Time_Mail_9564
Marijuana is, in fact, addictive. Depending on what study you look at, roughly 10%-30% of people get addicted to marijuana. (Link is good for other information about the good and bad of marijuana.) The behavior and routine is definitely addictive too. People who smoke tobacco definitely have the same problem.
OP, rather than smoking if you are actually using it for medical purposes, try baking it into food. That way you still get the medical benefits, but there won't be smoke cause problems lungs.
OP, also note that marijuana is not good for your brain development. Most people's brains aren't fully developed until 25-years-old. If possible, get access to CDB oil and use that instead of marijuana. THC is the primary culprit for brain development problems from marijuana, and if you can cut that part out, you'll be doing yourself the most help.
Seek help from medical professionals. A therapist may be enough. You might need to get a prescription from a medical doctor for CBD oil.